More, please review it makes me feel special… Plus I have no life and like reading XD Here's another random drabble… This one is inspired by the first thing I read on here to do with skulduggery, it made me laugh :] But I added more to it. This has no link what so ever to the other story, just a random scribble… Kinda drags on though . :D Reviewwww =]

Fletcherie? :O

Skulduggery had just dropped Valkyrie off at Gordon's estate, she was 18 soon but she spent most of her time sorting out the rooms in the house so they were to her liking, she wasn't going to change ALL the rooms, just the room she'll be staying in and maybe the living room and kitchen.

She also didn't have the keys to her house and her parents had gone out with the reflection, and she stunk worse than a skunk (Hey, that rhymes) so now she needs a shower,

Thanks GOD Skulduggery can't smell anything. She thought whilst searching for a towel, Gordon was rubbish at keeping the necessities in plain view, but he was also rubbish at hiding so it wasn't that hard to find a towel, and her old toy. And her leap-frog playtime laptop, and her mothers brooch, and skulduggery's old glasses.

She waddled into the bathroom hanging the towel on the door handle. She turned on the water and felt it repeatedly until she was pleased with the temperature. The sound of the water made her need a pee so she did that, once she had done so she removed her top and pants, the ones made by Ghastly Bespoke and took off her socks and shoes, her feet were happy with the comfort received from the toilet rug.

*_*Meanwhile*_*

"Hey Val?" Came a voice from the front door, there was no response.

"Val?" He yelled a bit louder… Still nothing.

He pictured what her kitchen looked like and popped in within a second, he searched the area and couldn't see her, but he saw the fridge that was good enough for him, he raided it trying to find some beer or something, she didn't have any.

"Damn you Val!" Fletcher shrieked a bit too high for his liking.

He continued searching the house.

He looked in the room she was going to claim at her and saw that it had neatly laid clothes put across a nicely made bed.

He walked in and examined the clothes, a black plain top with a dark red love heart in the middle, and tight skinny jeans to go with.

To the side of the top was a black and red bra, size 'c', a grin crossed his face. The bra came with matching French knickers. Fletcher giggled and walked out of her room.

(I know it's not hers yet, but I'm still referring to it as that so there!)

He heard the sound of running water then a small 'Uh' sound he walked into the bathroom and….

-Joinded!- (I know its spelt wrong)

"FLETCHER!" Val shrieked, searching for something to cover herself up with. He found her 'work' pants and covered her breasts and attempted to cover her other area with one of the legs.

Fletcher was staring, his jaw dropped down with a large grin across it.

Val threw water at him and he snapped out of it, she had the towel around her now.

"Fletcher, you don't just walk in on people!"

"C-can we talk?"

"Now?"

"Well, ummm, that would be nice for me…"

Val slapped him across the face.

"OW!"

"You deserved it."

"Yeah, you're probably right… But OW! Some b***h slap"

"Fletcher" Val put on her most innocent voice.

"Yeah?"

"GO!"

"I'll be downstairs."

With that Fletcher glanced at her breasts once more and walked out, Val slammed the door closed behind him and walked into the shower.

When she got out she whipped the water remains off her and flung it into the bath.

She walked into her room fast and sat on the bed. She gave off a sigh and looked at her clothes; her bra was on top of her top, she frowned realising she left it next to her top. Fletcher had been here.

She needed to pay him back somehow. She had an idea but she would do that later.

She got her clothes on and some black socks and shoes for her feet and packed her 'work clothes' for when she went home.

"Val!" Fletcher leaped up from the chair he was sitting on and opened his arms for a hug.

"Why did you go in my room?"

"What makes you say I went in your room?"

"My clothes had moved from there original place." She frowned

"Oh yeah, I like your size by the way, I'm surprised your still single."

"You're asking for a punch."

"You're probably right."

Val went to get a snack from the kitchen, but before she could Fletcher popped in front of her, gripping her tightly in a hug.

He gripped her tightly so her breasts would be against his chest.

She lit a flame in her hand and held it near his skin, when he caught on her immediately teleported away, well into the kitchen.

"Fletcher, is there something you want?" Val asked tilting her head.

"Well…. What do you think of me?"

Val took a look of shock but shock her head, she flicked her hand the side and Fletcher was instantly moved from in front of the fridge.

"What do you mean?" She said getting some apple juice.

"What do you think of me in general?"

"Besides the fact that you're a big perv?"

"Well yeah, let's pass that area."

"Well, you're arrogant; self obsessed and need a girlfriend. But other than that I'd say you're OK."

"Well…"

"Well?"

"What if you were my girlfriend?"

She froze and stared at him. Was he being serious? Did he actually want to go out with her?

"Ummm…." She put her juice down and walked back into the living room.

"Ummm?" Fletcher responded trying to get her attention again.

"I haven't considered it."

"You haven't considered dating me? I am the best person you'll ever meet!"

"Ok, now you sound like Skulduggery."

"I hope not."

She gave off a laugh and sat down on and turned the TV on.

-A few hours later… It's about 7.00pm –

They had sat there watching t.v for the past few hours, 7 times Fletcher had tried to pull a move until eventually Val was sitting on the floor.

