HIIII ITS ME I CHANGED MY NAME CUZ I CAN SO NOW CALL ME ROXXY OR ROXXANNE.
RS:so i had problems posting this cuz imn such a dipshit that i posted the wrong thingy.
Draco: With a rebel yell he cried more more and more!
Harry: More more more
RS: nooooo no more! why dont you both go have sex or summin?
Draco & Harry: HELL YES! Runs away
RS: Tom (tom riddle) could you please read the disclamer
Tom:certinly
Rs: Swoon
Tom: Roxxanne does not own Harry potter if she did then i would alternate between fucking harry and fucking her. and i'd still have the sexy that i have now. Now read the story before i destroy you!
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The students in the great hall one morning were all half-asleep, eating or making bubbles in there cereal bowl. Well that last option was mainly for one messy hared man that likes to call himself James Potter. This one called James Potter usually has his head out of foods, but considering that it was breakfast time at the begging of his last year at Hogwarts…well can you blame him? It's too damn early to even consider waking up.
Just as the 3 boys surrounding him were thinking it was time to pull him up before he drowned, a loud crash came from the slytherin table. The students in the great hall all jumped at the exact same time, and the possibly close to drowning James lifted his head, a purple cheerio stuck to his nose and one red cheerio on each cheek.
"Harry James Potter, your ass is grass if I can't get this shit off of my cloths!" Came a shout from the Blond boy that had fallen on top of the black haired boy who was, apparently close to his death.
"C'mon Draco…were all friends here! And plus am too sexy to die! Also you're crushing my ribs." Draco got off of Harry and set about helping pansy and Ginny up since he's all sexy classy like that. (D/N: Draco: hell yeah I am. Me:WTF who said you could post an A/N in MY damn story go back to your hair jell. Draco: Bitch. Me: Oh so you WANT to die. D: No sir. Me: Then go bitch! D:Yes sir) Harry sat up and brushed his cloths of, when he looked up he saw a hot guy with long blond hair and steel grey eyes, he also bared a strong resemblance to the boy who had just got finished threatening his life.
"Oh hello…you're hot… what's your name, honey?" he purred. The boy raised an eyebrow in fascination while he thought to himself that this boy looked worthy enough to have some fun with.
"Lucius Malfoy. And I must say you don't look so bad yourself. I would ask you your name, but I'm pretty sure that people in Mexico have heard it." He purred right back. He and Harry stared at each other for a moment before they started making out. Every straight/Bi girl and Gay/Bi guy and even some 'straight' guys were watching them with interest. Finally after the shock wore off Draco came to his senses. He stood on the table and pulled Harry back by the neck of his shirt.
"What the fuck Potter? That's my Father your mouth humping! Think before you go off and…WAIT MY FATHER!" His head whipped around and looked at the other blond who was both equally as shocked and as sexy as him. Then Harry looked around the hall.
"Oh…huh…oops. Hey! There's my dad! Hi Dad! You have cheerios on your face! Also also…You're Sexy! Like Me!" He then proceeded to run over to the Gryffindor table and sit next to his father. "Hi daddy I'm Harry!"
James looked at his 'son' and nodded slowly, a grin spreading out on his face. He opened his arms wide and said happily "Son!" Harry did the same but said "Daddy!" and they embraced rocking back and forth, sobbing there wittle hearts out. Draco looked at them and shook his head. He turned jumped off the table and stood next to the girls who were currently standing off to the side somewhere.
"Oi Harry, You think you could stop with cuddling your dad and come over here?" Ginny shouted.
Harry hoped up and ran over to her cuz; you don't up against a weasley girl unless you WANT your ear screamed off. "And we weren't cuddling! It was a manly Father, Son embrace."
"Whatever, we need to talk about why the hell where here!" Pansy whispered since she had sense enough to know that people Like for their eardrums to work. And also because everyone in the great hall were staring at them and the teacher had out there wands…and not the good kind.
