Chris: Welcome back, it is now time for the first challenge of the season. Before going deep into the sea, our contestants will fight in a little challenge. Are you ready?
Izzy: Yez I am.
Trent: I will need a little more time to prepare myself.
Chris: Ok, so let's begin!
Trent: But…
Chris: For the first challenge, we have hid…
Noah: Hold on a second. "We"?
Chris: I am talking about me and Chef.
Lightning: Sha-Chef is here?
Chris: Yes, and…
Sadie: OMG, he is sooooo a sexy beast!
Katie: That's true! Where is the beauty?
Chris: Don't. Interrupt. Me. EVER. (The Starbucks girls are scared.) Chef is waiting for you in the submarine.
Cody: Ok, let's go!
Chris: Not now, Cody, we have a challenge! Like I said, we have hid…
Lindsay: I don't understand who is we?
Chris: If that hips of yours weren't so fine, I would have shot you. Now, shut up.
Tyler: Hey! Don't threat my girlfriend like that!
Lightning: Your sha-girlfriend? She's sha-mine.
Leshawna: Hey big man, have you really said tha? Don't go around cheatin' me or I sweare I'll pick up ya zazibo and shove it into ya mouth! Ya mine!
Lightning: Sha-Lightning have sha-two sha-girlfriends and he knows how sha-to please both. He doesn't take sha-orders.
Chris: Sha up! (Silence).
Noah: That joke was terrible. I want to kill myself now.
Izzy: Go do it, yu izpocrite. Wee don't need yu.
Gwen: Can we get on with the challenge instead of throwing bad jokes?
Cody: That's why I love you.
Gwen: Whatever, freak. I would never care one second about you.
Chris: So, like I was going to say, we have hidden twelve idols at camp Wawanakwa. They all have special powers, from Immunity to multiple votes to Sex Surprise. Your goal is to found them and come back here. The team that has the most idols will win Invicibility. Also you got to keep the idols you found.
Noah: Speaking of idols and elimination, what is the prize for this season? I don't do all this for nothing.
Chris: The prize is a surprise. It will be revealed at the final Five. So, Incroyable Syphilis and Delicious Lyme Decease, go!
Lightning and Leshawna are making out in a bush.
Lightning: Sha-me like this, but sha-me think we sha-should go sha-search for sha-idols.
Leshawna: Don't you dare tell me wha' to do! A ghetto girl is free.
Lightning: So, let's sha-profit of our sha-lone time.
Ezekiel: Meow.
Lightning: Sha-bitch!
Katie and Sadie are walking in the woods.
Sadie: Katie, I really like being your friend.
Katie: Oh! Do you remember that rock?
Sadie: Yes! It was back in Total Drama Island!
Katie: When I told you you were fat!
Sadie: …excuse me? You know I have terrible issues with my weight? You know I have been bullied during my entire high school? You know…
Katie: Stop Sadie!
Sadie: Why?
Katie: An inferior character like you can't show depth!
Sadie: That's true. You are a true friend, Katie. I'll lick you.
Katie: I'll eat you. (Giggles) Not in that way, obviously.
Noah: That joke was awkward and not even funny.
Katie: But there is a lot of them in every fanfiction I've read!
Noah: It doesn't mean it's a good thing. It just show that the author of Total Drama fanfictions are immature.
Sadie: Speaking of sex isn't immature. It is for adults!
Noah: Well, not when it is used in an unnatural way that just show that the author is obviously a virgin and doesn't know what he talks about.
Katie: Ah yeah? You sounded like Donald Trump.
Noah: Bravo Katie, you just show another weak point of fanfiction: reference to pop culture.
Katie: How is it bad? It's funny!
Noah: There is no way the canon Katie will talk about American politics.
Katie: Keeping everything canon is not fun!
Noah: Just…just…I hate you.
Sadie: Katie! You've won an argument.
Noah: I never surrender!
Sadie: Oh, an idol! (Starts running along with Katie.)
*Confessionals*
Noah: I despise bad fanfiction. My only role in this story is to point out weak points. This story doesn't even have a prize! What is the author smoking?
*End of Confessionals*
Izzy: Why iz life so difficult.
Lindsay: Hi Cheezwiz. Have you seen Tyler?
Izzy: The last time I see him, he waz zcrewing wiz Lezhawna in front of Esekiel.
Lindsay: That can't be.
Izzy: Life iz hard.
Lindsay: Oh, an idol!
Izzy: There zhe goes.
Meanwhile, Tyler has found an idol.
Tyler: Extreme! Yeah!
Cody: Hi.
Tyler: Hi Cody.
Cody: I've got something to ask you.
Tyler: Go ahead.
Cody: How do you manage to get Lindsay? I've been trying to understand the complex female genitals and I couln'd even approach Gwen…
Tyler: You got it all wrong, dude.
Cody: How? I'm the Code-meister.
Tyler: Do not focus on the reward, focus on the challenge.
Cody: What is "the challenge"?
Tyler: The brain. If you want a girl in your bed, you need to be in her head. Wise coach Simmons always told me that. And it worked with Lindsay!
Cody: Well…maybe because Lindsay doesn't have a brain?
