so the boy with the weird hat and the little monsters he put in his pocket and makes them brutally fight other monsters for his sick amusement was hitching a ride with this space person and his dog engineer thing and he be like "you monster ama enslave ya" and he imprisoned him in one of his magic balls. so now he be like we in this cantina in space with monster alien and stuff, so he sees this robot and he like "im looking for, emm, this talking monster cat and his rocket team, rocket."
so like the robot is like "why the hell can i understand you you petty human? this makes no sense, why all of us speak English? and how the hell does the shiny laser baton work? that is physically impossible!" but the kid was like bitch you boring i need to find the rocket so he grabs this like laser sword and like kills the robot with his fist.
so like he gets a ride to space again and he sees the rocket reaching this huge metal sphere, that is a huge space ship and is called a star when a star needs to be burning and much larger, and i mean death star, that sounds SO FUCKING DUMB. so he be like i need to be in that and the pilot, which is by the way a total jerk and an idiot says like k and he drops him in the huge place and like there is this blue wooden telephone box and then like this one robot beeps and this other robot that is similar be like "exterminate" and he kills like space roaches, but the kid b like "that's terrible! you cant just kill shit! you need to make it fight your enslaved monsters!" and then the entire place flashes in black and white and the kid lets one of his monsters out and its this huge stone worm and the robot says "where the hell are we?! where is everyone else?! how come that monster is made of stone? and how can it fit into this ball? are these balls bigger on the inside?! and does that mean that they are not heavy even thou this stone worm inside?! da fuck?!" and the kid be like "monster attack him with your iron tail!" and the huge worm like makes its tail glow and the robot hits him with laser and the worm disintegrates.
and then like this dude with a black helmet comes in but like sees the fight and just slowly backs away and the robot is like "how the hell did i do that!? what the fuck?! this is not sci-fi! I need a doctor!" and then Zsigmond Froid appears with a samurai sword in a yellow jumpsuit and he be like "I wanna have sex with all the moms!" and then he kills the space roaches and like what?!
Next time on this very very bad fanfic
what do you mean i have no money?
the princes is in another deathstar!