(Archie is standing on the dock of the island)
Archie: Hello everyone, and welcome back to Total Drama Takeover. Last week, two teams came to the island to compete for a million bucks. In the water balloon fight, the Degrassians got drenched and had to vote someone off. Alliances were formed, people were backstabbed, drama ensued! In the end, Maya's plan to manipulate her sister into voting off social threat, Drew, was a success and Drew was the first sent packing! What will happen this week? I don't know, let's find out! On Total Drama Takeover!
Intro: Brick does a back flip off the dock and Adam claps, looking surprised. The camera pans to Jenna who is playing her guitar until Izzy comes and smashes it, screaming and laughing. Jenna rolls her eyes. The camera pans to Maya who is splashed by Zig, who laughs at her. Trent pushes Zig into the water and Gwen looks jealous. The camera pans to Lindsay and Fiona who are freaking out over clothes and Imogen is standing off to the side, looking annoyed. Alli receives a flower from Alejandro and blushes while Heather looks furious. The camera pans to Tristan who is watching Cody and KC talk. Geoff and Bridgette are making out and Katie and Jake throw a bucket of water on them, high fiving afterwards. Eli is looking into the ocean and Dawn walks up to him and smiles. Bianca and Leshawna are arguing and Drew tries to get in between them, not knowing what to do. Tori and Zoey are running and laughing while Duncan watches them and rolls his eyes. Dakota looks into the camera, smirks, and takes off her glasses. She turns around and "Total Drama Takeover" zooms out from her shirt.
(Everyone is eating breakfast on Team Hippos)
Heather: Ew, what is this?
Chef: Swamp Surprise, one of my favorites.
Heather: Swamp?!
Gwen: Number 511 of things I don't miss from this show: the food.
Izzy: I love swamps!
(Izzy scarfs down Heather's food)
Trent: You actually like that?
Izzy: It could use a little more salt…
Leshawna: I need some fresh air, why don't you come with me Gwen?
Gwen: Alright.
(They both walk outside and Heather looks suspicious)
Heather: I know what those two are up to. The game has started and I don't even have an alliance yet…I'll have to start making some alliances with the newbies.
Heather: Hi Dawn, what's up?
Dawn: I'm just doing my morning meditation.
Heather: Oh…
Dawn: Your aura is telling me your troubled…something wrong?
Heather: No! Get away from me weird girl!
Heather: This is going to be harder than I thought…
(Gwen and Leshawna are talking outside by the dock)
Leshawna: Obviously we've had some history on this show.
Gwen: Are we going to continue this history of working together?
Leshawna: It seems to work, so why not?
Gwen: Who are we going to bring along with us?
Leshawna: Maybe some people who aren't very threatening. If people don't take us seriously, they won't feel the need to eliminate us.
Gwen: That sounds good. Maybe that new girl Dawn, she seems pretty down to earth.
Leshawna: You know…we could form an all-girls alliance and kick all these guys' butts!
Gwen: Would Heather have to be involved?
Leshawna: Aw hell no! Maybe us, Dawn, Lindsay, that Zoey girl, and Cody.
Gwen: Cody? I thought this was all-girls?
Leshawna: We need a spy from the guys side and Cody will do whatever you say.
Gwen: Neither of us have made it very far the past few seasons…let's change that.
(They fist pump)
Gwen: I don't know why…but this time around I'm actually kind of excited to play the game. This is weird…
Leshawna: With my girl Gwen and our new alliance, maybe I can actually make it to the end this time!
(Maya, Tristan, and Tori are getting ready for the challenge)
Maya: Last night turned out perfectly.
Tori: I can't believe your sister believed all that crap you told her!
Tristan: Hopefully we can use her more than once.
Maya: Oh, we can. Believe me.
Jenna: Look at you niners manipulating everyone.
Tori: Oh…hi Jenna.
Jenna: It's your guys' fault that Drew is out and Bianca is beside herself?
Maya: Don't tell anybody.
Jenna: If Bianca knew this, all three of you would be dead.
Tristan: Exactly.
Jenna: I won't tell, but only if you do something for me.
Tori: What do you want?
Jenna: If I want to get someone out, you three make sure Katie and her alliance get them out. Okay?
Tristan: You're going to blackmail us if we don't get out someone you want?
Jenna: Pretty much. What you guys did wasn't any better.
Maya: Fine, who do you want out?
Jenna: I'll tell you the next time we need to vote someone out. Good luck, guys.
(Jenna winks and walks away)
Tristan: And the players got played.
Maya: This sucks, what if the person she wants out is someone we like?
Tori: We got ourselves into this, we'll just have to deal with it.
Tristan: This totally sucks! She'd better not ask us to vote off KC, he's adorbs!
Jenna: No one ever wins this game by being the good guy. I want to stay on the fine line between evil and manipulative. I can play these niners like no one's business so I'll try to keep them around for as long as I can.
