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Honeymoon Details
"I want all the details of your honeymoon!"
Lily was... Impatient. Really impatient. Robin totally ignored the question and ask others instead while they sat down in their usual table at MacLaren's.
"When is the flight to Italy? And where's Marshall?"
"Next Monday and taking care of Marvin, but that's not important. Details!" Lily seemed really impatient at that point, like if she had been waiting this moment only to make that question. Okey... Maybe she had been. Since they stopped answerinh her texts. But, like Barney had said: their friends didn't had any boundaries or knowledge about them.
"We did it on the roof of the hotel," answered Barney and high-five with Robin. Lily hit him on the shin.
"NOT THAT DETAILS!"
"So... The positions?"
"NO!"
"How many times?"
"No! You son of a bitch! You can be married but you're still a pain in the ass, Barney," Lily pointed him with the finger. "Seriously Robin, you will have to be very patient with this... Son of a bitch!" She hit him again.
"Really? That's necessary?," Barney complained.
"No, but I always wanted to do it two times in a row," Lily smiled at him fakely and the looked at Robin. "Details?"
"Just the normal... We drink champagne... And then scotch, smoke, have great time, and then—" Robin shrugged her shoulders. "You know—"
"Why can't you be a normal couple?"
"We can talk about you and Marsh..."
"Okey! Barney! So, no details?"
"Just one more,", added Barney with an obvious smile in his face, "it was legen... —wait for it— dary! Legendary!"
"I give up, I really give up with you, people!" Lily stood up quickly and stared at the two. "Well, just for celebrate, because your recent marriage, the next round's on me."
"So—," started Robin, grabbing Barney's hand. "One week, eh? We survived."
"Just de beginning, Scherbatsky. Just the beginning...," and after that, he kissed her.
Yeah, just the beginning. And they are still in honeymoon mood, so things are going incredibly okay. I like this two and hate the idea of the divorce, but with their personality, I'm sure that they're going to have trouble.