The next day the group appeared in front of Konoha. Naru was disguised as a girl with dark purple hair, light blue eyes, though, she dressed regularly.
"We're here for the Chunnin Exams." Rose explained to the guards as they showed them their passports. They entered the gates and Rose sighed once they entered their hotel room. "Go explore." The twins took off happily while Naru, now known as Luna, was walking at a measurable pace.
She heard some commotion and turned to see that there was a girl with blond hair and a fan on her back sighing as a boy with purple makeup on his face started to pick on a young boy, around them was a group of leaf gennin trying to stop him, but wasn't doing so well.
Naru sighed as she hopped on the tree next across from them. "Pathetic." She yelled loud enough for everyone to hear them, but not too loud. "A bunch of Sand shinobies picking on a little kid, probably not even a ninja. That's just weak." She smirked as they left the kid alone and turned their attention to her, along with everyone else.
"Who are you?" The boy with the purple makeup asked.
"Me, I'm a traveling shinobi." She laughed as she disappeared and then reappeared behind the makeup wearing shinobi. "And I think that you shouldn't try that move." She told him before kicking him into the fence. "Now, before I leave, I'll tell you this, if you want to be feared, start with the big fish, not the little, if so than the younger generation will learn." She walked over to the little kid and asked. "You okay?"
"Yes." He said and stood up.
"Good, next time, try doing something instead of just standing there." She glared at the shinobi that were standing in the alley. She then left without a sound.
"What are you doing sensei?" She asked herself as she followed her sensei into a forest, going towards a training ground. She was soon followed by the twins and they saw her in the clearing.
"Hello Kaka-kun." She greeted.
"Why did she call Kakashi-sensei Kaka-kun?" A pink haired girl asked. Naru groaned mentally, knowing that was one of those kids from the alley way.
"Oh, hey Rose-chan, when did you get in?" Kakashi asked putting his book away, shocking his students.
"Oh, just a few hours ago. This your team?" She motioned towards the group of gennin next to her.
"Yeah, I know they don't look like much, but they're better than you think." Kakashi nodded.
"Good, I want you to meet my team. Taka, Eiji, Luna, come on out." They complied and appeared out of nowhere and where by their sensei's side.
"Hey! You're that kid!" They heard the pink haired one yelled.
"Can you get any louder?" Naru asked harshly as she rubbed her ears.
"What are they talking about Luna?" Rose asked.
"Oh, just some Sand Shinobi picking on a kid, I intervened." Naru waved off the looks that were being sent her way.
"And how did you intervene?" The twins asked.
"Oh, I told them that they were weak and when one of them tried to attack me, I put him through a fence." Naru shrugged, acting as if was nothing.
"Okay than." Rose nodded and turned back to Kakashi. "See you later Kaka-kun."
"See ya Rose-chan." Kakashi nodded before they all left. "Trust me, if you ever get to chose whether or not to fight them, chose not to." He told his team who looked at one another.
"I think we should feed tonight, I don't want any episodes." Naru suggested and they nodded.
"Mm… that deer blood was really refreshing." The twins grinned.
"Whatever, just get going, or else you'll be late." Rose growled.
"Hai." The three said in perfect unison.
"Bakas." Naru twitched as she heard the team of gennin from the leaf yell.
"Couldn't agree with you more." Someone with pineapple hair nodded.
"Luna." She held out her hand.
"Shikamaru." He shook her hand, suddenly there was a silver haired boy talking to them.
"Gaara, Rock Lee, and Luna." Sasuke said.
"Okay, let's start with Luna. This is weird, all I have is that her name is Luna, her teammates are Eiji and Taka, and her sensei is Rose.." They all looked up at her and she yawned.
"I am good at covering my tracks." She yawned.
"Right," Everyone rolled their eyes.
"So annoying, troublesome, freaking leaf ninjas." She then laid her head down and closed her eyes, not noticing that the others sweat dropped. She felt the presence of her two teammates with a bucket of water approaching her.
[They really are as dumb as they look.] Kyuubi snorted. Quickly, she turned around and tipped the bucket over the two of them.
"You really are as dumb as you look." She scowled at them before returning to her nap.
"Dang it, we were so close this time." The twins whined. "She so doesn't like being woken up."
"The sensei is here." She said out loud, shocking everyone, and when a puff of smoke came into the room and a very stern looking man appeared.
