A/N: Some rules will be funnier on their own. Others are just too hard to write for. These rules will come before the one-shot of each chapter. Read them. They are probably funnier than the actual one-shot.
Disclaimer: *holds up a pumpkin* This is my friend Pie. He owns the Teen Titans. He's also Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and a squirrel. NOT.
3. If Speedy asks for help pranking Bee, kindly keep your offer to yourself.
4. If Beast Boy wants help pranking Raven, studies show that avoiding both Titans for the rest of the day is beneficial to your health.
5. Hiding Beast Boy from Raven is the right thing to do. Not recommended, but the right thing to do.
6. Help with the chores in whatever tower you happen to be staying in.
It only took one look at their tower to know that Titans East had just weathered a major attack. If the state of the tower was not enough proof, then Speedy's cast-bound position on one of the sick-bay's hospital beds and Aqualad's unconscious form in the nearby medical water tank was.
However, the fact that Bumblebee was standing in front of the fridge up in the Ops room, slashing angrily at the taped-on "rulebook" with a pencil mostly explained the tower's current state.
Note: refilling the TE's pool with laundry detergent/fabric softener/dishwashing liquid/any kind of polish/anything classified as a cleaning solution does NOT count as a chore, and will result in two people (Aqualad and you) earning a stay in the Med-bay.