Chapter 2
Conker had to walk on the rope of the bridge because, there was no bridge. He hopped on the rope looking quite nervous and tried to shift his weight to keep his balance. Slowly but steadily he was making it across the bridge, then he walked too quickly and fell off, Conker screamed as he did he fell flat on his back and mud spew in all directions. He sat up and picked up his tail "Your useless!" then he threw it down. It wasn't really a problem he could always take the ladder so he searched for it at its regular place but it was not there. "Great..!" Then he slapped his forehead and said "Of course!" He crouched then jumped and used his whirly..helicopter tail thing...Anyway he couldn't make it the ledge was too far up. He then tapped his head then the ground started to rumble, our hero turned around and a puff of black smoke came in front of him, then a figure jumped down from the ledge and ran to where the smoke appeared. Conker rolled his eyes too see Gregg, his hands were on his knees and he was panting quite fast, he put up a finger and Conker waited patiently, "I don't friggin get it, I don't even have any lungs..." Said Gregg "Very dramatic entrance" said Conker ....sarcastic of course. "Oh shut up you little prick, anyway I see your in a predicament you can't get up this ledge eh?" "No.." "Well I can teach you a new trick, have you ever played that game Mario 64?" "Well, yeah but I couldn't figure out how to get into the castle" "Uh...Huh...Ok well have you played Ninja Gaiden?" "No.." "Why the hell am I telling clues for! There's a trick called a wall jump, and its basically self explanatory." "I see, well...thanks" "Whatever prick." Gregg turned around and disappeared magically. Conker turned around jumped on a wall, then kept doing this and ended up on the surface, he made a victory pose ( Please applaud now ) As he did something caught his eye. It was a pack of ones forming up to be $100 our hero ran to it and smashed it with his loyal Frying Pan. Then he smiled bearing his white teeth and his eyes rolling to "$" Signs. "Ok bitch, pick me up then" Conker did so and placed it in his pocket "Oh yeah, mine for the taking" Then our hero ignored all the signs saying "Feck off" and things like that and headed to the small opening and a rank smell filled his nose...
Conker had to walk on the rope of the bridge because, there was no bridge. He hopped on the rope looking quite nervous and tried to shift his weight to keep his balance. Slowly but steadily he was making it across the bridge, then he walked too quickly and fell off, Conker screamed as he did he fell flat on his back and mud spew in all directions. He sat up and picked up his tail "Your useless!" then he threw it down. It wasn't really a problem he could always take the ladder so he searched for it at its regular place but it was not there. "Great..!" Then he slapped his forehead and said "Of course!" He crouched then jumped and used his whirly..helicopter tail thing...Anyway he couldn't make it the ledge was too far up. He then tapped his head then the ground started to rumble, our hero turned around and a puff of black smoke came in front of him, then a figure jumped down from the ledge and ran to where the smoke appeared. Conker rolled his eyes too see Gregg, his hands were on his knees and he was panting quite fast, he put up a finger and Conker waited patiently, "I don't friggin get it, I don't even have any lungs..." Said Gregg "Very dramatic entrance" said Conker ....sarcastic of course. "Oh shut up you little prick, anyway I see your in a predicament you can't get up this ledge eh?" "No.." "Well I can teach you a new trick, have you ever played that game Mario 64?" "Well, yeah but I couldn't figure out how to get into the castle" "Uh...Huh...Ok well have you played Ninja Gaiden?" "No.." "Why the hell am I telling clues for! There's a trick called a wall jump, and its basically self explanatory." "I see, well...thanks" "Whatever prick." Gregg turned around and disappeared magically. Conker turned around jumped on a wall, then kept doing this and ended up on the surface, he made a victory pose ( Please applaud now ) As he did something caught his eye. It was a pack of ones forming up to be $100 our hero ran to it and smashed it with his loyal Frying Pan. Then he smiled bearing his white teeth and his eyes rolling to "$" Signs. "Ok bitch, pick me up then" Conker did so and placed it in his pocket "Oh yeah, mine for the taking" Then our hero ignored all the signs saying "Feck off" and things like that and headed to the small opening and a rank smell filled his nose...