CHAPRER 2: SECAJAWEPA RAIN

Mingle was hangin frum sum clothining pings on the ceeling looiking secsay with his lopstick and eyeluscious. He loocked at me and siad with a ritch french accent, "Who migt you be ohonhonhon!" he lauged frenchly (IT'S A HETALA REFENCE I HOPE U GET IT SO MINGLE IS LIKE FRENCE IN MY headCANAN and in thE STOREY).

"Im jame" I said staggerly. starin at his messy body. "You mist be mingle! and you can tacke us to the test for me 2 be a sarsarer!"

"Yeah! stand bake this will be lodu!." he scremed and his seckind head dodled in a circle and suddenly a wornhole opened up to another universe! EVERY1 JIMPED THROU HEADFRIST!

we landed on a plotform that was a sircle with a cloick on it pointed to 6:66! Oh no it was a satan number! I felt a evel in the air and demins started to flot down from the ski.

"kill them and capcher the boy!" the biggest demin scromed! smaller demins hit the ground and ran at us with sithes and sords! doilscar was so tall that he stimped on the demins to kill them!

"dolscar stop!" bonie yeled. "This is jameses test not yours!" doulescar felled bad and stepped back and let ME take the leed! I ran and tropped a demin with my foot and kicked him in the bals and then PUNCED ANOTHER ONE IN THE BUT WIT MY FIST! and he flied away into outherspace!

Suddenly SATAN HIMSLEF APEARED! he loocked like a demin but big and string with rinkly horns and snootty nose! and next to him was SACAGWEA! "COME HERE JAMSEY-JAMSEY!" she beckond with her hand!

"Oh no shes le indian so she can shot youwith le bow n arow HONHONHON!" mingle flailed around in his ball shap! "LE RUN!"

"No! Im NOT RANNING! NOT THIS TIME!" I screamed with EPIC MUSC PLAYING IN THE BACKGRUND! I lunged at sacagatea and FIRE SHOTTED OUT OF MY HAND AND HIT HER IN THEFACE AND I LAGH CAUSE IM A SADIST! "MUAHAHAHAHA" I YELL!

"Yes! Hes doing it!" Soilscare yeeled hapefully. "I knew you could do it James! PUSH HARDER!" james nodded and pushed hrarder and a firebol shitted at SATAN and SAGAGAGEA at the SAM TINE, but all 3 of them expoded and guts hit all the floor and hit jamse gros!

"Oh no!" jon eggbert cryed out. "Jimes are you okay!" also in the storeey jon has like in the song Sale by A Wall Nashun. I think that song is abut wen u go to the staore and their is a sale but you have so you cant pick what 2 buy! (also A Wall Nasal n is a werd nam for a band but my bofrend said there is a old band called buttwhole surfers and that is even WERDER! then he siad to me "we shud try 2 be like the buttwhole surfers" but I dident kno what he ment and then he sed we shud fukck and I sed ok so im not a vegeta anymore! a vegeta is b4 when u have secs the frist time and if ur asecual u r always a vegeta but asecual sux caus ur always a vegeta)

James heroly stepped out of the dust! Oh no Satan tied himself to sacewagea while she was unconshus from the exposon and he floo away with her. but he was tochin her boob OH NO what if stan was making sacaga his secs sarvent!

"Lets get out of her before this place crimbles!" Mingle yelled. "Butt the test is over and u passed with fling collars Jams!"

"Yay" I sed. "I a sorcerer now!" I shota fireball at the wall and it exploded epicly! BUT THE CELING FELL ON US!

"Quick get in the hole!" Failscar scramed and started to ran into the portal! We fillowed him readily and I cudldnt help but look at his but caus it was kinda cute and I toched it but he didn't notice.

Karkrat was wating for us when we cumed back. "fuk u guys ther was a demin atteck while you wer gona and FUKEN SATAN SHOWD UP!"

Bonie was vary confised because satan was with US not karkat! "what karkat but satan was with us at the twest room! are there TWO SATENS!"

Sudeenly Satan brok throu the roof and shotad fuxsy with a laser that looked lick GOKU from drargen baals. It hit me in the fase but I BLOKED WITH WITH MAGIC PURPLE GOO thAT CUM FROM MY ARMS. It turnred into Toilet Sprinkle! (caus I hate mlp and bronesy are stuppid so im caling her TOILET SPRINGLE) Toilet sprijle killed the fake saten!

"IT WAS A DIVERSIN! THE REAL SATAN TOOK SAVAGAWEO!" I said to Marmat and he sweard at satan like ten tims.

"WE GOTA FCKIN SVE HER AND SHIT." Kakrat yalled. but the fake satan wasn't deat anymor! It rose up and flowed in and CAPTURD KARAT. "FUKEN SAV ME AHHH!" he cryd and blod rained eveywher!

"Noooo!" John sceammed and soibbed! "They vaptured my bofriend! NOOOOONONOO!"

"Okay, now we hav 2 get back two pepol!" Doipscarf sighed ina brittsh acent dapressedley. "Lets go!" (ok I think doascar can be brottish ok and mongle is fench okk?) he used his mageck to macke a water surfbard for every1 and we flawed into the air and chased satan! but then we saw KARKAT WAS FALLING TO THE GRUND! to be cuntonyoud…