My Ending Of Breaking Dawn

by Yellow911

This is the way Breaking Dawn should have ended. WARNING: I'm an anti-Bella. WARMING: This is a crack-fic. Rated T for sudden deaths. If you can handle people randomly dieing, sure, go ahead and read it.

2. Sing a Song

Caius's Pov

We were in our helicopter. It was getting boring in here. It was stuffy, boring, and cramped.

"Aro," I said. "It's so boring. Could we do something?"

Athenodora jabbed me with her elbow.

"What?" I hissed.

"You can't ask-" Athenodora hissed back just as harshly, but was cut off by Aro's annoying voice.

"Ah! I have an idea!" Aro exclaimed. Great. One of his brilliant ideas that always seem to work out perfectly.

No one was listening, so he clenched his teeth and said, "I. Have. An. Idea!"

"Um, what's your idea?" Chelsea asked timidly. Kiss up.

"Let's sing songs!" Oh, great. What does he have in mind? Kumbaya and a series of trust falls (A/n Do you watch Lost? Go Sawyer!)?

So everyone sang except for Jane, Marcus, and me and I think Jane might have gotten frustrated because Alec made Aro unconscious for the rest of the flight.