Author Note:

Ahh… Their meeting. It's so fun to write about them bickering! Anyways, hi. I'm back.

Annabeth's POV

"Why hello there, Sir Percy, I see you have come back from the war. Though, honestly, I wish you hadn't." I smirked at him.

"Well, if you wish to know, I would have been glad to die, as I wouldn't have to come here, and I see you agree." He smirked back

"Yes, I do, Kelphead."

"Oh really, Owlhead."

"Yes, Seaweedbrain."

"I wouldn't do that, Wisegirl."

"Oh, really, Fishboy?"

"SHUT UP YOU LOVE BIRDS!" Chiron and Jason yelled in the middle of our wonderful fight. Then, I realized that I had my face less than two inches from him and I quickly pulled away. He smirked.

"Thank you." Chiron sighed and Percy opened his mouth to speak- probably an insult.

Then I noticed Juniper. She was staring at the new comer, Mr. Underwood I believe. She was… in love! Wow…

"Anyways, we should eat. I'm starving!" Percy whined like a two-year-old.

"Same old Percy," I heard someone grumble and I turned around. It was Thalia, Juniper's maid.

"Hey Thalia!" Percy looked at her.

"Hello, Sir Perseus Jackson." She replied, smirking.

"Sir Perseus Jackson? Is that a joke? More like Sir My-Brain-Is-Personally-Damaged-So-I-Cannot-Think."

"Ummm…. How about dinner then?" Chiron said quickly, probably to escape a fight.

"Thalia, fetch the cooks!" Juniper said.

"Yay! I am starving!" Percy the-oh-so-annoying-one.

"I warned you, uncle." I looked at him, annoyed and rolled my eyes. Boys…

"About what?" Percy asked oh-so-annoyingly.

"Your habit of eating like a horse."

"I don't eat like a horse."

"Yes, you do."

"No, I don't."

"Yes, you do."

"SHUT UP!" You can guess who said that.

Juniper's POV

Ah… The joys of listening to my cousin and Percy ramble all day. Witty remarks, biting comments, slaps on the back of the head (Percy must have a really bad headache by now) are all that's happening. I zoned out after the third time Jason told them to shut up.

Mainly, I was just checking-I mean looking at- Grover. He was very handsome looking. He had reddish hair and a nice smile. He looked very proper and cute- wait a second. Just a second. I am a girl with just one aim. To usually stay out of sight. Be a good girl.

Then Annabeth snapped her finger in front of my face, "Wah?" I asked. Pure intelligence, I tell you.

"I was saying, aren't owls better than horses? Kelp head here doesn't seem to get that owls are much better, right Juniper?" She looked annoyed.

"Yeah, whatever…" I continued my gazing.

"Juniper!" Annabeth was shaking me.

"What?"

"You zoned out."

"Sorry. I'm tired."

"Yeah, riiiigghht."

"It's true."

"Let's go eat now, good?" Chiron asked hopefully while Jason nodded his head vigorously.

"Yeah, I'm starving," said the Seaweedbrain, or Kelphead… You pick.

Other Author Note: Sorry about the short chapters. The next one will be longer, I assure you.