Wow...after six months, this is all i can manage?

But I do thank all of you who have stuck by my side!

This does not apply to new readers: Okay so first thing first: I was rereading the other chappies of TA and I nearly had a heart attack-they were utterly pathetic, so I used my time today to rewrite the other chapters into this one: I know it is completely different, but I think it is much better than a dragging story. I mean i was on like ch. 4 and we still hadn't gotten to the main thing!

I apologize! But now I have written this chapter, I actually have a plot written out in a sort of four square plan

Disclaimer: DNON

The Assignment ReWrite Chapter 2

Ino was a bitch. Shikamaru was a loser. Naruto was annoying. And Hinata was the faithful side kick to Naruto. Over all they all sucked. Because of them I was left alone with him in his amazing car.

It had been so obvious that we had been set up; so ridiculously obvious, and now I had to refrain myself from smacking my head at the lack of notice. It sucked sitting next to him in silence.

Even though I sat as close to the window as I possibly could, and farthest away from him, I felt as if the proximity was too closes. I stared outside at the pouring rain. There was a sudden skid and we came to a stop.

I looked at him in surprise, almost glad for the reason to talk, "What's wrong?"

He tried to turn the car on and when it didn't he paused to say, "The car won't start."

Now what? What was I supposed to do? He-llo we were broken up! We weren't supposed to remain together alone for a long amount of time.

We sat in silence for about five minutes not knowing what to say. "Uh… umm…" I nearly kicked myself for sounding so unintelligent. "Err…so now what?" Great, finally we can talk, and all I can manage is stuttering?

He moved his head up from his previous position to look at me, "Can't do anything," he shrugged.

I huffed feeling rather annoyed at his answer. Even I could see that we were stuck. I looked up to see his annoyed face and I felt the familiar flash of want. Before I did something stupid, like jumping into his lap and kissing him senseless, I opened the door and stepped out in the pouring rain ignoring Sasuke's inquiry. I began walking towards my dorm though it was a few miles a way, it beat being with Sasuke…Didn't it?

I barely made it a few steps before his hand grabbed mine. "Let go," I said in a bitterly dangerous voice. When he didn't, I repeated myself "I said let me go." He still didn't and I tried tugging my hand out of the grip that had held me many times. He didn't relent, and I actually found myself enjoying the special attention I was receiving from him. He was so much closer to me than he had been all week.

We stood there a few moments in the rain, him holding my hand, in silence. With a resigned sigh I turned to face him directly and his lips met mine, and without hesitation I kissed him back.

"Why?" I murmured shivering. He pulled me closer to him.

"Because…" His hand traveled up to push a wet lock of hair off my face.

"Because?" I was slowly turning to jelly.

"Because…you're so annoying." My eyes snapped open to find that familiar small playful smirk on his face, but before I could retort, his lips were on mine, stopping any comment from escaping my lips.

We were back together.

Yes!

Hatake Kakashi was strangely a couple therapist. It was strange to see this man as one for he preferred to hide from someone if seen in public.

There were many things people complained about. He was late, did things in his own accord. But to his favor, he was a damn good therapist. Every couple he had come across with a problem, he had been able to solve. His way of solving problems wasn't like the therapist across the street or in the next city; it was rather unusual and almost always effective. His ego, he was told, was rather big.

He would choose his clients, and was very picky. He had refused many of the couples who had come in for therapy. He was not going to deal with the "he won't help with the dishes!" or the "she keeps on accusing me of cheating!"

His analytical uses weren't going to be wasted on a couple whose problems were small and trivial. No, he was looking for a challenge.

He chuckled and walked into Iruka's room. His keen eye jumped to couple in the back off the room. For some reason, he was drawn to the happy perky pink haired girl who had her arm wrapped around a sullen raven haired boy. Just from the looks of it, he knew they were a couple based on trouble. And besides it was also another couple he could use his intriguing experiment…and it would get them off his hands. He walked in there to hear Iruka's voice reprimanding the two for PDA. "Haruno! Hands to yourself! Kakashi was drawn; there was something about them that made them an interesting subject.

And sure enough, when he confronted Iruka, he found that the couple was ridiculous. They seemed to break up more times then the amount of fingers he had. When they did, Iruka told him, there was none of the let's be friends bull crap, it was hate. And while Iruka rambled on about how annoying they were, Hatake Kakashi decided that Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura would be perfect his new project.

He stood up abruptly and said in that easy going tone of his, "Tell the two to visit my office after your class," and with that he left, leaving a bewildered Iruka behind.

"Uchiha, Haruno, see me after class," he told the two students wearily as he passed by them, ignoring the apparent sign of hand holding.

