Finland ducky was happily swimming around the pond, looking for Sweden duck. He had found a nice, little, old lady who was throwing bread, and he wanted his friend to eat with him. He found his larger duck friend by some weeds, staring intensely at a fish below him. The fish swam away, terrified by his scary ducky glare.
"Quack." Finland duck quacked happily as he swam over to him.
"... Qu'ck" quacked Sweden duck quietly. They both swam over and started eating the bread. Denmark duck, Iceland duck, and Norway duck were already enjoying the bread.
"QUACK QUACK MOTHER DUCKERS!" Quacked Denmark duck loudly, scaring the little old lady away. Norway duck glared at him and pecked him on the back to shut him up.
"Quack quack quack." Said Iceland duck defiantly. He had had enough of this. He flapped his wings trying to fly, but didn't get very far. Iceland duck is still a little duck, so he has little baby duck feathers. Iceland duck is very frustrated, having to deal with late ducky puberty.
"... quack" Whisper quacked Norway duck. He continued to eat bread.
"Quack Quack" Finlad ducky said with a smile but not really a smile because ducks have hard beaks, making it impossible for them to smile. Sweden looked down at his smaller duck friend.
"... qu'ck" He quacked at last. Finland ducky lay fainted in the pond because Sweden duck is really scary and him staring silent like that was terrifying.