Johnny: so this is it, I hope I don't get fired again Ghostking: knowing you, you will Johnny: oh just quiet
"Um, ok. I could be described as Crazy, kind of hyper, smart, someone who enjoys getting things right, and can be serious when necessary." Tatl answered, scratching the back of her head. Johnny wrote all that down.
"Ok, so what is your expertise in Sonic related stuff?" Ghostking asked, trying to be intimidating even though she's nerdy. Tatl thought about and answered, "Storylines of most of the games, characterization, the TV shows and such. I'm afraid I can't give you a great answer. It's still been less than a year since I became a fan of Sonic stuff".
"Ok, well I have read your stories, and I can honestly say you are over qualified for this gig. But, before I can give it to you, you must past the…" Johnny suddenly seemed a little Demonic and even poke in a demonic voice. "… FUNNINESS TEST". Then the Twilight Zone theme played out of nowhere. Ghostking shuddered and Tatl looked a little creeped out.
"What's the FUNNINEST TEST" Tatl asked in the same Demonic tone as Johnny, and then the Twilight Zone theme played out of nowhere. Johnny just smiled evilly.
(BATMAN'S SWIRLY THING BUT WITH JOHNNY'S FACE)
Moonlight sat Bangs down and pushed Monica off of his seat. He then turned towards Bangs as he sat down. "So, Bangs tell me about you" Moonlight asked as Monica pulled another big, heavy, leather, spinning chair behind Moonlight's desk.
"Well, I love the arts. Anything to do with them, really. Including filmmaking. I tend to be naturally good at it. You might even say it's in my genes." She giggled a bit. "My parents died when I was small. I found my crewmates, not including Tatl, a few years later. They're my family, so we work well together. I know we'd all love to work for you." Bangs answered. Monica pulled out a 3DS and took a 3D picture of Bangs. Moonlight grabbed it out of her hands.
"HEY GIVE THAT BACK" Monica cried, but Moonlight just put it deep in his tail fur.
"Why did you do that?" Moonlight asked as he covered his tail with his other tails. Monica just shrugged.
"I just wanted to show people back home all these cool species, I mean I got pictures of you guys already" Monica answered, Moonlight just looked shocked.
"WHAT?" Moonlight yelled. He then pulled out the 3DS and started looking through the pictures. He turned to the first picture which was of him almost kissing Amy on the basketball court, then him being tackled by M.I.R.A, then of Sarah giving Mark a noogai, then of Gauntlet being squeezed into Lexi's breast, and a bunch of other pics of everyone.
"WOW, this is pretty good" Moonlight admitted showing Bangs her picture, Bangs just smiled. He then handed the 3DS back to Monica who put it in her pocket.
"Well, Bangs. Uh, I know Johnny accepted you for another one of his stories. But, before I can even give him my recommendations, there are a few tests that we need you to perform" Moonlight said lying back in the chair with his hands behind his head.
"What kind of tests?" Bangs asked leaning forward. Monica smiled lying back as well, but without her hands behind her head, and answered "Nice tests" in her best Dr. Bernard Merrick impression.
(BATMAN'S SWIRLY THING BUT WITH JOHNNY'S FACE)
"So, Fangs? That's a pretty lame name. I'm Samantha. So, how do you feel about the Sonic heroes?" asked, but Fang kept looking out the door trying to see the room Moonlight went. Jordan walked over and sat Fang down, hard.
"OWWW, what the fudge" Fang yelled at Jordan. She just locked the door and smirked while sitting.
"First of all, it's FANG. Not FANGS. Second of all, my opinions go pretty much like this. Sonic: fun to race. Tails: Cute kid. Glad to be related to him. Knuckles: great fighter, but kind of an airhead sometimes. Amy: Pink and annoying, but innocent enough. Cream: a lot like Madi, but more outgoing. Big: Stupid beyond belief, but innocent. Shadow: Grumpy and stuck-up, but powerful. Rouge: not as girly as Amy, but still girly. I think we'd get along. Omega: A freakin' awesome robot chock full of explosives! What's NOT to like? Ahem. Anyway. Vector: greedy, but smart. Espio: too quiet, but an epic ninja. Charmy: he can be either REALLY annoying, or really sweet. Depends on how much sugar he's had." Fang answered, and then she leaned in and asked, "Who was that weird hedgefox that was staring at me earlier?"
"Why do you want to know?" asked getting all in to Fang's face. But Fang just stood up, not looking scared one bit, and looked right into her eyes and answered, "Because, it's none of your business ".
The next things that could be heard was Samantha, Jordan, and Fang kicking each other's butts.
(BATMAN'S SWIRLY THING BUT WITH JOHNNY'S FACE)
Dagger was pacing back and forth in M.I.R.A's office, waiting for his interview he was so excited for.