As soon as Iruka turned his back, Sakura faced Sasuke, hissing, "What did you do now?" He rolled his eyes.

She tapped her foot nervously and drummed her fingers impatiently on the desk; she had never gotten a "stay after class," in her life. "Calm down," Sasuke muttered to her.

She wrinkled her nose at him. She continued tapping her feet until class ended. She grabbed her bag and pushed him in front of her, not wanting to meet her teacher's wrath. He walked calmly in front of her with his hands in his pocket, "Iruka," he acknowledged. Iruka sensei didn't look up from his paper work and handed him the paper telling them to meet Kakashi in room 069 at 3:30.

"Heehee! Room 69 eh? Wonder what goes on in there?" Naruto suggested wiggling his eyebrows.

"N-Naruto-kun!" Hinata flushed.

He was late. She should have known he'd be late. She had heard complaints about his timing all over campus so why should this have been a different case.

It was 3:58 and Hatake Kakashi still wasn't in his office. Sakura looked over at her bored boyfriend and sighed. Sometimes the silence was so aggravating. She could never fully figure out why he liked it so much.

She stopped pacing around the room and turned her annoyed eye at him. She took a deep breath before she began her rant, "Ugh…How can someone be so late? Isn't he supposed to be a teacher or s-" The door opened.

"Ahh…Sorry, I was helping an old lady cross the street," the man offered a smile that was hidden behind a mask. Was he…serious? She was torn in between forgiving him and accusing him of lying. And what the heck? He did not look anything like the man she had heard he was. He was HOT!

She shook her head and fought the blush beginning to stain her cheeks. Sasuke saw this and glared at the back of her head.

He waved his hands and said, "Well, now that we all are here, shall we begin this couple therapy?" She sweat dropped.

"C-Couple therapy?"

His eyes widened almost on cue and she wondered if he had this all planned out, "Didn't Iruka tell you?" From the looks of it, "I'm assuming he didn't! But that's no problem! Because I am here to fix your relationship!"

Sasuke scowled. Was he mad? Their relationship was just fine. Sure they had a break up here and their, but like healthy couple they had their disagreements.

Sakura on the other hand perked up, "Oh! That's just wonderful! We could use a little help, right Sasuke?" She turned to look at him with wide innocent eyes.

He rolled his eyes, "Whatever." She looked surprised and turned back to Kakashi to give him a wide smile.

Kakashi smiled and scribbled onto a piece of paper, the boyfriend seems to be insanely jealous-and radiates an aura of hate. He pulled out a questionnaire and handed one to Sasuke and one to Sakura, "Please fill these out to the best of your abilities."

Sakura took one look at her paper and turned red. Her eyes had immediately jumped to the section labeled "Sex Life" and the question underneath it said, "Are you satisfied with the size of your partner's penis?" And the one at the end made her heart stop beating.

She yelped and held the paper out, "You can't be serious?!"

Sasuke gave her the look that clearly said crazy. She handed Kakashi the paper and shouted, "How is asking me if my Icha Icha Paradise subscription is updated going to help us?! I don't even read that stuff!"

"Oops! I suppose I gave you the wrong paper!" He handed Sakura the other paper and looked down to see if she wrote anything under "physical description" he frowned, she didn't.

Sakura frowned and saw the orange book hidden beneath a stack of papers. Ugh. To think she had thought this man was mysteriously hot.

She moved from her chair in front of Kakashi and sat next to Sasuke on the couch. She took one look over at Sasuke and saw that he had crumpled up the paper and had thrown it in the trash bin. She sweat dropped. She, on the other hand, would actually do this thing properly. After all, they could use a little therapy.

The door opened and two kids walked in-one girl and one boy. The girl looked about six and the boy eight. Sakura looked closely at the boy whose eyes were glued to hers and saw a vague resemblance, "Hey! He looks like you!" Kakashi smiled.

"Yes, this is my niece, Hana and my nephew, Akiko, and their mother has left them here for a month to visit" he gestured to the children.

Sasuke raised his eyebrows as if to ask, "And I care why?"

Sakura, being the more verbal of the two, questioned the reasoning as to why kids were present at her therapy session.

"Funny you should ask! This is part of my new couple theory! Married couples with kids have a better relationship than the ones without, so as a result, I have figured that young couples' relationships would show significant improvement with kids in their lives!" Kakashi's eyes were shining.

And this is the beginning to the strange couple therapying-okay honestly i have no idea what goes on in a couple therapy, so if there is a website that tells me and you know of one please send it to me! I tried looking it up...nothing useful came up.

Thank You!

Sasusaku779!