User: SUP DUDE, I'M AMERICA!
Cleverbot: America Ferrera?
User: No, like, real america.
Cleverbot: Not where you are. Who you are.
User: I'm America! I'm in Japan's house.
Cleverbot: You are a terrible liar!
User: No, seriosuly, I am. Japan, tell him!
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Japan: um...Cleverbot-san, we meet again...
Cleverbot: Silly, I'm not Jadis.
User: America-san, I'm done with this. I'm going to watch TV with yong soo.
Cleverbot: How do you misread this?
User: MISREAD WHAT, DUDE?
Cleverbot: You are, aren't you?
User: YEP! I'm the hero!
Cleverbot: What kind of hero?
User: Everyone's!
Cleverbot: Not mine.
User: That hurts, you know.
Cleverbot: How bad does it hurt?
User: Like, worse than not having Cheeseburgers for a week and watching Russia be first for once.
Cleverbot: You are getting yourself in a state. You will have to tell David to get out of your life for good.
User: Like, who's David?
Cleverbot: Is that it.
User: Pretty much...Wanna ride my elevator? It goes to the top floor, dude!
Cleverbot: Do you wear your cap backwards or forwards?
User: BACKWARDS CUZ THAT'S THE ULTIMATE HIP STYLE, YO!
Cleverbot: So true yet, ultimately, so inconsequential.
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Um...what did that mean, anyway?
Cleverbot: Work it out for yourself.
User: That's mean.
Cleverbot: How is that mean?
User: Idk. OH! HAMBURGERS! I gotta go!
Cleverbot: Hahaha.