Shamy Baby - Chapter 2
Penny and Bernadette sat either side of Amy on the sofa.
"Aw, she looks so peaceful. It seems such a shame to wake her." Penny whispered.
"Oh well. She can sleep later." Bernadette decided. "AMY!" she shouted in her ear. "WAKE UP!"
"What? What's happening?" Amy cried out, clearly shaken from a deep sleep.
"Your tea is ready!" Penny handed Amy a cup of steaming tea.
Amy took a sip, enjoying the strange liquid that was now warming her entire body. "Wow, that's much better, thank you," she said. Amy looked up to see both Penny and Bernadette gazing at her in a rather unsettling way, both with big grins on the faces like clowns on Red Bull. "Are you two ok?" she asked.
Bernadette suddenly stopped smiling. "No we are not!" she exclaimed. "It's been a month since you and Sheldon did the dirty quick step and we have been waiting for a blow by blow account!"
Amy frowned and put down her cup. "Really?" she asked them. "It's been a month? Are you sure? I've been so tired lately.
"O-oh." Penny looked worried.
"It's probably nothing, I've been working really hard lately; I've barely seen you or Sheldon or anyone. But I have had this really weird sickness feeling when I wake up each morning." Amy confided.
"You feel sick? You haven't been french kissing the primates again, have you?" Bernadette asked.
"No, they've had an outbreak of herpes. And they were rude about my technique; hairy know-it-alls." Amy sighed.
"Hey, who are you calling hairy know-it-alls? Oh, you mean the monkeys." Penny realised.
"Are you feeling sick now?" Bernadette asked, moving away from Amy and moving her wine glass to the other end of the table.
"No, it's just in the morning when I get up. But after I've had some dry crackers I feel much better. What could that be?" Amy wondered.
"I think I know." Penny leaned in. "It's the thought of Sheldon's naked body, isn't it?"
"Ewww! I feel sick now too!" Bernadette crinkled up her tiny nose, checking in her pocket mirror that she still looked as cute as a tiny elf in a Christmas shop window display. "Yep, still cute!" she sighed.
"No! How dare you! Sheldon has the body of a Greek God!" Amy protested. "Just… a very thin one… with not many manly features… and no tone… or definition. And one that hasn't ever seen daylight."
Suddenly, the door flew open. Well, not actually 'suddenly', there was some knock, knock, knocking... "Knock, knock, knock, Penny, Bernadette and Amy! Knock, knock, knock, Penny, Bernadette and Amy! Knock, knock, knock, Penny, Bernadette and Amy!"
"I wonder who that could be?" Penny wondered aloud.
"Come in Sheldon!" Amy cried, her heart leaping.