CHAPTER 2

"Here you go, Blitz," Boris said. "You might find this entertaining."

He turned on the TV and then went to his computer. He had been using it.

I started demorphing, but I was staring at the TV the whole time.

I sat right in front of it when I had finished demorphing.

It was a very strange show. I believe it was called South Park. I couldn't work out the actual plot. It didn't look real. In fact, it looked like someone drew it.

But it was still entertaining.

There was one annoying thing, though. Every now and then, there were little BEEP sounds. They always happened right when someone was talking and were very annoying.

Aside from that, it was quite a good show.

I had seen other shows, one called Friends, one called Bonanza, and one called The X-Files. They were all very entertaining in their own right.

Especially Bonanza. I kept wishing I could go riding on Rapidashes and Ponytas like the people on that show. That was mostly why I had that dream.

I sat there, staring at the TV, until the show finished.

Boris stood up and turned off the TV. "So... what'd you think?"

˂It was cool!˃ I said. ˂But why were there all those little beeping sounds?˃

"Uh... long story," Boris said.

I morphed into a Spearow again and flew out the window. ˂Thanks Boris!˃ I said.

The four shows I had seen so far were quite different from each other. For example, South Park looked like it had been drawn by someone, but the other three had looked realistic.

I liked South Park the best so far.

I flew off over the fields near my cave. I didn't really feel like going back in the cave, though. So I kept flying.

It was about lunchtime by human standards. I had been flying for quite a while. Just for fun, you know?

The trees were becoming more numerous and the tall grass stopped. I flew over the trees and looked down, hoping to find a cool new Pokémon to acquire.

I saw a lot of Weedles and Caterpies, and even the occasional Bulbasaur.

But then I saw something that really got my attention. It was green, had wings, huge claws for arms, and looked quite out of place.

Scyther!

What the...? What was a Scyther doing out here?

No, wait. Two Scythers!

Okay, something strange was going on. But what?

I decided to follow them and spy on them.

I looked down for something to morph. Hmm... My Nidoran form would look out of place.

My only other morphs were Spearow - which I was in now - and Scyther. Scyther? Hmm...

No. Someone might try to talk to me. I needed a new morph.

Weedles! A huge group of them right below me.

Perfect! I swooped down and landed out-of-sight from the Weedles. If they saw me in Spearow morph, they would think I had come to eat them.

I demorphed, then peeked through the bushes at the Weedles. They were everywhere! All I had to do was get close enough to one...

"Weedle!"

Huh? A Weedle right behind me! I hadn't seen it.

It coiled up like an Ekans, then launched itself at me, stinger first!

I leaped out of the way.

"Weeeeedle!" The Weedle hit a tree! Its stinger went right into the bark.

It was stuck!

I quickly acquired it.

I couldn't help but laugh to myself. I was morphing a bug that was stuck on a tree so I could spy on bigger bugs with smaller bugs in their heads. Ha ha!

I smiled to myself, then looked back at the Weedle.

Aaawww... The poor thing!

I grabbed it and pulled it out of the tree. I put it on the ground.

"Weedle." It stared up at me, then quickly scurried away.

I started to focus...

Author's Annotation: If you were confused, the beep sounds Blitz was referring to are the beep censors for profanity. I thought they might be incredibly out of place and distracting to a non-human trying to understand human TV, so I had fun with that.

I'm not sure why Blitz decided he had to land and change morphs to follow the Scythers when the Spearow was perfectly suited to it. Oh well, it's an excuse for a new morph!