Me: Hi everyone! Wow! This is my first story to make it to chapter 2!

Tobi: Yayz!

Deidara: I'll do the disclaimer un: 'Tobi jr' *bunny ears* does not and never will own Naruto or the Akatsuki...NEVER! un...

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Itachi picked up the closest peice of food he could find,a loaf of bread...OF DOOM! With all his amazing ninja skillage Itachi threw the loaf like a kuinai knife it scratched the stitches on Dediara's arm causing it to fall off,"UWA! oh that's it Itachi~chan! you're go'n down!"

"In your dreams clay boy!",picking up left over ketchup chips from the 'panacakes' Deidara threw them all at Itachi who managed to dodge all of them! They whizzed by Konan and were deflected by Tobi who just stood there...The ketchup chips flew right back towards Zetsu,"Behold the power of the Mangyekyo Sharingan!"Itachi's eyes widened he started to push Zetsu out of the way to get to the kitchen. Just then the chips sprayed horrble ketchup powder into Itachi's widened Mangyekyo eyes,"UUGH!",Itachi stumbled over Zetsu. He landed really hard on his knees,"OW! DEAR JASSHIN~SAMA! I THINK I'M BLIND!"

"MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!",Sasori started laughing uncontrolably when a flying brussil sprout came hurdling straight at him! BLAM! The brussil sprout cracked Sasori's pupppet body,"CURSE YOU EVIL BRUSSIL SPROUTS!!!!!! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!",Sasori pick up a tomato throwing it towards somehow didn't notice the tomato,"OOH! a nickel!",Pain bent down to pick up the nickel. The tomato smashed through the window and hit an innocent old granny.

Just then Orochimaru was walking by when he noticed the tomato breaking through the window...wait a brocken window? In the Akatsuki base?! This could be his big chance!Orochimaru rushed over to the window and jumped in,"Hi guys! I forgives ya! Can I please rejoi-", BAM!!!! BAM!!! BAM!!! everyone stopped. There was a moment of dead silence.

"Let me come in!"

"Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chin!",Zetsu replied. Everyone just stared at him.

"What? It was in a book we read. yeah!"

"Isn't that a children's book?",Tobi remarked as he went to the other room to answer the door. The after math of the fight was horrid.

"Heeey...weren't we supposed to announce the horrible cliche adventure? But we somehow ended up having a food fight that cause Itachi to go blind,Sasori is now afraid of brussel sprouts and...wait a minute...OROCHIMARU?!",Kisame fainted at the sight of the snake dude.

"Orochimaru? Where?", Itachi started feeling around for him.

"Hey...wonder what's taking Kohai so long?",Deidara was puzzled so he went to go see what Tobi was up to...walking to the other room with the main entrance he was Tobi talking to some old lady who had a tomato lodged in her head...haha! food fight...

"NO! We will not give you money just because you were so busy stalking us that you didn't notice the tomato coming straight at you and caused you to get mortaly wounded!",Tobi shouted at the old lady so loud that everyone else came in to check on the situation.

"Fine! Have it your way!", The old lady started to peel off...what?!

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Me: Ciff hangers of DOOM!!!!!! That was short...srry! I'll try to make my chapters longer!

Tobi: The old lady is scawy!

Deidara: Tobi we're S-ranked criminals! What can some old lady do to us?hmm

Me: oh...they can do more than you think!

NEXT TIME: THE OLD LADY'S TRUE IDENTITY REVEALED!