"Well, isn't it obvious? Harry did something wrong and now were stuck in the Damn 70's! Who the hell wants to be in the Damn 70's for Merlins Sake?" Draco whispered furiously. He had a point…I wouldn't want to be around in the 70's either. d
"Well duh its Harry's fault! It's always his Fault! Whenever something bad and or stupid happens it's, guess who? Harry's fault." Ginny whispered back, fully aware that said boy was looking at her with his mouth wide open.
"Well, that aside we need a plan for what were going to do while were here!" Pansy whispered since, apparently she's the only sensible one of them. They all turned to Harry with expectant looks on their faces that said, it's your damn fault were here so YOU figure out how to get us back! Though that's putting it pretty tamely.
"Okay fine! Well when I read the instructions, it said that we get sent back after a full rotation of the earth around the sun, which - if I remember correctly – is a full year. So I'd say the best thing for us to do is try to fit in, get to know people from the future as kids and get laid." Harry said calmly while across the hall he and Lucius were making bedroom eyes at each other. Draco noticed that and shuddered, but agreed with the others that that was a pretty good idea. They apparently forgot about the wands (not the fun kind) that the teachers were pointing at them until old Dumbles started talking.
"Hello. Welcome to Hogwarts. I'm the Headmaster Albus Dumbledore. May I ask who you all are?" Harry looked up surprised; he was having fantasy about a threesome with Draco and Lucius…Hot Damn that's hot. He looked at Dumbledore before shrugging and saying with a straight face
"I'm Peter Griffin"
"I'm Billy Idol" Draco said (D/N: Hell Yes! With a rebel yell! Me: stupid)
"I'm Paris Hilton" Pansy giggled.
"And I'm Lindsey Lohan" Ginny smirked. The four promptly laughed their asses off while the others in the hall just looked confused.
"Oh gosh…oh my goodness. No, no man were just kidding. My name is the great and powerful Harry James Potter. That Blond guy is the sexy and Mysterious Draco Lucius Malfoy. That girl with the Red hair is the Short tempered and Wonderful Ginny Molly Weasley. And finally that Blond girl who has potatoes in her hair is the Evil and Lovely Pansy…I wanna say Percilla Parkinson. And yes we are related to some students here. My dad is that guy over there James Potter. Draco's is the Sexy as Fuck Lucius Malfoy. Ginny's parents aren't here but her oldest brother Bill Weasley is right there. And ummm I don't know Pansy's family because I have no need to so yeah. Oh yeah and were kinda from the future and were stuck here for a year." He smiled.
Dumblebumble nodded and smile "Well then welcome to Hogwarts. If you would just tell me what house you're in during your time period then you may go there."
At the same time Harry and Ginny let out very Lion and Lioness like roars. After that Pansy and Draco Hissed like snakes about to attack and let me tell you, that shit sounded scary and sexy at the same time. Dumbledore nodded.
"So 2 of you are Gryffindors and 2are Slytherins?"
Harry rolled his eyes "Noo. What could possibly make you think that? Ginny and I are Ravenclaws and Draco and Pansy are Hufflepuffs. Of course we're Gryffindors and Slytherins! Why would we roar like lions and hiss like snakes?" Draco wrapped his arm around Harry's waist to keep him from lunging at Bumblebee. After calming Harry down they all went to sit at the house tables. Harry plopped down next to his dad Sirius, and Remus. Ginny sat with Bill and Lilly Evans. While Draco and Pansy sat with the dark and sexy Severus Snape and the just fuckin' Sexy as Hell and hell is very sexy Lucius Malfoy. At the same time they all thought
This is gonna be fun…
Draco: What is that sound?
Harry: it sounds like...moans
RS: OH TOM! YES PLEASE! MORE MORE
Draco&Harry: Oh my god!
Draco:Run Run for the hills!
RS:that'll teach them to have sex in my house with out video taping it for me. thanks tom
Tom:no problem my dear
RS:giggle and swoon
Tom:Read and review and ill send you pictures of Harry and Draco fucking and pictures of me (while he looks hotttt) naked/shirtless coverd in chocalate...and cookies.