(The Hippos are getting ready for the challenge)
Mike: So far, none of my personalities have come out and caused any trouble. But who knows what could trigger them…
Zoey: I can tell you're thinking about something.
Mike: I'm just worried about my personalities.
Zoey: I know when they come out so if one of them does, I can help you come back to yourself.
Mike: Yeah. Thanks for being such a good girlfriend.
Zoey: My pleasure.
(They kiss and he takes her hand as they walk to the challenge)
Gwen: Oh man, what's this?
(Archie is standing at the dock holding a gun)
Lindsay: You're going to kill us?!
Archie: Unfortunately no, this is a paintball gun. For today's challenge, you will go off in groups of two and try to avoid Chef who will be shooting anyone he sees with a paintball. If you're hit, you're out.
Geoff: I love paintball!
Archie: Oh, and I get to choose the groups.
Mike: Oh great…
Archie: On the Hippos, the teams will be Geoff and Dawn, Gwen and Trent, Leshawna and Alejandro, Brick and Cody, Mike and Dakota, Duncan and Lindsay, and Izzy and Heather.
Zoey: What about me?
Archie: You'll be sitting out this challenge since your team has one extra person.
Heather: I'm seriously stuck with crazy girl #1?! Are you kidding me?
Archie: Nope.
Lindsay: Oh yay Damian we're partners!
Duncan: It's Duncan.
Lindsay: Who?
Duncan: Never mind.
Duncan: I have to be partners with the idiot…great.
Mike: I'm kinda nervous something will happen while I'm with Dakota and my other personalities will come out…
Alejandro: I'm with Leshawna…I've tricked her with my looks before, I can do it again.
Leshawna: I will not let that Mexican mongrel get me again!
Archie: Now on team Rhinos, your teams will be Katie and Eli, Imogen and Tori, Fiona and Jake, Tristan and KC, Jenna and Alli, Zig and Bianca, and Adam and Maya.
Tristan: I'm with KC. ZOMG!
Zig: Bianca's been a mess ever since Drew got eliminated, I don't know how easy she's going to be to work with…
Archie: Alright, the challenge will start…NOW!
(Everyone runs into the woods, Bianca doesn't run and Zig is confused)
Zig: We're going to be hit!
Bianca: I don't care. I just want to be voted off this stupid show so I can see Drew.
Zig: Follow me.
Bianca: Where are we going?
Zig: You'll see.
(Zig drags her and runs. Gwen and Trent are behind a waterfall)
Gwen: Wow, this is the perfect spot. He'll never find us here.
Trent: I know. We can win this challenge.
Gwen: So…now what.
Trent: Can I tell you something?
Gwen: Sure.
Trent: I still think about you…everyday. You were the one that got away.
Gwen: Trent…
Trent: No…I still love you.
Gwen: Oh…
Gwen: What?!
(Imogen is dancing through the woods and Tori feels awkward)
Tori: Won't that give us away?
Imogen: I don't care! The woods are speaking to me!
Tori: I like Imogen and all…but she scares me.
Tori: Maybe we should find somewhere more secluded to dance.
Imogen: Why?
Tori: We're in plain sight!
Imogen: Calm down, we're not going to get hit.
(Tori gets a paintball shot at her face)
Imogen: Oh…
Tori: I will so get her for this!
(Chef hits Imogen and they are out. Leshawna and Alejandro are now walking together)
Alejandro: Why won't you even look at me?
Leshawna: I know your tricks and I don't want to get voted off because of you again.
Alejandro: But Leshawna!
Leshawna: No! I ain't lookin'!
Alejandro: Look out!
Leshawna: Nice try boy, but I'm not-
(Chef hits Leshawna and Alejandro)
Chef: This is easy!
Alejandro: She should have just looked…
(Geoff and Dawn are sitting in a tree)
Geoff: This was a good idea Dawn.
Dawn: The tree spoke to me and said this would be the best spot.
Geoff: You're so smart.
Dawn: Everyone thinks I'm weird…except you.
Geoff: I think you're really cool.
Dawn: Really? No one's said that to me before…
Geoff: Maybe they just don't get you. I get you though.
Dawn: Really?
(Dawn leans in to kiss him and he pulls back)
Geoff: Dawn…I have a girlfriend.
Dawn: Bridgette…I know. Sorry, we must be so high up that the oxygen deprivation is getting to my head.
Geoff: Yeah…
Dawn: How could I be so stupid! His aura was telling me one thing…but his morals were telling him another. I should have known that Geoff wouldn't be the guy to kiss another girl. He's so…perfect. But I mustn't get in between him and Bridgette…that's not me.
(Jake and Fiona have teamed up with Eli and Katie and are trying to sabotage the other team)
Fiona: Are you sure this is going to work Katie?
