After that really h o t sex session, Sora and his clones decided to go to the ice cream store for Roxas and Xion's ice cream needs. Ice cream is basically like oxygen to them at this point. They decided to just buy a huge ass ice cream bucket and eat it at their house.
Once they reach their house-a 4 floor pet house with two pools-they begin sitting at the couch. Sora could never be happier. Just sitting here chilling with his 'clones' after some hot kinky sex. That thought didn't exactly last long though. It was quickly replaced by a concerning thought about Riku, Kairi, and most importantly... Shrek.
Now you see, Sora and Shrek have been dating each other ever since the fire nation attacked. They met when Shrek just got divorced with Fiona. Sora let a single tear fall down his face at the thought of Shrek founding out about his forbbiden relationship with his 'clones'. As much as he loves his 'clones', he definetly still loves Shrek too. Shrek was the first person he lost his virginity too after all.
Seeing his other half all sad, Roxas quickly sat beside him. Comforting him. "Hey what's wrong?" He said. Sora sniffed and sobbed. He really r e a l l y didn't want his friends/lovers to get involved in this Shrek bussiness. "I-it's nothing." He says, though he hesitates a bit with saying the 'nothing' part.
"Oh! I know. Why don't we all have a round two? That will cheer you up!" Xion beamed. As much as Sora is thristing for hot pshysical contact, the thought of betraying Shrek still lingers in his mind. "Nah. I'm good." He was walking towards the door as soon-
"WHAT R U DOININ MAH SWAMP?!" It was Shrek...