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Beta-ed by: NightmareAx7.

I don't know what happened but this came out... Rated T for G's mouth~

"Guys, stop staring at him and release me!" Giotto screamed at his friends.

"Anyway, Giotto-san, who are they? Why is that person's hair pink? Why is that man's hair shaped like a melon?" Tsuna asked. "Huh?!" the 'pink'-haired man yelled, turning from his best friend to the brunette. Daemon Spade's eyes twitched and he levelled a glare at the brunette.

The other advisers, who were threatening and/or were around their boss, were trying not to laugh at the clueless brunette's words.

"Tsuna, G's hair is not pink, it's red. Or that's what he says. And Daemon's hair... actually, I don't know why he likes to style his hair like that." Giotto sighed, once he was released. He leaned back on his chair in his office. They had moved to the office after the event earlier.

"Oh really? Well, I guess that's okay since their hair are also shaped like a fruit. Oh well. Then why did they try to kill you earlier? Wouldn't friends normally defend each other, not kill each other?" Tsuna asked, seated at one of the armchairs opposite the couch, completely ignoring the fact that he was the cause of Giotto's friends' actions.

"That wouldn't have happened if our idiot boss here explained himself clearer." was the simultaneous reply of the 6 advisors.

"If you guys knew how to listen from the very start, then this would've been sorted out easier," was the defense of the 'idiot boss.' Giotto sighed heavily.

What happened, you ask? Well...

[FLASH FROM THE PAST. AKA Flashback~~]

"This is Terra?!"

"Where in the world is Terra? This is Italy, specifically, my office." The blonde said.

"No, no, this world is TERRA! I'm in Terra!" shouted the brunette, clearly ecstatic.

"This is Earth, not Terra." countered Giotto, staring at the brunette incredulously.

"No, this world is called Terra, not Earth. Oh wait, humans know their world as Earth, makes sense why you don't know Terra."

"And that as well. Why in the world are you asking me if I'm human, and alive or not. If I'm moving, then that obviously means I'm alive, unless I'm a zombie. And aren't you human too? Why the heck are you asking me such questions? Where the hell did you come from and how did you enter my office? And I repeat, WHAT. IN. THE. WORLD. IS. TERRA?!" yelled the blonde, clearly irritated.

"Oh! I'm not a human. I'm a demon." Tsuna said, smiling.

"Huh?! Do you think I'm an idiot?" [Funny, your advisors will call you an idiot later, Giotto.]

"No, no, really! I'm a demon!" said Tsuna. He thought of what could be proof and he decided to show his wings, making Giotto's jaw drop.

"Wha- Whe- Wai- Huh?! You're really a demon?" Giotto asked, pointing at the brunette.

And so, Tsuna hid his wings and proceeded to explain his situation. After an hour of explanation and going in circles, Giotto understood. In that one hour, introductions were made and they moved to another room, usually used whenever they had guests in their estates.

"So you're a demon from Tartar... Sauce?"

"TARTARUS!" Tsuna yelled, insulted.

"Sheesh, no need to shout. So," Giotto sighed, "you're a demon from Tartarus and you suddenly appeared in my office because... I accidentally summoned you?" Tsuna nodded his head in confirmation and Giotto continued.

"But don't you demons usually tempt humans into doing whatever bad things they can?" Tsuna nodded his head. "That's right, but that's the job of the demons dispatched to Earth. Since you summoned me, I don't have to do that."

"Okay, so Tartarus is Hell, and this Cael...este is Heaven. And angels are real too."

"Yes. Yes. And yes, angels are real too." Tsuna sighed. "Anyway, what was that thing you were holding earlier?" He asked.

"That was a flamethrower." Giotto answered.

"What do those...flamethrower things do?"

"They're used to burn large amounts of things, mainly paperwork. Wait, you guys don't have flamethrowers in your world?"

"Well, we don't need them in Tartarus, since we can just throw whatever we want to burn wherever and the flame sprites will eat them all up," Tsuna clarified. "What's paperwork?" he asked.

"The bane of my existence. Self-reproducing parasites that live off my lifeforce." Giotto immediately answered, making Tsuna blink.

"... Huh?" Tsuna, confused, asked.

"Just... Don't mention those things again please..." Giotto said, looking depressed.

"So, does that mean you hate... Those... Parasites?" Tsuna asked.

"Obviously, yeah. I wonder who the hell invented those cursed things..." Giotto said, mumbling the last part.

"I have a deal for you!" Tsuna said, beaming. In Giotto's eyes, he looked innocent. But in the eyes of other demons, he was anything BUT innocent. And the glint in his eyes, unseen by Giotto, gave away the brunette's plans.

"What deal? And those usually involves you selling your soul, no?" Giotto asked.

"Not necessarily. The contractor decides the price, but the contract only comes to fruition if both parties agree."

"Alright then, I guess. So what's this deal of yours?" asked Giotto.

"I'll help you with your paperwork-" At this Giotto perked up, "-BUT! I'll have you show me around Earth." Tsuna said.

