Author: Revan-sama
Game: Dragon age inquisition
Genre : Romance, funny, some serious moment sometime.
Character/pairing : Male Warden Cousland x Leliana, Male inquisitor x Josephine.
Summary : What if the Warden was at skyhold too? What would Leliana and Aedan Cousland do?
flirt a lot of course !...much to the annoyed Cassandra ...
Flirt ! flirt ! Warden x bard
PART two of "Love nest, No intruder allowed !"
As a seeker, I've encounter many, many, horror in my life. And I had to ally myself with many ...strange people. But THIS? This... hideous alliance? Just because the inquisitor's spy master is doing...whatever she was doing...
Sure we agree that maybe it was because of the mysterious disappearance of the hero of ferelden from Skyhold. But is it really this? Somehow...my instinct tells me something is fishy...
But really...ask HER help? Of ALL people ? !
"Heya !"
Lloyd smiled kindly toward one of his elf friend "Thank you for helping us, Sera."
Sera, a member of the enigmatic group of rogues the friends of red Jenny.
"Please kill me..."
"Oh come on, seeker it can't be all bad, beside we need her ...talents with the elixir flask."
Cassandra gave a dead glare as a sign of disapproval to Varric.
"And it's suppose to reassure me?"
Sera cough and waved her hand : "Uhm...Excuse me? I'm still here you know?"
Cassandra faced the female elf and said : "I've explained to you the situation, will you help us?"
Sera grinned and said : "Of course ! Looking for Leliana's dirty secrets ? You can count on me !"
(Growl of frustration)
"We have bears now at the keep?" asked Sera.
Varric was laughing quietly as possible.
Lloyd just explained " Uhm...No, it's Cassandra"
Sera nodded in acknowledge : "Oh, don't worry I understand, tummy ache? I've got one of those when I was..."
(The growl has grown in more frustration)
Sera gasped and said : "Damn girl , you better ask for a healing potion to Vivi (Vivienne) "
"MAKER BREATH ! ! ! ! Just open the damn door !" Cassandra was about to explode.
"Alright, alright ! Sheesh, moody..." Sera stared at the door and asked : "Well normally it's easy to open this door, wait, why is the lock broken"
"Some imbecile did it..." Said Cassandra by giving a dead glare to Varric.
Varric told her : "Hey ! Not my fault ! Something did broke the lock when I started to try open it !"
While they were having an argument, Sera took something out of her pocket.
"Tada ! With THIS the lock won't be able to resist, broken or not !"
...
A flask of...something green...
Lloyd felt somehow uneasy : "What is that...green thing?"
Sera grinned even more and said : " It's acid !"
Varric, Cassandra and the inquisitor said at the same time : "ACID? !"
"Yeah ! It's green, in a bottle, don't drink it or touch it if you don't want to lose a hand or something."
Then she put it on the lock...as a result there was a big hole in the door.
"Perfect ! We are progressing ! Now, we need to go upstairs and..." However Cassandra was interrupt by Lloyd who pushed her away "Cassandra ! Watch out !"
Four...no...Seven daggers came out of the now open door and on the floor and the stairs there were traps.
"Is everyone alright?" Asked Lloyd.
"I'm fine thank you inquisitor" Replied Cassandra.
"I'm small so it's alright I could dodge." said Varric.
"Ouch ! My butt hurt ! Damn it !" complained Sera.
Cassandra saw another letter with a dagger on the wall next the stairs.
She tried to take it with difficulty (not to walk in the traps) and finally got it.
"To those who tried to pick up the lock or crush the door, I warn you, go up and you won't come back alive...Leliana"
Cassandra was both offended and shocked : "She...threaten ME? ! Of all people ? ! And think it will work? !"
"Well it almost work, since we almost died here..."
"Shut up Dwarf ! This is nothing compare to what we have already faced !"
"But there seems to be a lot of traps...how are we going in the rookery without killing ourselves?" Asked Lloyd.
Cassandra seemed to have an idea, she turned to face Varric and Sera, but Varric told her : "Sorry to crush your hopes seekers, but the way Leliana put the traps would take hours to deactivated all of them."
Sera agreed : "Yeah, shorty is right on that, maybe even days..."
Cassandra exploded : "DAYS ? ! Then how the hell is SHE going to go down from the rookery once she is finish to do...whatever she is doing ? !"
Varric said : "Well, from what I saw, those traps are easier undone from where she is, than where we are. You have a very clever spy master, seekers."
Cassandra sigh and said : "Why can't anything be simple...?"
But then without warning she hit the wall, startled everyone and said : " (laugh) you think you have win Leliana? This is just the start !"
...
Damn girl, you scare the hell out of me !
Cassandra is taking this to seriously...
If the seeker become the Devine, I seriously feel sorry for the chantry...