"I didn't even want to do this. Stupid Bangs and her…" he changed to a high-pitched, nasally voice. "'…patented cute face'!" He switched back to his normal voice. "And everyone agreed! Even Madi! Madi never wants to do anything involving other people! I mean, seriously! Why did everyone agree to this! It's so stupid! I just wanted to play some World of Warcraft! Is that too much to-" Mark and M.I.R.A were listening to every word Dagger said, and was laughing at his unknown torture that was coming. The interviewers opened the door to a pacing, scowling Dagger. He looked up in surprise and changed his face to a confident, suave poker face. "Hello." he said calmly. "I believe we have an interview."
"Oh yeah, we have an interview. One of the greatest interviews ever in the history of interviews." M.I.R.A said, evilly. Dagger looked very unnerved.
But before they can start the Dagger torture, the wall separating the York twin's office with M.I.R.A's office was busted down revealing three girls still trying to rip each other's head off the other. Dagger got in the middle of it and pulled Fang off of Jordan and Samantha.
"WHAT THE FRODO" Mark said, grabbing Jordan so she wouldn't Judo kick Fang in the head. M.I.R.A had to confiscated all of Samantha's weapons, from her Katana blades to her Shuriken spikes to her Sais to her Kusari-gama to her Nunchuku to her… well you get the idea.
"She started it" Jordan yelled pointing at Fang, who looked appalled that she is a being blamed.
"What, me? No, it was you! You threw the first punch!" Fang retaliated. Jordan got so ticked that she kicked Mark in the Cohona and tackled Fang. Eventually the fighting got so intense that M.I.R.A and Dagger was stuck in the middle of it and Mark barley escaped with his life. He took off towards Johnny's office
(BATMAN'S SWIRLY THING BUT WITH JOHNNY'S FACE)
"Um, I think I want to quit" Tatl said as she stood in front of the portal that will bring her to Ghostking's fanfic "Ghostking Screws up Time and Space FOR THE FOURTH TIME!". She had to spend a whole Fanfic story in order to pass the test, the horror.
"Sorry, no-refunds" Johnny answered, and got ready to push.
"But, I never gave you mon- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH" Tatl screamed as she fell into the portal to be tortured by Ghostking's Johnny and Ghostking. "That was fun" Johnny smiled.
The door bust opened and Mark was there, he was out of breath. "Samantha, Jordan, and Fang… are… fighting. The office… is about… to be-"
"What, spit it out boy" Johnny interrupted, but Mark just passed out. "Oh well, just have to find out myself Johnny sighed and took off to Mark's office.
(BATMAN'S SWIRLY THING BUT WITH JOHNNY'S FACE)
Madi trembled as she sat down in front of Gauntlet and Sarah, looking at her lap. The two interviewers shared a look before Sarah said "OK, Madi, why do you think each of your team members are right for the roles they chose?"
Madi still looked down as she quietly stuttered "W-well, Bangs l-loves being on c-camera, a-and Dagger's r-r-really good with p-people. Fang's s-strong. S-s-she could hold th-the m-microphone easily. I, uh, d-don't like t-talking to people m-much, b-but I have g-good aim. I could sh-shoot a g-good movie f-for you." She took a deep breath and her trembling lessened.
Sarah smiled and said "Thank you. Those were good answers. Buuut..."
Gauntlet pulled out a gun from his tail and tossed it into Madi's lap. "To test your aim, we have a little test for you." He and Sarah got up and walked toward a door in the back of the room. "Follow us."
She obeyed them and left taking the extremely real gun with her. They entered a sort of shooting gallery. In the middle about 4 feet away was Shredder and Razor wolfer, Lexi's jerk triplet brothers.
"Take the gun and shoot them in the head" Gauntlet smirked at the wolves who were terrified without a doubt.
"Come on Gauntlet, were sorry. Untie us please." Shredder pleaded, but Gauntlet just turned to Madi who was still paralyzed with fear. "NO, I CAN'T DO IT." She cried.
"If you don't do it, your friends will never be part of this story, or any other story's in Controlled Chaos Studios again." Gauntlet said a little evilly.
Madi, who didn't want to let down her friends, lifted the gun up and tried to pull the trigger but failed.
"I'm sorry, but no." But Gauntlet snatched the gun out of her hands, aimed, and pulled the trigger without hesitating. Madi fainted as soon as she heard the splat, but failed to hear both wolves scream, "NOOOOOOO, NOT ."
"The gun; $20.00, the gum; $2.00, the look on her face when she thought I just killed them two? Priceless." Gauntlet and Sarah high-fived each other. Then came up with an excuse so they don't get in trouble with TatlTails
Johnny: well that probly is one of my best ever. Moonlight: ego-manic. Monica: Johnny don't own anything, or Ghostking. Mark: what are you doing? Monica: I haven't done a disclaimer in so long I wanted another chance to do one. Dagger: Whatever. Can we get out of here now? Johnny: well th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks. M.I.R.A: you said I can do that part