"Deal!" Giotto immediately agreed, and a searing orange mark appeared on Giotto's left shoulder blade. It was a crescent moon with orange-pupiled droopy eyes and the words 'Ignavia, et Luna' above.

"Okay then, now we start." With that Tsuna and Giotto went to the latter's office to start on the paperwork. With Tsuna's help, they were able to finish it within an hour and Tsuna immediately dragged Giotto to get a tour of the estate. The advisors were at the company building so only the guards and maids saw Tsuna and Giotto going around the mansion.

But of course, rumors started spreading. Rumors that the blonde had an illegitimate son whom he hid from them started circulating around the mansion, mainly spread by the maids. The guards' rumors claimed that the brunette was the blonde's lover.

"Did you see that? Signore Giotto and that other brunette, they look so alike!" said a black-haired maid cleaning the foyer.

"Yes, I saw that as well! Signore Giotto was showing the male around the mansion yes?" another maid said.

"Who would've thought that Signore Giotto's son would visit us?" said the first maid.

"...What?"

The two maids had the shock of their lives when suddenly a male spoke and they saw all 6 advisors of Giotto, who apparently, heard the conversation. All of them were staring at the maids as if they grew a second head. The maids blushed and immediately excused themselves to flee, leaving the advisors to check the credibility of the rumor on their own. And so the search began.

After a while, the advisors found the two in the library. Giotto was leaning on a table while the so-called son was nowhere to be seen.

"Giotto!" G yelled. Giotto looked surprised but nonetheless responded, "Oh! You're back."

"What's this talk going on about your son visiting?" G asked. Giotto looked confused, "What son? I'm not even married!"

"I thought so. I knew you were not the kind of guy to do tha-"

"Hey, what's this? Why is this book saying all those things about stars and the like?" Tsuna said, appearing from one side of the library. "Hm? Let me see." Giotto said approaching the brunette.

While the two were discussing the book, 4 advisors were left gaping at the scene. The other two were just staring.

Then all of a sudden, G marched towards the blonde and put him in a headlock, "Damn you! No son?! Then who the hell is this?!" He yelled at his friend.

"W-wait, seriously, it's a misunderstanding!" Giotto said, trying to explain.

"Who the hell bore him?! Take some goddamn responsibility!" G yelled.

"I never thought that Giotto could bear to do that..."

"I see, so you've changed for the worse..."

"For not taking responsibility for your actions, you're under arrest!"

"Wait, wait, it's a misunderstanding!"

While Giotto and his advisors were busy, Tsuna's bad side reared its ugly head, and Tsuna decided to add fuel to the fire.

"E-eh...? B-but Dad, you said e-earlier that I was indeed your s-son..." Tsuna said, faking tears. He buried his head in his arm to try and smother his laughter but to the others, it seemed like he was trying to wipe away his tears.

Needless to say, Giotto and the others were shocked beyond words.

Giotto was the first one to speak, "B-but, Tsuna, you're a demon! I'm human!" Wrong wording, Giotto. Giotto's words snapped the others back to the world of the living.

"GIOTTO! WHY YOUUU!" "YOU LIAR! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR OWN SON!" "Giotto, I honestly never thought that you were this... This..." A sigh, "The poor boy..." "FOR ABADONMENT AND IRRESPOSIBILITY, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!"

And so, chaos ensued, with Giotto and 5 of his advisors trying to kill him, and Asari trying to comfort a pretend-crying Tsuna, who, internally, was trying hard not to laugh.

Tsuna decided to take it to the next level and said, "I-it's alright, I g-guess I w-will n-never b-be accepted... T-thanks for l-letting me s-stay i-in t-this e-estate, Giotto-san."

Now Giotto was definitely dead, courtesy of all his advisors, even Asari. All of them continuously tried to kill Giotto until they heard laughter. They all looked at the formerly crying brunette who was now laughing heartily, clutching his stomach.

[Now back to original timeline~~]

"So who is this anyway, Giotto?" Lampo asked.

"Demon."

"Giotto," G growled, "you're still saying that?!"

"Oh but Giotto-san is right~ I am a demon." Tsuna said, yawning as his Sin decided to come back. Like with Giotto, Tsuna showed his wings to the others to clear any doubts.

"Wha..." The advisors stared and stared, and stared and stared, and stared and- well, you get the point.

"Guys, stop staring. It looks weird. And Tsuna introduce yourself." Giotto said. Tsuna stood up and complied.

"Hi! I'm Tsunayoshi but just call me Tsuna. I'm the Tartarean Pillar of Sloth, a rank second only to the King of the Tartarean Domain." Tsuna said, then sat down on his seat.

"WHAT?!" They all yelled. "Tsuna, why didn't you tell me you were a high-ranked demon?!" Giotto loudly asked.

They waited for a reply, but none came. They all approached the brunette, only to be shocked to find out the that the brunette was...

Dead

Asleep~

"Hey, wake up dammit!"

XD Lol I dunno what's happening anymore. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed! If you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing, please tell me which is your favorite part~

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