All's fair in love and Sephiroth
Hi ya. I'm back from my very, very long break of writing to hopefully this will be the 2nd chap of "Much ado about crazy love". Mondays are flavoured yellow. Think about it! Oh yes, I don't own finial fantasy 7 or any other popular culture reference I make while writing. This chapter is a bit more serous but not really.
Again this is a rewrite of old fic, I hope to post a new never before send chapter soon.
We rejoin our story as Vincent and Yuffie entering the Costa del Sol megaplex. The evening has drawn in, but the hot climate of the town meant people were wearing bare shoulders. Vincent glanced over to his date. She looked so beautiful in the half-light. She saw him staring at her and smiles up at him. He feels his cheeks filling with blood, so he quickly turns away, so she won't catch him blushing.
"So what you wanna see?" Yuffie asks, while looking up at the posters displayed on the out side the building. "Umm…. What do you want to see?" Vincent hadn't gone to the movies, let alone been on a date in at least a few decades! His brain was starting to over load with all the strain of it all. "How about "Van Hellsing" It's supposed to be good?" Her eyes lingering on his face all the time. "No, its give a bad image of the undead. It offends me morally and physically" Sneering at the poster with disgust. "I'm sorry Yuffie I'm not up to date on movies, last time I went, I saw, Star Wars: A New Hope, just pick what ever…" "Star what? Ok! I wanna see… That one!" She squeals in delight while pointing at a poster, which has a large kitten on the front all cuddly and cute.
"Are you sure you want to see this "Mr cute saves cuddle town!" Looking at the poster made him feel sick. It made the demons in his head feel like killing and eating this so called Mr Cute. "Hell yeah I love kittens. Their so cute!" She grabs Vincent's arm and drags him to the lobby. "Lets go! Kitty power away!" She shouts at the top of her voice.
Some where in a forest
It's a lonely life in woods. You chop wood all day and what do you get. Nothing! Well not nothing, you get logs of course. But other than the logs, nothing! Well there are the beavers too but there so damn cocky with their built in chainsaws, thank you Shinra. Barret interrupted his train of thought with another chop with his axe brought down on the tree. The tree was pretty much cut though one more go and it should come down. He gave one more mighty swing and CRACK. Now here's something to think about, what sound does a tree falling on Barret make when there's no one else around? Answer: a painfully but yet hilarious one that what. All that is left of the not so dear leader of avalanche is his gun arm and a woolly hat.
Back to the date.
The lobby was brightly light and decked out in a gold and red theme of them old time theatres you see in the 50's. There was a popcorn stand on the left and ticket booths on the right. While there were many plush double doors in front of them leading to the screens. Yuffie dragged Vincent to the right, to join the line. The place was packed with people of all ages. Kids ran out between they're legs. Teenage girls chatted loudly about their last fashion purchase. As the line inched on and on. Vincent couldn't help but stare at Yuffie. He'd never seen her look so, well like a girl. Which was making things stir up down blow if you know what I mean (Wink, wink!) Dear god that hadn't moved since Lucrecia had flash him by accident nearly 30 years ago. They brought the tickets for their movie and moved over to the concessions line.
In front of them a very fat women, well hopefully a women because pigs didn't have blond hair (Unless their Miss Piggy). "I'll have a large popcorn, chocolate raisins, 2 hot dogs, chips , frisps, crisps, dips, happy burger kiddy meal with free Rufus action figure(with wheel chair), pasta, stick o lard, penny royal tea, warm milk, lemonade and cherry flavoured antacids. Oh and a diet coke! Gotta watch my weight!" She left with a armload of food, bringing Yuffie and Vincent to the front of the queue. "Man I could eat a horse Vinnie!" She squeals to him, she turns to the attendant who just asked them what they wanted. "I'll have a large doctor pepper, a medium popcorn and a random selection of sugar covered sugar!" Vincent looked up and down the rows offering random amounts of sugar on display. "I'll just have a still water" Yuffie looked over at him and made a that's so boring face. "And a small chocolate bar" Yuffies smile lifted at last he was making a effort.
After paying for the supplies, as Yuffie was calling them. They made their way though the plush double doors. "We're in screen number 4" Piped up Yuffie. The inside of the cinema was also decorated out in red and gold too. Just as they choose their seats 3rd from the back row. The lights dimmed low and then to darkness. The screen starts to flicker with light. The trailers for the summers realises begin to start. Vincent tries to concentrate on them, but is distracted because Yuffie was playing with her sweets. Making the sugar teddy bears dance around, with the sugar monkeys. It's was so cute., he just wanted to grab her and cuddle the life out of her, but he was cool, proud Vincent. After watching the sugar teddy bears dance turn into a blood sport killing of sugar monkeys. Who ended up in Yuffies mouth. He wasn't so sure it was still cute. Mr cute saves cuddle town appeared on the scene. Yuffie looked up in excitement "Yayness, I've been waiting ages to see this." Vincent start to relax as the cutie, cutie music started to play, soon he had relaxed so much that he's falling asleep. Yuffie glances over at Vincent who was happily snoring away with a cute little smile on his face. Yuffie went back to the film grinning.
