Dear Alec,
Remember that time you said I looked smug? You can't think I don't know what you and Magnus do when you guys are alone. It kills me just to think about it. I on the other hand, am very responsible with Clary. Whereas you, think you're alone but really probably aren't. You are not allowed to get married before me Alexander. I've already reserved being the first one.
Missing you,
The best Shadowhunter ever