They began traveling for many miles. Bilbo kept complaining about how he felt like he will be home again, revealing his negative side towards new adventures and stuff.
After a while, they discovered a light in the distance. They told Bilbo to check it out. "There no way, I'm going over there" Bilbo snapped.
Bilbo began heading towards the light. When he arrived he found three giant trolls. Roasting Muttons and eating them. "Dameth, I'mth starved" Said one of the Trolls, who was named Tom. "Ya, youth said ith" Said the one called William. Beside William was a troll named Bert. "Excuse me" Said Bilbo. The three trolls turned their attention towards him. "Lookth, a visitor ith" Bert said. "Yath, lookth ath theth weth man, and hith moth foth wsriyth" William said.
"What?" Bilbo cried confused of what he said.
William pointed to Bilbos hairy feet. And mocked him for it.
The dweaves where wondering what was taking Bilbo so long.
Bilbo was tossed like a volleyball, as Bert and Tom, where playing catch with him. Until Bilbo managed to escape.
Bilbo ran into the dweaves as they were heading over, to check on him. "There you are" Therin said. "GUYS THERES MAN EATING TROLLS BACK THERE!" Bilbo cried. "Really?" Asked Bomber. "Yes, they're over there, and they appear to be the only creatures speaking in the proper form of medieval English, in the story so far" Bilbo told them.
Suddenly Bilbo and most of the dweaves where grabbed by the trolls, and got tied up. Berlin was still standing, and was angry. "HEY! F*** HEADS!" Berlin screamed at them. The trolls turned there attentions to him. YA! YOU! YOU THINK CAN JUST GO AROUND EATING MY FRIENDS! You know what you assholes like! You like to _ and sh_ and _ and _ and _ and _!" Berlin screamed at the trolls. The trolls looked at each other as Berlin containued.
Reveals that all the trolls hear are small screak like sounds. "Whath youth thinkth he's doingth?" Willam asked. Berlin stabbed Williams's leg with a knife. William resisted and grabbed Berlin. "You die first" Willam growled at him. "You don't want to hurt him" said a voice from the distance. "Whath the hellth youth saying Tom" Willam said to Tom. "What?" Tom asked, as he was unaware of the voice. The three soon began arguing. Suddenly the sun turned Willam and Tom to stone.
Bert laughed at them, saying,"HAHA! YOUR STONE AND I'M NO-
He was cut short when he too was turned to stone. Gandalf appeared, revealing that HE was the mysterious voice. They found a small treasure room. Where Bilbo found his knife, that he gives Frodo in the future
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