"My name is Ibiki, pick somewhere to sit before I explain the rules, and you may not sit near your teammates." Ibiki said as they all sat down, well, for Naru, she just sat down next to the quiet Hinata girl.
"Now the rules are simple, you are going to take a test, you are to be given ten questions, therefore, ten points. If you are caught cheating, you shall be docked two points, if you get caught five times, you're out. The only way any of you can pass is if you get at least one question right. You'll be given a written test with only nine questions on it, you'll be given the last question after an hour since the test began. Now turn your papers over and begin." Ibiki ordered as their watchers sat down.
Naru took one look at the test and flipped it over, she laid her head down and they saw that she had fallen asleep, again. Most of them sweatdropped at this.
"So Kaka-kun, how has the life of a ninja been treating you?" Rose asked, freaking out Asuma and Kurenai, Kakashi only looked up at her. He starred at her and she starred back.
"Are we missing something?" Kurenai whispered to Asuma.
"No idea." Asuma replied.
"Hello Rose-chan, my life has been a bit boarding since that…incident. How has your life been?" Kakahsi greeted, making sure not to answer her question fully.
"Ah…so-so, became a mother to an orphaned girl, remember Luna?" Kakashi nodded. "That's my daughter. Ah, I better get going, by the way, I heard Ibiki was testing them first, I hope you taught them some nerves before they went into this exam. I know you never had any." She taunted before she left.
"Incident?" Asuma asked, curiosity showing in his voice and eyes.
"We had a very, very, very bad breakup." Kakashi answered not looking from where the person had just been.
"What happened?" Kurenai asked, curiosity taking control of her voice.
"You don't want to know." Kakashi shuddered at the thought of what happened and turned to them.
"Ah." Asuma sighed as he took a drag of his cigarette.
Naru punched the person trying to wake her up and then sat up. She growled at the Chunnin on the ground and turned to look at the clock, seeing as how it had been an hour since she last fell asleep.
"You knocked him out." Someone said, checking him.
"Oh well, he shouldn't have tried waking me up that close." She growled, making everyone, except her teammates, shiver.
"Anyway as I was saying, you are ready to take the tenth question, I have to warn you though, if you don't pass this exam, you will not be able to return ever again. I'll allow you to leave if you want to." Ibiki looked around the room, seeing hands go up all over the place. After a couple of minutes, more than half of the people were gone, finally, Naru had just gotten tiered of the whimpering shinobi.
"Of for pity sake!" He heard someone yell and he turned to see the brat who knocked the Chunnin out. "Will you stop trying to make them pee in their pants, I'm surprised that I'm the only that has seen it! You do know that the other Kagas won't allow you to tell people that if they don't pass they can't ever become a Chunnin? They do want to be the most powerful villages, so why would they allow that?" She glared at him and he glared back, but couldn't help but let a small smile twitch.
He looked around and saw those who remand had more confident looks in eyes and he knew that no one else would cave. '27 teams, I'm getting to soft.' He thought.
"To all those who remand," Most of them took a deep breath. "I am happy to inform you that you have passed."
"WHAT?" That annoying pink haired girl screeched.
"Tone it down a bit." Naru snapped and rubbed her head. The girl next to her gave her a sympathetic smile.
"Anyway," Ibiki twitched. Why was this girl making him twitch so many times? "as a ninja, you will have to go onto a lot of missions, more dangerous than others. You might get caught and your captives might 'persuade' you for information. This test is to see whether or not you'll be able to withstand the pressure, you're not allowed to give them what they need, remember…" He was cut off when someone flew through the windows, flung a knife at the ceiling.
Once the person was unwrapped, she was shocked to see how many passed.
"You're losing your touch Ibiki-san." She murmured. "All right you maggots!" Naru twitched. "My name is Anko! You'll be coming with me to the Forest of Death at 9:30 tomorrow morning! That is where you'll receive your next test!" She yelled and left. Naru sighed and got up, motioning for the twins to do the same thing. They walked out of the room.
"So, we need to pack. Eiji, you bring the food, Taka, you pack the outdoor things we'll be needing. I'll get the other things." Naru ordered and the two twins nodded before they left. Naru knelt down on the ground and pulled out her backpack, she opened it and pulled out a silver dagger with a ruby red implant. It was her first weapon. She quickly shook herself out of the past and put it in the holster on her right leg. She then grabbed everything else before laying down and sleeping.
"Sh…" Rose demanded of the two boys. "She needs her rest." They nodded and laid next to her and slept as well.
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