AN: sorry for the slow update…. I was camping and had no Internebutt access… I was dying, but at least… okay, there's no bright side to no Internet, but at least I'm updating!!!! I'm trying to make this chapter a little more detailed, but I'm not a very detailed person, so…. Just…. BE NICE!!!!! Okay??? Anyways, here it is:

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Chapter 2: Is that??? No, it can't be!!

Alex's POV

Ugh…. Terrific.

With my luck, you'd think I'd be used to it by now, but for some reason, I never suspect the worst to happen…

I was wrenched out of my thoughts by talking.

"Hmmm…. That guy in charge is kinda cute….." I heard Samantha Walkins, a popular girl say.

"Are you kidding me? The guy in charge is not cute, he's HOT!!!!!" Lily Reliner, also a popular girl said.

She blushed when I looked at her and raised my eyebrows.

I saw Tom out of the corner of my eye staring at me as he jogged along.

He obviously had figured out it was me, but I wasn't sure what the constant staring was for.

He knew it was me…

So what was the bloody hell was the staring for?

I quickly pushed the thought to he back of my mind to be examined at a later time.

There was a problem at hand that required my full attention.

How to avoid being recognized by the people I had spent half of my life with.

The half of my life that wasn't spent dodging bullets and being tied to a chair while insane people dictated just how they were going to take over the world/ kill a bunch of people.

It wouldn't be too hard, I just had to avoid knowing something I couldn't possible know…

Like I couldn't call any of the kids by their names…

Then, something hit me.

I didn't really HAVE to hide my identity.

I wouldn't give it up, but if they found out, I could just say:

"Yes, it's me. Alex Rider."

They would assume something, and I would be let off scotch free….

But, that won't happen, because they won't find out.

I was determined.

I snapped out of my thoughts, and waved to K-Unit

They gathered around me.

"We are going to mysteriously disappear." I told them.

I saw Eagle rubbing his hands together evilly.

"We are going to just blend into the forest, one by one. First, Wolf. Then Eagle, Then Fox, Snake. And last, me."

We quickly caught up to the group of idiots also known as my former classmates.

Then, Wolf disappeared.

The plan continued until finally I quickly went into the forest.

I quickly ran to the rendezvous point, a rock referred to as the Bootlace rock.

It was a long story.

One starting with an SAS soldier, and ending with the same soldier getting tied to the rock with his bootlaces by his unit. (Lol… I had fun coming up with that line… I might just write a fanfic about it… hmm…)

We met up there, and Eagle said "Can we look at how the little kiddies are holding up?" while grinning like a mad idiot.

"You can." I answered while I was thinking hard.

"Buuut…. I think I'll get the next "fun" activity ready for them…." I continued.

"Which is…" Fox prompted.

"Tell you, Wolf, and Snake on the way." I turned to leave.

"Wait!!" Eagle cried out quickly running after me. "Where is the fun activity going to be located??" He asked.

"Forest South (I couldn't think of a good name)" I answered managing not to laugh when Eagle screwed up his face trying to figure out what the heck I was planning….

"Let's go." Wolf said.

Wolf, Snake, Fox and I quickly started running toward the camp.

"We're going to Storage Shed B. We need to get some equipment…." I said while we were running.

It was time to make the snot-kids pay….. SAS style.

Richard Dike POV (Random guy who I made up… He's a kid… and umm… well… Idk… I wanted there to be a kid POV and he was born. This is set on the bus and afterwards…..)

This SAS camp is going to be awesome.

I'm gonna be even better than the actual SAS men.

As I got out of the bus, the SAS man introduced himself as Wolf, and then introduced the guy who would be in charge.

He was so young! Like only a few years older than me.

How the bloody hell did he get into the SAS???

Yet, he reminded me of somebody…

Someone….

But who???

Hmm….

Could it be my Cousin Gary?

Nah, Cousin Gary looks nothing like that dude.

Then, when he started to speak, I figured out who he reminded me of.

The Druggie!!! From two years ago!!!!!

What was his name again…. Umm…. Oh yeah, Alex….. Rally??? No.

Alex.… RIDER!!!! That was it, Alex Rider!!!!

I resolved that when I had the opportunity, I would asks the guy in charge if he was related to Druggie.

Alex's POV

We took all the supplies out in wheelbarrows.

The little kiddies had no idea what was in for them.

As I wheeled the last full wheelbarrow out,

I thought about how I had been referring to the school-kids as well, kids.

I was the same age as them.

So why did I feel all elderly?

The answer came to me easily.

I had seen too many things.

Watched too many things.

Lived through too many things.

I had seen things no adult, let alone 14 year old should see.

I had been places people would only go to in their wildest nightmares.

And I had matured too much to be a school-kid.

I had been accepted in the SAS camp because I had lived through more than what they had lived through.

Most of them anyways…

"Cub!!! Cub!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!" Roared Eagle as he charged down the slope leading to the South Forest.

"It's SO funny!!!! They were stumbling around going 'Where do we go??? Where do we go??? HAHAHA!!!!" Then, Eagle saw the supplies in front of him, and he stopped.

"Really?" He asked with a face alight with excitement that should've looked odd on a SAS soldier, but it didn't on Eagle.

"Really." Answered Snake and Fox.

"Where are the snot-nosed?" I asked.

"Oh, that's the funny part!!! They all stopped in the middle of the forest and said "We can't wander around, we should wait for them to come to us!!!" Eagle replied.

"Are those kids stupid enough not to notice the trail???!!!!!!" Wolf thundered.

"Hmm…. Well, my classmates weren't exactly shining examples of child prodigies, so probably!!" I answered with a grim face shaking my head in mock disappointment.

Snake, Fox, Eagle and Wolf roared with laughter.

"OOOH!!!!! CUB!!! CAN WE SCARE THE LITTLE KIDDIES!!!! PLEASE!!!! PLEASE!!!! PLEEEEASSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eagle pleaded going on his knees and clasping his hand in front of me.

"Of course! What would babysitting duty be if we couldn't scare the kiddies!!" I answered with enthusiasm.

So we set off into the forest where we had dropped off the kiddies.

They were all sitting down, facing forward, where they SHOULD HAVE been walking!!

"Hope you all ENJOYED YOUR NAP!!!!!!!" I yelled at them.

"We-we-we-we…." Started a boy named David.

"We didn't see you anywhere!" A boy named Richard said.

"Hmmm… That was because we didn't want you to see us!!!" Eagle yelled in his face.

"Now kiddies, I better see you jogging toward camp, because we just have the most delightful activities planned!!!!!" I said nicely.

"Really?" Samantha asked.

"OF COURSE NOT!!! THIS IS THE SAS NOT BAND CAMP!!!!" Wolf yelled.

The kiddies backed away from him and started running toward camp.

Smart kiddies.

Wolf and I slipped away as Eagle yelled at the kiddies to move their butts.

We jogged to the forest and sat down.

We waited a few minutes in silence until Eagle pushed all of the snot-nosed kiddies toward us.

He had vomit on his shirt.

"Uhh… Wolf, can I go clean up???" He said calmly… too calmly…

"SURE!!! GO!!!!!!" Wolf and I yelled. A calm Eagle was NEVER a good sign.

He ran off toward the showers. Very, very quickly….

I noticed Fox and Snake in the background laughing their butts off.

Then, I stood up and motioned to the supplies in front of me.

"Usually, you would have shooting practice. We're playing paintball. K-Unit vs. All of you." I said.

The boys smirked. Obviously thinking about how there was strength in numbers.

Ordinarily Yes. I thought. But not this time.

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