Katie: Duh. Chef will hear the loud noise and come hit them with paintballs.
Jake: Whatever you say.
(Fiona, Katie, and Jake hide while Eli falls to the ground)
Eli: Help me!
(Dawn and Geoff run over to him)
Geoff: Dawn, it could be a trap!
Dawn: He could be hurt! My motherly instincts are kicking in!
Eli: Guys help!
Dawn: Are you hurt?
Katie: NOW!
(Katie, Jake, and Fiona drop a wood trap on Dawn and Geoff)
Geoff: Told you!
Dawn: Sorry…
Fiona: Run!
Chef: Oh look…some easy ones.
Geoff: Great.
(Chef shoots them both)
Dawn: Can you at least help us out of here?
Chef: Hah! No!
(Chef runs off. Now Tristan and KC are walking through the woods)
Tristan: I cannot take my eyes off this boy. Time to flirt.
Tristan: So…what's your strategy for the game?
KC: Not get voted out I guess.
Tristan: That works. Do you have an alliance?
KC: Why would I tell you that? You could use that against me.
Tristan: If I was a bad person I would.
KC: I don't think you're a bad person.
Tristan: You thought correctly.
(Jenna and Alli are watching from the distance)
Jenna: Is he flirting with KC?
Alli: Maybe. Why do you care?
Jenna: I don't…I need to check this out.
KC: Oh, hey Jenna.
Jenna: What are you guys talking about?
Tristan: Just the game.
Jenna: Oh…good.
KC: Yeah…maybe Tristan could maybe work with us guys. He's…pretty cool.
Tristan: He called me pretty cool!
Jenna: I know me and KC have been over for a while…but that doesn't mean that jealous Jenna won't make a return every now and then.
Jenna: Maybe…
Tristan: I'd love to work with you, KC. I mean, all you guys.
Jenna: Uh huh.
Jenna: Maybe testing Maya's loyalty will go better if I tell her to vote off her closest ally. Good thing he's giving me a reason to vote him off…
(Mike and Dakota are with Heather and Izzy)
Izzy: I wanted the gun! Why didn't I get one?!
Heather: Do you remember what happened last time you had one? Mass destruction!
Dakota: Keep it quiet guys, I don't want to be out early this challenge.
Mike: I'm really worried something is going to happen that would trigger one of my personalities…
Izzy: I wanna gun!
Heather: Shut up!
Dakota: Shhh!
(Mike turns into Chester)
Chester: Young ladies, keep it down!
Heather: What?
Chester: I remember back in the old days girls used to have manners!
(Cody and Brick walk over)
Cody: What's going on?
Heather: Mike has turned into some creepy old man.
Chester: Someone come and lock these rebels up!
Chef: No problem!
(Everyone ducks and Izzy, Cody, and Brick are all hit)
Heather: This way!
Chester: I can't move that fast!
(Heather and Dakota pick him up and start running)
Heather: This dude is such a freak…
(Bianca and Zig are still running)
Bianca: Tell me where we're going!
Zig: Oh…I don't know.
Bianca: You said you were taking me somewhere!
Zig: I just said that to get you to move. God, you act like without Drew you're nothing.
Bianca: What?
Zig: So he got voted off? You'll see him again. You're giving up a million dollars just so you can be around him?
Bianca: You're right…I need to play this game and win because I actually have a chance to. This is my game and I will win!
(Bianca and Zig are both hit my Chef)
Bianca: Or maybe later…
(KC and Tristan are walking and Maya and Adam are in a tree above them)
Adam: It's KC and Tris. Hey-
Maya: Shhh! They could be having a moment.
Adam: Oh…
Tristan: So…this is fun, just hanging out.
KC: It is…you're pretty cool.
Tristan: Thanks…you are too.
(Tristan leans in and kisses KC)
Maya: GO TRISTAN!
(Maya falls out of the tree and Adam falls while trying to save her)
KC: Whoa!
(Chef shoots all four of them)
Tristan: His lips are like heaven ZOMG!
KC: I've never kissed a guy before…but that wasn't that bad. But I'm straight, I swear!
(Duncan and Lindsay are walking)
Lindsay: O.M.G! It's a waterfall!
Duncan: Oh great…
Lindsay: I wanna run through it!
(Lindsay drags Duncan and they see Gwen and Trent making out behind it)
Duncan: Gwen?!
Gwen: Duncan! Hi! Uh…
Lindsay: This is awkward…
(Trent guides Lindsay away)
Duncan: You're kissing him!
Gwen: We broke up, Duncan. I can do what I want.
Duncan: But that pansy! I thought he was gay!
Gwen: Stop making fun of him! He's adorable and sweet and everything you weren't.
Duncan: Oh…I see.