We return at last to Shinra/WRO
Sephiroth lounges on his throne. Legs kicked up over the arm. "Sephy's hungry, but Sephy can not leave his throne. His kingdom of buttons." He muses, what he needs is subjects, slaves to wait on him. He glances down at the glowing screens. Elena is strolling alone the 40th floor looking for Hojo, the same floor that Sephiroth just happened to be on. A idea forms in his mind. Giggling he waits untile she's just out side his door and pounces. "I am Sephy, lord of all things blinky, champion of the buttons and king of all things on the screen. And you shall be be my honored wench." He grins down at her, as she struggles under his weight. "What the hell? Sephiroth? Your back again?" He doesn't answer her questions, just drags her back to office by her arms. Throwing her down at the base of his throne. He jumps to his seat of power. "You shall get me food wench." She glares up at him. "Whats in it with me?" Sephiroth takes his time in thinking. "Other then being in the service of the wonderful Sephy, I grant those who serve me well. By letting them push one button" Now Elena isn't stupid she quickly caught on Sephiroth had created the Reno and Hojo problems by a push of a button. But the temptation was to great "I'll do. Anything in general you wish to eat? Sephy" Nearly giggling at the last part. "Sugar, sweets, caffeine, booze. Now go wench" Elena scurried out the room. Hmmm the only place to find those items together was Rufus's office. She shrugged to her self. It was worth the risk.
Back in Costa del sol villa
Cloud has final glued back his spikes, now sticking out at new disjoint angles. Coming out the bedroom into the hall he hears Tifa and Aries chatting to someone in the living room. A flash of silver and black leather form the bathroom catches his eye. Sephiroth in his own home, even after all the anti-Sephiroth devices he put up around his villa (yaro porn of Sephiroth) He sweeps the legs of the guy in front of him. "Whaaaaaa big brother you so mean." Huge tears of rolling down the face of the man in front him. "I'm telling mum on you when. Get him" Clouds brain ticks and tocks while staring down at the mans short silver hair. "Hey wait a minute your not Sephiroth. He has hair like sailor mars!." Some one in the living room mumbles "I better check on him every little thing set him off. Last week he start because mother didn't like his "I love jenova" tattoo" The women in the living room giggle. Cloud glances at the man who's walked into the hallway. In a vision of silver and black leather Cloud leaps at the man in front of him. "I'll get you now Sephiroth! You'll pay for stealing my puffy pink shirt!" Pulling out his double bladed sword. The man cuts away one of Clouds glued on spike. "Oh big brother you looked like you needed a trim." He giggles to himself. "My hair you monster." Tears roll down his face now. "Come big brother your as bad, as Loz. Crying like a baby" Clouds teary eyes focus on the man in front of him. "Huh your not him either, but my hair my lovely hair. I shall never forgive this" A call rings out from the living room. "Now boys play nice. Cloud get in here and meet our last guest." Cloud huffs to Kadaj "I'll deal with you later."
Stomping into the living room. He is met with the sight of a silver haired, leather clad man. Arms draped over both zombie Aries and his wife Tifa. Both giggling and blushing like school girls at a joke he's just told. He smiles up leering at Cloud. Rushing towards the man that again he thinks is Sephiroth. All he can think is damn you, bastard just because you're a little visually appealing. Don't act so cool when your not, you poser. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. I'll make you die, I'll definitely make you die! But the man leaps quicker and lands on top of Cloud. Leaning in close. "My girls your right, my dear brother is quite the looker" He brushes his lips against Clouds. "OMG boy germ! Ewwww ewww ewww" Cloud pushes him off, screaming like a 8 year old girl and runs out the villa. "Hey Yazoo, I know the perfect guy for ya. He got tasty brains very tasty" Zombie Aries grins at him. "Rufus" She tries to wink at him, but her decaying eye socket. Drops he eyeball out rolling across the floor. "Oh shoot not again some one grab it. Before RedXIII eat it again. I'm not wanting to dig though his litter box again."
At the multiplex
Vincent has a nice pool of drool, settled in a dip in his cloak. Yuffie grinning to her self has arranged a group of sugar bears around the edge. A few sugar monkeys are swimming in the drool pool. A origami crane made out of sweet packet watches over them from his head. Yuffie grins to herself, this is far more fun then the film.
The end for now.
Super Calisto- Hoped you liked this chap please, please, please, read and review. If you have any suggestions I'm always open! I love you all and most of all I love pie.