Title: "Dorks"

Summary: A collection of drabbles centered around the dorks of Haikyuu!

Disclaimer: I do not own Haikyuu!, nor do I own any of its dorks-for-characters! I do however own the ideas to these drabbles, unless said otherwise.

Beta'd By: Sky Veneziano

Drabble Title: "Coffee: Questions and Answers"

Hinata was an energetic ball of sunshine; that was a clear concept. What wasn't clear was how he was so energetic, excited, and happy-go-lucky. Even in the morning his honey-brown eyes shined with enthusiasm and his little body seemed to shimmer with energy.

"How?" Daichi muttered one day, looking over at the redhead first-year in disbelief. He was already jumping around and fighting with Kageyama, who still wasn't properly functioning properly. Their fight was a bit one-sided, and it sounded unfair to say that Hinata was winning.

Sugawara had an equal expression of confusion on his sluggish features. His eyes were slightly glazed over, but with each sip of coffee, they cleared by a fraction. "I don't know," he said quietly, hesitantly as though he was still thinking it over.

The two of them, the only other two up at the moment, watched the raven-haired and redheaded first-years interact. Kageyama yawned every ten seconds, his royal blue eyes half-lidded and misty, dripping with sleep-induced tears.

Hinata seemed to circle him in anticipation as the setter poured himself a small cup of coffee (he believed a small amount of caffeine wasn't going to hurt him), the short middle blocker looking like a small chick.

"Kageyama, Kageyama, toss to me today, 'lay? C'mon, Kageyama, hurry it up! Lets go for a run and then practice! Kageyama? Kageyama! Kageya-"

"HOW ARE YOU SO…SO LOUD FIRST THING IN THE MORNING?" Kageyama finally burst, his voice raspy and crackling. His still hazy blue eyes were wide in confusion and anger. "DO YOU DRINK A TON OF COFFEE WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING? DO YOU HOLD IT IN YOUR CHEEKS LIKE A FUDGING CHIPMUNK AND THEN SCURRY AWAY INTO YOUR NEST-TREE CUBBYHOLE-THING TO STORE IT FOR WINTER?"

Hinata looked up at him in equal confusion, though completely ignore the chipmunk comment. In a nonchalant and 'this-should-be-obvious' tone that only the short middle blockers could pull off, he stated, "I don't drink coffee," and his honey-brown eyes widened at the raven-haired setter's shocked expression.

Sugawara choked on his intoxicatingly sweet coffee, turning to the side to splutter and cough and try to get a decent breath of fresh air into his lungs. Daichi next to him continued to stare at the two first-years with a look of disbelief and shock, happy that he hadn't taken a drink of his coffee yet.

"How?" he muttered again, shaking his head and lifting his cup to his lips. He took a quick and quiet sip, wincing as his tongue was scorched with the hot, highly addicting and heavenly bitter coffee.

"I don't know," Suga sighed next to him, resting his head in complete wonder.

"OI, QUIET DOWN DUMBASS HINATA!"

"I WANNA GO ON A RUN ALREADY, BAKAGEYAMA!"

AN: Again, this is based on another one of my headcanon. This one revolves around my idea about Hinata not drinking coffee, but also being a morning person ('cause when the sun is up he's up).

I also included a headcanon that I read briefly in a fanfic on tumblr, about Kageyama not being a morning person and that he only really wakes up after a morning run. Of course, I think he drinks a little bit of coffee.

(More headcanon stuff, btw) Am I the only one that thinks that Daichi would like bitter coffee, and that Suga probably drinks super-sugary coffee? (Ya'know, sort of opposite)? Yes? Okay then.

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