Andy sat on his couch wearing his civilian clothes as Helen wore a long blue dress while Barney stood there with Thelma Lou telling her jokes to make her laugh. As aunt Bee began setting the table while Opie sat watching TV "Boy that Gilligan sure is funny" "Oh Andy I wonder where they are How many people are coming?" "Just the Doku family so 6 more people. we should be fine Aunt Bee." Just then a nock at the door. Opie ran to the door and opened it. In walks the Kokuja family wearing all black. "Hello Andy how is everybody doing?" Barney and Andy walk up and shake his hand. "Hello Medusa and this must be Liz."
"Sheriff its an honor to meet you sorry I was showing the kids around the mansion when you met my husband and Medusa." Andy smiles and chuckles "Thats fine Elizabeth." "Liz please. My mother calls me Elizabeth." Kokuja smiles "I do sometimes too." Liz blushes. Aunt Bee interjects "Well let's eat." The kids and adults all sit down to a nice road beef dinner. Kokuja breaks the silence "So Helen, Thelma Lou what do you 2 do?" Helen answers first "Well I'm the school teacher." Medusa turns to the kids. "You here that Shyna and Zoddiku this is going to be your teacher." They both respond "Yes mommy." Kokuja laughs and whispers to Andy "It's funny they both call her Mommy even though Zodikku is Liz is her mother but the kids call them both mom." Andy leans back and laughs.
After dinner andy sat down on the chair "well can you 2 sing?" Medusa chuckles and says " we can but not well." Barney looks at them " why don't we hear you." Kokuja laughs and begins to play a happy and joyful tune as medusa and liz smile and sing.
"We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out.
I'm goin' to Jackson, I'm gonna mess around,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Jackson,
Look out Jackson town.
Well, go on down to Jackson; go ahead and wreck your health.
Go play your hand you big-talkin' man, make a big fool of yourself,
You're goin' to Jackson; go comb your hair!
Honey, I'm gonna snowball Jackson.
See if I care."
Medusa and Liz lean in and kiss Kokuja's cheeks as he plays
When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow. (Hah!)
All them women gonna make me, teach 'em what they don't know how,
I'm goin' to Jackson, you turn-a loose-a my coat.
'Cos I'm goin' to Jackson.
"Goodbye," that's all she wrote.
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson, and I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg.
They'll lead you 'round town like a scalded hound,
With your tail tucked between your legs,
You're goin' to Jackson, you big-talkin' man.
And I'll be waitin' in Jackson, behind my Jaypan Fan,
Well now, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper Sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out.
I'm goin' to Jackson, and that's a fact.
Yeah, we're goin' to Jackson, ain't never comin' back.
Well, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout'
And we've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went…"
Every body claps as Kokuja and Andy put down their guitars "Well we should get going put the kids to bed then we will watch the tv the lights off." Andy and Barney chuckle as the Doku family leave they realize someones missing "Wheres Crona?" They hear Crona giggling and rush to the back yard to find her snuggled against Opie's shoulder and his arm around her as he kisses her. "Uh sheriff?" Andy runs out. "Opie what are you doing?" Uh pa? wait I'm sorry I didn't see ya'll I'm sorry."
Crona looks at her father "Daddy I uh well I didn't know…" "It's fine Crona. He's from a good family. Relax and be fine." Opie sighs "That doesn't mean your off the hook." "Andy boys will be boys let it lye. If the kids want to let them." Andy hangs his head. "OK Kokuja if your fine with it."
Back at the mansion Kokuja sips a glass of Scotch and smokes a cigar Crona sits scared "Dad if your gonna yell just yell." Kokuja chuckles "Why would I plans going perfectly fine apparently in the history books Opie marries a girl with short pink hair and 3 kids." Crona runs out happily. Medusa walks in and begins to rub Kokuja's shoulders as Liz kisses his neck, Kokuja chuckles and says " Looks like I'm getting laid tonight." Liz smiles and says "Of course master snake any way you want." Kokuja whispers something into their ears. Medusa smiles "Kinky."
Andy looks at Opie "Well son great job but be careful." Opie looks closely at him. "Why paw?" "He'll kill you." Helen looks at him "Andy don't worry Opie you'll be fine." Andy whispers something to Helen "He'll kill you." "With that let's all go to bed." "Why paw?" "You'll understand with Crona one day ope."
In about 2 hours silence fell over Mayberry until a motorcycle rod into town and a man with white hair and shark tooth smile steps off the bike and looks at a women with blond hair and pig tails and slim figure baby on her back. "Well Mrs. Evens lets go to the hotel and in the morning we will find master Kokuja." The women looks at him. "Sure Soul." They kiss and the baby giggles. "I love you Maka." Maka holds the baby "Welcome your new home Long Chi Evans our son."