Tyler:…Do you want my help or not!
Cody: Yes! I need to get Gwen!
Tyler: I can give you my wise councels. But, in exchange, you would have to vote the same way as me.
Cody: Deal!
*Confessionals*
Tyler: Look at the mastermind! I'm gonna rule this season! I am a pro! Failure is not an option!*
*End of Confessionals*
Trent:: How is it going, Gwen?
Gwen: Please, I just want to be alone. I feel like I am the only sane person on this season.
Ezekiel: Meow.
Gwen: No, Ezekiel, it's not because you are a cat that you are sane.
Ezekiel: Meow.
Trent: I can be sane, Gwen!
Gwen: Do you really want to get back with me?
Trent: No! I just want to be friends.
Gwen: We aren't on the same team.
Trent: That means nothing! Look, to prove my loyalty, I'll show you the idols I found. I have five of them! (He show her.)
Gwen: Pretty impressive. I have found four.
Trent: F..Four?
Gwen: Yes…why?
Trent: Five…plus..four..means…NINE! NINE! NINE! NEIN! NINE!
Trent steals Gwen's idols and starts running.
Gwen: Hey fucker! Get back here!
Chris: It is the end of the challenge. Please, show the idols you have found. Delicious Lyme Decease?
Sadie: I have one!
Katie: No, it's mine!
Sadie: No, I found it!
Katie: Yeah, but you are already fat! Give me that!
Chris: Other idols, team?
Tyler: Yeah, I have one!
Chris: That's all? Cody, Gwen?
Cody: I have other preoccupations.
Gwen: I had four but Trent stole them.
Trent: NINE!
Chris: Okay…that sucked monkey balls! Let's see for the Incroyable Syphilis.
Trent: NINE! I got nine of them!
Chris: That's good, Trent…who has the last idol!
Lindsay: I got it!
Lightning: That's a sha-good sha-teamwork!
Noah: Only two of us worked for the victory, it is nothing to be proud. We even have the advantage of two persons.
Ezekiel: Meow.
Chris: So, that means that…
Izzy: Izzy wanz fire! (She takes Trent's idols and throw them into a fire.) Thiz iz hot! Like it, like it!
Chris: Well, I was going to say that the Incroyable Syphilis won, but now that they only have one idol, they lose to the Delicious Lyme Decease!
Gwen: That's karma.
Chris: Last thing, wich idol have you found?
Lindsay: I found an idol of myself!
Chris: Well, no power for this one. This idol only mean that you are the hottest person on the island besides me. Other idol?
Sadie: My idol is Ezekiel.
Chris: Well, this is the only idol with no power what so ever. Tyler?
Tyler: Mine is you!
Chris: Tyler, you have just found an Invicibility statue! Can save you from one elimination ceremony.
Tyler: Extreme!
He stops screaming when he see all his teammates looking toward him.
Chris: So, let's up on the Mclean Submarine and start this show!
*Confessionals*
Trent: So, I guess we have to vote for someone? Who other than the crazy French chick that lose it all for us?
*Confessionals*
Leshawna: I'm a ghetto girl an' I wanta be the only out of character. Screw this Izzy white bitch.
*Confessionals*
Lightning: Sha-Izzy lose it for us!
*End of Confessionnals*
Elimination Ceremony
Chris: Incroyable Syphilis, you lost today. One of you will get voted off. I already have the votes and it is quite the surprise.
Noah: Izzy is obviously the one going home.
Izzy: Why mee? I waz so good!
Noah: You were. This season, you are useless.
Chris: So, the first marshmallow is for the love of my heart, Lindsay.
Lindsay: Yes!
Chris: The next ones are for…
Ezekiel
Lightning
Trent
Noah!
This only left Izzy and Leshawna.
Chris: Two horrible characters. One of you will give me the pleasure of your departure. The last marshmallow is for…
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Leshawna: Get booted out, crazy girl! Nobody gonna rule my side o' town, eh!
Izzy: Thiz iz zad. Zorry my friends.
Chris: Izzy, can you please come with me for your boot.
Izzy: Yez.
Chris and Izzy are in front of a big door.
Chris: The boot elimination is quite good this season. I present you the…
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THE SWIM OF SHAME!
Izzy: Thiz iz an horrible idea.
Chris: Yeah, try to do better! (He push a button and the door opens, letting Izzy in the middle of the ocean.)
Chris: One down, eleven to go! Who will go home in the next episode? Which tema is gonna win? Can Tyler save his babe from Lightning and me? Can Noah win it all? Will Cody win Gwen's heart? All the answers in the next episode of Total
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Incroyable Syphilis: Lightning, Leshawna, Lindsay, Trent, Noah, Ezicat
Delicious Lyme Decease: Sadie, Katie, Gwen, Cody, Tyler
Eliminated: Izzy
So, how was it? I know that the cast for this fanfic seems strange, but you will see I have a perfect planning for this one. It is truly gonna be memorable. There is only thirteen episodes, and two of them are already out! The winner will surprise and satisfy you. Also, there will be a special new contestant half-way through, you don't want to miss that one, hahaha!
See you later and review please!