CH 2: y do U haVe to be a NonConForMist like Errybody elSe?
Objection: You made it this far, right? You might as well continue.
Geraldine Evangaline St. Christiantine loved pink. She always wore pink and pinkish things. She was a witch, so she had a pink hat and pink robes. She was 5'3" tall and weight 110lbs. She had honey colored hair and sapphire blue eyes. She was pretty, but she didn't really realize it. She was one of those people who thinks they look average, but really they are like uber pretty. She goes to Hogwarts and is in Gryffindor because she is brave. Once she killed a spider without screaming and calling her mom.
Anyways she was sitting in Potion's class next to her partner from Slither. That meant that they were automatically enemies since she was in Gryffindor and all. Good vs. Evil and stuff like that. Still he was hott! He had the whole ego badass thing going for him and that was totally not her type but she found herself lost in his twinkly blue eyes. And his super black hair. And his wicked sexy skinny jeans. And oh my god, was he not wearing a shirt under his robes? Geraldine, or Gine (it's proNounced JeaN peoples! like as in jeaNs u wear!) as her preppy friends called her, Gine was totally a prep incase you couldn't tell. Anyways she decided to stop looking at Charcoal because he was nothing but trouble being a Death Eater and all.
Gine thought of her father, who was killed by the death curse and then hanged himself and is now a zombie vampire werewolf transformer wizard. She also thought of how she never met her mother. Apparently she likes left her dad for Voldermort, who at the time still looked human and went by the name Tom and was a total hogtie. She then pictured what her mother would look like. She thought she'd be uber ugly like her since she thinks she's uber ugly but she is really pretty. Other boyz were staring at her but she was too busy to notice since she thinks about many things to think about. Like for example.
Charcoal turned to her and was like "Hey" in a flirtatious way. She must be a library card, because He was totally checking her out! He looked at her pink stilletos, then at her nice legs, and up to her pink mini skirt and pink blouse and pink robe, and he looked at her face seeing her pink lipgloss, pink blush, pink mascara, pink eyeliner, and pink eyeshadow and up to her pink witch's hat. He then looked down from her pink eyeshadow and pink witch's hat. He kept looking down until his eyes hit the floor. Then he looked back up. Then he looked in her eyes. Then he kept talking. "You never answered me bitch. I said Hey I'm Charcoal Costington. I said Hey I'm Charcoal Costington."
Gine squeaked. "I'm so sorry! I'm Geraldine Evangaline St. Christiantine." Charcoal just grunted. Gine frowned at this. She was used to boys fawning over her, but she wasn't sure why, since you know she didn't realize how pretty she was. She thought she was like super ugly even though she really was really pretty since everybody really thought that it is a wonder her self esteem sucks. Anyways they went through potions class ignoring the mutal lust between them. Then they went separately to their next classes. She was walking to her next class thinking about boys and how boys were cute and how she wanted to have a boyfriend because that is what popular girls do. Gine is VERY POPULAR EVERYONE LIKES HER.