I own nothing!
"Oh my god," Rose swallowed a little.
"She turned the all into bloody children!" Jackie screeched.
"No cursing around children," Jack teased.
"Who's going to get them?" Martha decided to speak up.
"I'll get the Doctor!" Rose volunteered.
"Oh, Rose," the immortal man with a plan wiggled his eyebrows. "Is there a reason you chose Doc?"
"Shut up," the pink and yellow human picked up the bundle of the Doctor's clothes. "I just chose the Doctor because I didn't know the other two."
"Anything else?" Jack pressed.
"I thought I told you to shut up?" Rose stuck her tongue out.
"Metacrisis Doctor! That's a long name!" Mickey frowned.
"Call me John," the Metacrisis shrugged.
"Okay, John, can you get one of them? Preferably the Rani because no one else knows her?" Mickey crossed his fingers.
"If I get blown up while doing this, you're paying for my funeral." John warned while scooping up the kid version of the Rani.
"Right," he gulped.
"Who's getting the Master?" Martha questioned.
Everyone looked to Jack.
"What?" the immortal man inquired. "Is there something on my amazing face?"
"No, pick up the Master!" Rose sighed.
"Okay," Jack prepared himself to die again.
He scooped the remaining Time Lord up, and to much of his relief, nothing blew up in his face.
"To the TARDIS?" Sarah questioned.
"Leave us!" that was Davros. Wow, he's quiet for a while.
"Davros!" Mickey jumped five feet in the air.
"To the TARDIS!" Jackie led the way.
Once they were all in the TARDIS, and the TARDIS was safe in the Time Vortex, they sat down in the library of the TARDIS.
"What are we going to do with them?" Rose gestured to the three sleeping Gallifreyans in clothes that were way too big for them.
"Well, I guess we have to figure out their ages. How old was the Doctor before this whole incident?" Sarah inquired.
Everyone looked at John and Donna.
"908, give or take," they said in unison.
"What about the Master?" Martha looked to the two Doctor-like humans.
"It depends on what time period he is from, but if he is that size," John indicated to how small the Master was. "The kid Master looks to be the same size that he was when he was 13, so the Master before the incident was 913."
"The Rani?" Rose knew she probably wasn't going to get an answer.
"Her size is the same as it was when she was 12. Before the incident, she was 912." it was Donna's turn.
"How did they...behave at that age?" Jackie was looking forward to some parenting.
"The Rani liked to mix chemicals in a lab, the Master liked to prank the Doctor, and the Doctor liked to read." John stated from memory.
"The Master and the Doctor knew each other?" Martha looked bewildered.
"They were best friends." the look-alike Doctor shrugged.
"How was their...insanity level?" the human doctor didn't want an insane Master trying to kill her in a young teenage body.
"All three of them were the most insane children in all of Prydon Academy," John had an evil smile.
That was when one of the lumps started to stir. It was the one in the Master's pile of clothes.
"I'm not getting him!" Martha literally jumped when she saw him.
"Hey, we don't know how he was back then. Let's give him a clean slate." Jack gestured cooly.
"All right," the human doctor gave in, still a little untrusting.
"If they ever change back, they could be besties again for all we know!" the immortal man put his hands in the air.
"Since I'm fairly certain that Jackie and I have the most parenting experience, we'll go first!" Sarah volunteered.
"Fantastic!" John smirked, and Rose laughed.
The Master's pile of clothes wiggled some more, and suddenly a head broke through the neck whole. But he didn't have the blond hair the current regeneration of the Master had. He had dark brown; icy blue eyes were showered by a mess of almost black hair.
"Hello!" Jackie cheered.
"Who are you people?" the kid proposed.
"I'm Jackie,"
"Rose,"
"Martha,"
"Mickey,"
"John,"
"Sarah,"
"Donna,"
"I'm Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?"
"Stop it!" John had a horrified look on his face. "Do even know what level of gross that is on?"
"No clue," Jack shrugged.
"I'm Koschei!" the kid cheered.
"Is that your name?" Martha asked.
"No, it's a nickname. Gallifreyans are only supposed to tell their names to the love of their life as a sort of proposal for marriage." Koschei shrugged.
"So, it's just like 'Let's get married! No, we have to actually tell each other our names for the first time ever!'!" Jack imitated.
"Yeah," the young Gallifreyan boy frowned.
That was when the Rani shot up. "Coming, Mom!" she accidently let slip out while she was on her way up.
"Who are you people?" she questioned.
They groaned but ran through the list again.
"What's your nickname?" Jackie inquired.
"Ushas!" she cheered.
"Hold on, where is Theta?" Koschei looked at the pile of pinstriped clothes. "He's no where to be seen."
"You know he was a short kid!" Ushas hit him on the head but laughed.
"Who's Theta?" Mickey questioned.
All they did was point towards the pile of clothes.
"Oh," they got it now.
"Well, technically, his full nickname is Theta Sigma, but we all found that too long. We now have a nickname for the nickname." Ushas giggled.
Koschei then tapped the female Gallifreyan on the shoulder.
"Yes?" she turned towards Koschei.
He only whispered something quiet enough for only Ushas to hear.
"All right,"
The companions weren't really sure what happened. All they could see was a blond kid sitting straight up glaring at the female.
"What the fuck was that for?" the blond demanded, slapping the female in the face.
"Koschei! Theta's being mean!" Ushas whined.
"He's always mean when he wakes up," Koschei supplied comfort.
This made the companions more confused. Why would the eight year old form of the Doctor curse?
"What's your name?" Jack questioned.
"Theta Sigma, but please call me Theta. My nickname is too long." the blond boy smiled.
Okay, let's get this right. The Master had blond hair before, but now he has dark brown. The Rani had long brown hair before, but now it's the same color only short and curly. The Doctor was tall and a brunette, but now he was short and a blondie.
"I think we should get them some clothes," Sarah mentioned. "Clothes that fit."
"Aw," only Jack would say that.
"Come on," Rose picked up Theta with his old clothes wrapped around him. "Let's get you changed."
Jack decided it would be wise to stay quiet this time.
Jackie ended up picking up Koschei, and Sarah got Ushas.
Only destruction can reign in the huge closet belonging to the TARDIS now.
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