Still don't own twilight, I'm just a story leech
ROSALIE
1) You can not have a high speed car race to New York with Alice again
2) You can not tell people that since Jasper is your twin, you act exactly alike when you are not in school, the world can only take one of you
3) You can not hit Emmett in the head; he only has so many brain cells so don't kill them
4) You can not threaten to divorce Emmett, we all know you won't but he doesn't, and it makes him have a meltdown
5) Try to control your emotions around Jasper
6) You and Alice can not go shopping together any more; God knows what will happen this time
7) You can not go on America's next top model
8) We all know you hate Paris Hilton, stop complaining about it
9) You can not randomly cross the boarder to La Push, just to freak the wolves out
10) You are not allowed to be in the same room as Leah, it's in everyone's best interest
11) You can not keep trying to force Jasper and Alice to get married again, unless you want your head ripped off
12) Control your thoughts on other people around Edward, including thoughts on him
13) You can not tell people that Edward stalked you while you were human, because he didn't and it makes you sound vain
14) You can not watch pregnancy shows on the health channel any more
15) You can not kidnap another baby from the hospital, we all know what happened last time