Three thoughts coming at the same time.
-a few moments later...-
"NO ! Cassandra, I refuse to sent a catapult to destroy the rookery ! What if Leliana is killed in the process? !" Lloyd didn't agreed with Cassandra's plan, much to everyone's relieve.
"Hmm...You are right...Beside we would have to build another rookery..."
That's all you worry about?
Cassandra asked "So what do you suggest inquisitor? The traps on the floor and the wall won't allow us to advance. What solution do we still have?"
Sera had an idea :" Oh ! I know ! let Iron bull charge toward the traps ! He won't die ! ...Probably..."
(Growl of frustration)
"Seeker, I think you should see healer for that...growl thing..." Said Varric.
(The growl is now getting louder)
"Okay, okay ! Just saying..."
LLoyd seemed to think about it, and was staring at the rookery (from outside).
Then, even thought he was hesitant, he still gave his idea : "We could...Climb the rookery from outside?"
Cassandra seemed to welcome the idea : " marvellous idea Lloyd ! We will do so !"
Varric wasn't very enchanted : "Hey, I'm a dwarf, climbing tower isn't my thing."
Cassandra sigh and said : "Then you stay here, coward"
Sera was already trying to climbing it : "What are we waiting for ! Let's go !"
As Cassandra was about to climbing it but a revered mother came and yelled : "Lady Cassandra ! What are you doing ? !"
Cassandra cursed and told Lloyd and Sera to climb the rookery while she was busy explaining herself to the revered mother.
The climb was really tiring but they finally arrived, when Lloyd looked inside he saw...
"? ! All this for this? !"
After forcing Sera to go down while she whined, they both went to see Varric and Cassandra.
"Maker's breath, I couldn't escape the revered mother, So? what did you found? what is Leliana doing?"
Varric was also curious about it, Sera was giggling like mad and Lloyd...was embarassed.
"? What is it? What's so funny? explain yourself !"
"Well..."
"Yes?" Cassandra didn't like this.
Before he could say anything Sera, of course, told everything : "She is making out with the Hero of Ferelden in the rookery !"
...
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...
-in Lady Montilyet room-
Josephine was doing some paper work, when suddenly she heard an earthquake and someone yelling and cursing : "WHAT THE - ? ? ? ! ! !"
Josephine was surprise at first and then sigh...
"I guess lady Cassandra know about it..."
She decided to work later and decided to go see the commotion Cassandra was doing.
She ran toward the rookery door...with a hole in it? what happen here?
"ah Josephine." she turned around to see her lord and lover inquisitor.
"My lord? what happen to the door ?"
"Uhm...Cassandra discovered what Leliana is doing in the rookery and charged toward the traps and...defeated every single one..."
Then Varric arrived and said :" Hell ! I never thought it was possible, but she destroyed everything with just her shield."
"I rather go see the argument upstairs, he he" said Sera
"Don't 'hehe' me..." Sigh Varric.
As they arrived on the top, Cassandra was already lecturing Leliana .
"You chassed our allies, you put traps that almost killed us, and all this to make out with your warden lover? !"
Leliana didn't seemed ashamed or regretful at all : " You should find yourself someone, you would be less grumpy..."
Cassandra was very angry : "WHAT ? !"
Nothing could seem to calm down things, Lloyd wanted to come between them but Josephine told him to stop and to watch.
The battle of words seemed to never end until...
Someone put a hand on Leliana shoulder, it was the Aedan Cousland.
"Leliana..." Just the sound of his voice made her gently tremble.
"She was worried about you, you shouldn't blame her too much."
...
...Eh? Somehow? leliana seemed to be...
"Are...Are you taking her side?..."
Sulking ? ? ? ? ! ! ! !
Was this the same Leliana we have know until now?
Aedan smiled gently and told her : "Of course not my love, I just don't want her to blame you."
He made her look at him and said : " I'm always on your side, now and forever, I love you Leliana..."
"Aedan..." she look tenderly in his green eyes.
"Leliana..."
...
Cassandra was growling
Sera was disgusted : "Argh...Get a room with 'the love love' mood..."
Varric said : "It's painful to be here..."
Lloyd and Josephine were smiling happily for them.
the ambassador told her lover : "I'm glad to see Leliana so happy...It's been a while."
Cassandra however wasn't so happy : "Alright, but I do hope this sort of thing won't happen again."
END
BONUS :
Cassandra : "What do you mean the war room is unavailable? !"
Cullen : "Leliana told me she need it for 1 or 2 hours"
Cassandra : "What ? ! Again with the make out?"
Varric : "From the noise I've heard coming from there, it's more than just make out..."
Cassandra : " ? what do you...WAIT, WHAT ? ? ? ! ! !"
Josephine : "Oh my..."