"No Need For Umbridge" aka "Another Bitch Under Fudge"
Miranda Shadowind

A/N: The original title was changed to a secondary one as per the suggestion of a friend. For those who don't know, MoM stands for "Ministry of Magic," naturally.

THE SCENE: Hogwarts Entrance Hall, during Fred and George's escape in Book Five.

FRED:
We don't need no education
We don't need no MoM control

GEORGE:
No High Inquis'tor pushing decrees
Umbridge leave Hogwarts alone

BOTH:
Oy, Umbridge, leave Hogwarts alone!
All in all she's just another bitch under Fudge
All in all you're just another bitch under Fudge

[FRED and GEORGE fly off, and the scene changes to the days ahead. The rest of the lyrics are sung as a Voice Over by the remaining students (save the Inquisitorial Squad) and Peeves as they revolt.]

STUDENTS AND PEEVES:
We don't need no interference
We don't need no Ministry Toad

HARRY:
No masochism in detention

STUDENTS AND PEEVES:
Umbridge leave Hogwarts alone
Oy, Umbridge, leave Hogwarts alone!
All in all she's just another bitch under Fudge
All in all you're just another bitch under Fudge