He was about to say something when Tanith burst in singing gives you hell –All American rejects.

"Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself, where'd it all go wrong? But the list goes on and on!"

"When you see my face hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell!" Val responded, Fletcher sat there puzzled.

"Hey, wanna go out? Me, you, Fletch, and Ghastly?"

"Sure why not. What we doing?"

"Clubbing"

"Now I see why Skull isn't coming."

Fletcher sniggered and teleported to Ghastlys.

Val and Tanith had spent until 8 getting ready.

Val wore denim short shorts and a white tank top. With black shoes.

Tanith wore a black tank top and Dark green shorts.

Both tank tops were extremely tight, increasing the appearance of their breast sizes.

Val called Fletcher and Fletcher and Ghastly had met them outside Gordon's estate. Val had already got the reflection to cover for her at home so it was OK.

When Ghastly saw Tanith he immediately couldn't stop staring. Fletcher held Val's hand and the teleported to the back of a night club.

Ghastly had bought Tanith a few drinks and it wasn't to long until she was tipsy and Ghastly was dancing with her to the music. He was wearing his disguise so he looked sort-of normal, Fletcher had been buying Val 1 or 2 drinks so she wasn't tipsy but she was close to it. He hadn't gelled his hair so it gave off a 'fit emo' style. Val liked that style.

"Wanna dance?" Fletcher asked Val as she finished her second drink.

"Sure." She accepted Fletchers hand that he offered and they went onto the floor waiting for the next song. The song that played was 'Girl at the rock show –Blink 182' Val loved this song and began dancing immediately, Fletcher joined her, after a few minutes the song slowed and the DJ announced that he was going to slow things down for the couples. Val hadn't noticed and was sitting on the floor singing a telly-tubbies remix.

"I hate you, you hate me, we're a bahad family… 50 bullets to the head, sorry kids but Lala's dead… Lala died, Dipsey cried, Po committed suicide, Tinky-Winky crashed a plane… The telly-tubbies are insane!" (IgglePiggleScaresMe came up with it, I robbed it from her! ) She had drunk a bit more in between the songs. So now she was drunk.

"Knock, Knock, knocking on heavens dooooor" came a voice from the speaker.

She sat up and Fletcher offered a dance again, she accepted.

She slowly swayed her keeping his hand on her upper back, then slowly lowered it to her lower back /upper bum, and twirled her, Val giggled and spun back into him, he had her in a position as if he was cradling her. He spun her around again and held her close.

He looked over and saw Tanith and Ghastly dancing, well it was Ghastly trying to hold Tanith up, and Tanith… being Tanith.

He dipped Val down as the guitar solo hit; he swung her to the side as she giggled. Her black hair swerved around under her, nearly on the floor. As the vocals came back in, Fletcher swooped her up and spun her back out, when she returned he was cradling her again.

"You're light on your feet." He whispered.

"You're better than I thought."

He spun her out and let her come in close, towards the end of the song Fletcher spoke.

"Val…"

"Yeah?" She said enjoying the swaying.

"I love you."

She giggled and looked at him, still swaying.

He leaned in to kiss her, she lent forward and their lips made contact, her lips tasted of cherry and what ever she had been drinking.

"Oh-Wo-oh-yeeeee-EE-yeaaaaahhhh" came the voice from the song.

They broke their lips apart and Val giggled.

Ghastly approached with Tanith clinging to his foot.

"Fletch… She isn't gonna let go of my leg, and I can't carry her all the way home, can you help?"

Fletcher laughed and they walked towards the back of the pub, Tanith and Ghastly attracting more attention then needed.

Fletcher grabbed Val's hand and help Ghastlys arm, within seconds they were outside Ghastlys shop, then they were inside Val's bedroom.

Fletcher grabbed Val by the waist and began to kiss her; she began giggling like mad and sat on the floor.

"Now you're being awkward." He said kneeling down to her height.

She poked his forehead… "POKED!" She scrambled to her feet but slipped and fell on the bed.

Fletcher laughed and sat next to her, staring at her breasts, although Val was drunk she still knew what she was doing and slapped him.

"Ouch." He frowned.

"Hehehehehe" He realised that she was in a giggly mood and tickled her until she kicked him off.

He rolled on his back and then walked towards the door.

"Don't go!" She pouted.

"What shall I do here?"

(A bit of M here…)

She giggled madly again then poked his belly and sat on the floor. He came over to her and picked her up. He placed her on the bed and she fell back, he could see her black bra escaping through her top.

He lied next to her and popped underneath her so she was lying on him. She sat up and looked at him. He began to kiss her and she let him.

He pulled her top up and broke the kiss for a second to remove the top, and then they were at it again.

He pulled her arms out of her bra and lowered it around her waist.

There was a knock on the door and Skulduggery barged in, seeing the edges of Val's breasts and Fletcher underneath her.

Muwahahahahahahahaha Now it's over… You can go back to your life… ONLY after reviewing or I shall send my kitten to eat you!

I might come up with a part two, only after I read the heart warming commented you will leave :D

~FiFi ~ - ~~~~~~It's a cool line thing :]