Today was a wonderful day for Emma. She had finally come out about her secret love of her grandmother and girlfriend. The only thing left before they became public to everyone and storybrookes most loved super-couple was admiting to hook, emmas boyfriend.

She kicked that thought of her head as now was time she had to spend with her one and only third true love, Regina stealyogirl Mills. They had just had some great rough sex that henry was probably traumatized by cause from down the hall all her could hear was "fuck me harder daddy".

Henry though, was a teen and saw worse on the play ground so he ignored it and thought about how his mother has sexed his mom and father. He was also currently fucking his new girlfriend, shade of purple. He threw up at the thought and his moms stopped to check on him cause it was so loud you could hear him puking from down the street.

The whole neighborhood came over to check on that really sick kid and brought him so much stuff reginas manshion flooded cause all of the food. Without any space to move around regina decieded they should eat all the food and they did getting fat and starting up the show my 600 pound life because why not become famous for being fat 2.

Regina though is perf and became skinny again in seconds turning that fat into a gaint a$$ and boobs that dragged on the floor. Emma and henry were also perf and turned that fat into other stuff cause they cant be as hot damn as mother jesus regina christ mills.

She invited all the towns folk over so they wouldnt feel so bad but everyone came except emmas mother, snow wizzle. She was a little sad her mom didnt come cause she thought she was mad at her but she was more happy when she got to hug henry with her new food fat. She was like a pillow now so henry could just squish into her and she thought it was cute.

Soon she was back to normal and regina and henry were to but everyone was still eating. They started eating too and hook showed up with his crew.

"Hook, can you come with us?" emma asked him shyly as she didn't know how to word this. She lead him to their closet upstairs where she thought they could talk in peace. Hook didn't really like the closet as when he was a child one tried to eat his brother and adopt him as a slave son so he vowed to never stand inside one again.

They moved to a wardrobe and hook found this better as that was the thing that deafeated the closet when he was 17 and it tried to steal his lucky charms and adopt his brother as his maid.

"I have a confession" she said worried he might do something irational.

"What exactly is that dear?" he asked setting his hand on her shoulder. She moved it away and he made a look of shook.

"I'm a lesbian for Henrys mom" she confessed almost crying cause it was so emotional for her.

"You're in love with yourself?" he asked confused why she admited to loving herself and saying she was a lesbain for herself.

"I mean regina" she explained losing all of the emotion from the last sentance but gaining it back quickly.

"That makes a lot more sense" he replied nodding his head yes. It hadn't hit him yet his girlfriend didn't love him anymore.

"Wait... i'm in love with a homosexual" he said with shock looking at the camera like on the office. Regina burst through the door and nodded her head "yes" patting him on the shoulder.

He quickly shook it off as he was actually not in love with her either and he too was a homosexual. He hadn't come out to anyone as his crew of tough, manly pirates wouldn't understand a gay dude like him trying to love someone besides a woman.

"Emma, I have a confession too." he began stopping to look into her pretty eyes and reginas too because even tho he was gay they are still really hot omg.

"What is it?" she asked through her tears clinging to her girlfriend tightly. Regina gave a look of "i dont know whats going on either" and shruged her shoulders at him.

"I'm gay too. I love your dad a lot." he confessed with fear as he had never said he loved another man out loud.

"Oh my god hook thats to much information hes my dad you want to get it on with my dad you want to get into my dads pants you dont admit wanting to love my married father you perv" replied emma horrified but also kinda intrigued and interested in hooking them up cause it was clear his and snows marriage was falling apart fast.

Regina was just sitting there awkwardly cause what do you do when your girlfriends ex admits to liking your step-son and exs father and she admits to liking her grandmother. A single tear escaped her stone coldshell as she rethought her life.

Now that hook knew their dirty secret it felt like they could go out and share it. But they decided to keep it a secret until the day Emma and hook would marry and then it would be more dramtic if regina crashed the wedding admiting her love.