AC: Hello and I so so so so sorry! First reason why I haven't updated is that your stories everywhere are amazing! They distract me from the fact that I a writing to! Second my school and My family have been busy as well! Anyway 2 thing to explain, one is that the reason Arron acted like that in the last is because he was on the train for who knows how long, also train rides mean that if your standing you could be groped! Arron, Disclaimer!

Arron: The copy don't own Durarara! Only the plot, Emily,... and me.

At the School ceremony

Mikado's POV

"Blah blah blah rules blah. Blah blah blah drugs, blah thrown out blah. Blah..." The pig man ranted... Ugh! This is going on for hours that my back is sore! Arron-nii already explained this to me, since he is probably my teacher for Art class! Ha! that reminds me of when Arron-nii told Kida-kun about him being a teacher at our school!

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"OOOOWWW! Arron-san why did you flick me!" Kida-kun whined... again.

"Shut it Masa-chan, you were ranting and I am annoyed by the train. My legs are sore from standing and I was groped! Shut the hell up for Ben's sake!" Arron-nii stat- Wait a second! I knew something was up when he blushed on the train!

"Ben? Don't you mean-" Kida-kun started 'holy $%*& I got to stop him!' I slammed my hand on on his mouth. Hard. Everyone turned to the loud sound. (AC: you all thought the flesh hitting flesh was Arron didn't you! We don't always act on thoughts, don't we?)

"Kida-kun, Don't you dare even end that sentence, I WILL KILL YOU" My words were only heard by him, thank Kami. I was dramatized enough already.

"I should probably mention this Masa-chan, but I'll be a teacher at your school for now on," Arron-nii told Kida kun I knew this already.

"Mffff,mffhhhh! Mffffffhhhmffmmmm!" was all I got from Kida-kun's still covered mouth.

"What, Oh sorry Kida-ku-ohff!" what the?!-

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Ha! That was funny! Hmmm... Now check up on Kida-kun, smiled and wink so hes okay. Huh! my eyes narrowed at one of the teachers, what was he looking at? I followed his gaze to one of the female students, though I could admire the body, why would a teacher be a pedo! he is ogling one of his students! Body or not it's just plain lust! What is with these people!

During Homeroom

Arron's POV

Dressed in a lose black suit with a brown under shirt, a tight sapphire tie, and sleek black boots, other wise known as my school uniform. Loud chatter vibrated from my new classroom. This is going to be a long year. I know it. I don't even have mikado or Masa-chan in Homeroom since I'm a 2nd year teacher. Ugh.. Let's get this over with. With a sigh, I opened and strode through the door stopping at my desk.

"Hello students, I am your teacher, Casper Arron, but you are only allowed to call me Casper-san. Any question before we do assigning seats and row call?"

A black hair with red? eyes and glasses raised her hand. And she's smirked. Yup, she's a trouble maker. Another sigh escaped my lips.

"Yes, Ms.?"

"Orihara Mairu, and why is your surname named after a american children cartoon ghost?" Okay, I'm annoyed now. That question is a bitch to me, and there goes my hope of not having to answer it.

"Well that question... It's because my parent were obsessed over ghosts, like the fentons from Danny Phantom obsessed," absolute silence. "... none of you know what that is, do you?" This is going to be hard- wait didn't Masa-chan mention someone with Orihara as a last name? Oh well.. Any way time to start class!

AC: Hope you like it and the chapter after next is going to be the dreaded question for Shizzy... sorry! The next it the texts between Kanra(Izaya), Setton(Celty), Taro Tanaka(Mikado), and Buraun(Arron)

Also it going to be parody of scenes from Durarara! of what would happen with Arron there!

I don't mind the last name question but Arry doesn't!

Arron: Don't call me Arry, you copy!

AC: But its fun!*pouts and does puppy dog eyes*

Arron: Not gonna work.

AC: AWWW!