Silver was attending his own funeral. Now, don't ask why and how he survived, he just did. DEAL WITH IT!
Anyway, Silver walked into the church that was full of mourners. He sat down at a pew, and watched, bored, as a church minister what-cha-may-call-it droned on and on.
He was so bored, he thought of food and got hungry. So he walked up to him and asked. "May I please have a chicken sandwich?"
The mourners stopped doing their purpose and exploded, well because they stopped doing their purpose.
At this point NoneKnowme collapsed. Please say you're- No, wait, she's alive!
Anyway, as explosions rocked this church, the whatever-you-call-it looked at Silver and asked confused,
"You're still asking for a chicken sandwich?"
Silver replied in a robotic tone,
"My master created me to ask for chicken sandwiches and I shall obey."
He then grew angel wings and flew into the heavens, destroying all the candy in the world and stealing chicken. (sandwiches) Whatever-you-call-him sighed. "These authors are insane."
Vex: Heh heh, fourth wall breaking, heh.