I fixed the Ricky Riki mess up thing in the last chapter by the way
Marth and Pit saw Villager wandering around the place seemingly looking for something.
"Villager? Looking for something?" Pit asked as Villager walked over and nodded.
"What do you need?" Marth asked.
The small boy searched through his pockets and brought out a stag beetle causing Marth to shriek and hide behind Pit.
"Are you afraid of beetles?" Pit asked holding back laughter.
"No! J-Just really big ones!" Marth yelled in defense.
"Pfft! S-Sorry!" Pit started laughing as he couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Aagh! Just tell us what you're missing and maybe we could help look!" Marth yelled in embarrassment.
Villager puts the beetle in his pocket again and takes some leaves to form an image of what he's looking for.
The two stared at the image for a moment.
"Your... net?"
"A turkey? In the forest?" Zelda sweated.
"It's either that or we use the sandbag," Peach said.
The two looked over to a sandbag outside for no particular reason.
"Nah, after reading the description Nintendo put for the sandbag launching mini-game for the new game I just don't want to attack it," Zelda sweated more.
"To the forest then!" Peach said as she brought out a net and walked ahead.
"I don't think turkeys live in forests, Peach," Zelda sighed as she followed.
"Nu-uh!"
"Ye-huh!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Ye-huh!"
"Guys shut up!" Ike yelled in irritation.
"You tell him!" Lucario and Mewtwo yelled in unison.
"Link, tell them to shut up," Ike turned to Link who twitched in irritation at the comment.
"Ugh this is your fault!" Mewtwo yelled.
"You started it like all the other fights!" Lucario yelled back.
"Link tell him it's his fault," Mewtwo turned to Link who started pinching the bridge of his nose at this point.
"Stop bringing Link in here! That goes for the mocking too!" Lucario yelled.
"Mocking?! I am not mocking him! Right Link?!" Mewtwo turned to Link again who started face-palming and shaking his head in a disapproving way.
"Oh rlly?" Lucario deadpanned.
"STFU!" Mewtwo yelled.
"Guys what happened?! I heard a giant boom and-" Pikachu stopped when he saw a very large portion of the mansion missing behind the four Smashers.
"Uh- I'm just gonna... go... l-like right now..." Pikachu said awkwardly as he pointed to a direction and walked that way.
"Stupid chipmunk," Mewtwo grumbled but then got falcon pawnched by Lucario and was sent flying onto the fourth wall.
Greninja, Ness, and Toon Link watched from the side as the two got into more arguments and started yelling... stuff.
"Was Mewtwo always like this?" Greninja asked.
"Pretty much, but there was that one time he drew cards with Pichu, Toon Link, Popo, Nana, and I to put on the table," Ness said.
"Peach forced him?"
"Yeah pretty much."
"Oh yeah! We drew hand turkeys! I still have Mewtwo's since he didn't want it back!" Toon Link took out a folded piece of paper, unfolded it, and showed it to Greninja.
It was a hand turkey which described Mewtwo plenty. The turkey had it's middle "feather" sticking up (he literally flipped the bird) along with words at the top saying, "Happy Thanksgiving I hope you choke!"
"I swear if Lucina already found a pheasant and killed it with my Levin sword...!" Robin went off grumbling as he was aggressively walking quickly and Shulk following the passive aggressive tactician.
The two then heard a loud screech from the middle of the forest.
"That's probably her!" Shulk yelled.
"No duh!" Robin yelled as the two charged into the forest.
Once the two reached they didn't expect a fricking Ho-oh sqawking and flipping out and Lucina hanging onto it's neck trying to keep it in place.
"LUCINA WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" Robin yelled.
"Trying...! To kill...! The turkey...!" Lucina yelled as she hung on.
Everything went quiet and everyone just paused.
. . .
"Lucina," Shulk began.
"Yeah?"
"Even I can tell that is not a turkey."
"Oh..."
. . .
"Can we still eat it?"
Ho-oh then flung Lucina off onto the two making them collide and fall and flew off.
"Did I at least do good?" Lucina asked from the top.
"No, in fact you're in trouble," Robin said from underneath Lucina.
"Oh..."
. . .
"Can you guys get off of me?" Shulk asked from underneath.
"*Sigh* in the end we couldn't find the turkey," Peach sighed while walking by the two swordsmen in the leaf pile still.
"Told you," Zelda sighed too.
"Weren't you with Lady Palutena?" Pit asked.
"Hm? Oh, we went to go look for a turkey and had let her cook what she calls her 'famous veggie stew'," Zelda said.
"Please tell me you're lying," Pit widened his eyes.
"It's pretty easy to tell when she's lying and she's definitely not," Marth said.
"I can't believe you guys!" Pit yelled while standing up.
"It's not her 'famous veggie stew' it's her 'infamous veggie stew'!" Pit yelled as he pointed to the mansion with his arm and there was an explosion that came from the kitchen.
The group ran to the kitchen to find Palutena all covered in dust and chasing running vegetables.
"Aah! Lady Palutena how many times do I have to tell you to not cook anymore!" Pit yelled as Palutena paused.
"I wanted to show that I can cook!" Palutena yelled as the vegetables got a hold of some bombs.
The Smashers waited outside as the mansion was burning and the R.O.B.s trying to put out the fire with hose water.
"I am so sorry about the mansion," Palutena apologized to the veterans along with the other newcomers except Kuro (Dark Pit) who huffed.
"Eh, don't worry about it, this isn't the first time the mansion has been set on fire," Samus shrugged as the others nodded.
"I'd recommend getting use to fire drills," Marth pointed out.
"And bombs," Pit added.
"And pranks," Ness added.
"And scolding from Master Hand," Zelda added.
"Eh?! But I already got scolded by Robin!" Lucina yelled.
"Just leave the cooking to the others," Robin said.
"Who started this mess in the first place," Ike added.
"Do we not have anyone capable of cooking without simultaneously exploding the mansion?!" Shulk jolted in realization.
The veterans turned to cute lil' Kirby.
"Poyo?" Kirby tilted his head to the side.
"Wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight, no one can cook without simultaneously exploding the mansion except for a pink-puffball-marshmallow-thingy?" Kuro messaged his temples.
"Why didn't you let him keep cooking then?" Robin asked.
The twelve veterans of the original game looked at each other, not sure what to say
"He was a great cook during the original game but..." Pikachu drifted off.
"We found a shoe in one of his cooking and realized we had no clue what ingredients he used," Jigglypuff sweated.
"Eh?!" the newcomers jolted.
"So far Peach is the only one who doesn't set fire to the entire mansion," Zelda said as Peach giggled.
"Oh yeah, I would also recommend running away before Master Hand gets here and unleashes his wrath," Mewtwo said and transported.
"SMASHERS!"
They could practically hear him stomping over here.
"RUN!" someone shouted and everyone scattered off.