(Chef hits them both and neither notice)
Duncan: Have fun with your pansy…but I'll get him out before long…
(Duncan walks away and Gwen tries not to cry)
Duncan: I don't care about Gwen anymore…I don't.
Gwen: I felt bad that Duncan had to see that…but he can't control me anymore. We're broken up.
(Heather and Dakota are still running with Mike and Trent and Lindsay join them)
Heather: Are we the only ones left?
Trent: I think. Gwen and Trent just got hit.
Dakota: We saw Izzy, Cody, and Brick all get hit.
Lindsay: Watch out!
(Chef starts pelting paint everywhere and Trent and Dakota are both hit)
Lindsay: I hate Heather, but we had to work together to drag Mark around. It wasn't cool.
Heather: Great, now I have to work with Lindsiot.
Jenna: Watch out Alli!
(Alli and Jenna are pulled into a rope trap set up by Katie, Eli, Fiona, and Jake)
Katie: Whoops…
Jenna: You did this?!
Alli: Are you crazy?
(Chef hits Jenna and Alli)
Fiona: Sorry guys, gotta run!
(Lindsay, Mike, and Heather are still running)
Lindsay: Why is he acting like an old man?
Heather: I don't know! He's crazy!
Chester: Pipe down, missy!
(They trip over a stick and Mike's shirt is ripped off)
Vito: Hello ladies. I see you're into this kinda stuff.
Heather: What?
Vito: You want a piece of Vito?
(Heather and Lindsay drop him)
Lindsay: Who's Vito?
Vito: I am. I like blondes too.
(Mike grabs Lindsay and starts making out with her even though she's pushing him away)
Heather: Stop it you perv!
(Heather pushes him down)
Heather: What the hell is your problem?
(Heather is hit by Chef and so is Mike)
Lindsay: Hit me! I just want to shower!
(Chef hits Lindsay)
Archie: The Rhinos win the challenge! Everyone come back to the dock!
(Everyone is at the dock and most are covered in paint)
Archie: Congratulations to Katie, Eli, Fiona, and Jake for winning the challenge for their team. Hippos, you have to vote someone out tonight, see you at the elimination ceremony.
Fiona: I actually lasted through this challenge. Maybe people will see I'm not just dead weight after all.
Heather: That insane psycho freak has to go. And I'm not even talking about Izzy! His name is-
Lindsay: Mike! I'm so voting him off!
Lindsay: Leshiqua, can I talk to you?
Leshawna: What's wrong baby girl?
Lindsay: We need to get Mark voted out.
Leshawna: Mike? Why?
Lindsay: He tried kissing me today and I tried to pull away but he wouldn't stop.
Leshawna: Aw hail nah! Girl, we will vote him out!
Leshawna: We already have one pig on our team, AKA Alejandro, we don't need two. Good thing our girl alliance is strong enough to get him out!
(Mike and Zoey are talking at the pier)
Zoey: You made out with Lindsay?!
Mike: It wasn't me, it was Vito. I have to keep them under control or I'm out!
Mike: I hope I'm safe tonight because if I'm not, I got Vito to blame…
(Duncan walks up to Geoff)
Duncan: Get whoever you can to vote off Trent.
Geoff: Why Trent?
Duncan: He's trying to steal Gwen from me.
Geoff: Oh man. Good thing I got allies on this team.
Duncan: Trent…is history.
Gwen: I'm so worried about Trent…I hope Duncan doesn't get him eliminated tonight, I would feel so guilty.
(Everyone on the Hippos walks into the elimination ceremony)
Archie: Alright, you guys have already voted and now I will announce who is voted off of your team. I have 14 marshmallows here…there are 15 of you. The one to not get a marshmallow is out. Easy?
Heather: Just get on with it, you're almost as bad as Chris.
Archie: Fine, fine. The first four go to…Izzy, Dawn, Geoff, and Brick.
Izzy: YAY!
Archie: Lindsay, Cody, Gwen, Duncan.
Duncan: Watch out Trent…
(Trent looks really nervous)
Archie: Zoey, Alejandro, Heather, and Dakota.
Heather: Mike, you're so gone…
Archie: Leshawna.
Leshawna: Damn, that was close.
Archie: Trent and Mike…one marshmallow left. It goes to…Trent.
Duncan: What?
Gwen: Thank god!
(Gwen hugs Trent)
Mike: I'm out!
Heather: You're a psycho! Get out of here!
Zoey: Mike no! Guys, he has-
(Mike covers her mouth)
Mike: An obsession with kissing. Bye everyone!
Leshawna: No one will miss you!
(Mike walks into the cannon and Zoey leans in for a kiss, but Mike is launched before she can kiss him)
Archie: There goes another one! Will Jenna convince Tristan's friends to vote him out? Will Tristan and KC become an item? Will Duncan get his revenge on Trent? Find out next time on Total Drama Takeover!