Disclaimer: I own nothing, except a computer.
All Kim Possible and related characters are owned by the Disney corporation, which, contrary to common believe, I do not own.
A/N: Thanks for the reviews you sent me (you know who you are). Well, no more fuss, lets get on with the story.
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Chapter 2
Drakken was working on his latest invention, still irritated by the fact that he never got a chance to use the attitudenator, when he heard a whooshing sound.
Looking up, he saw Shego wearing an apron and vacuuming the lair.
"Uh, Shego… What are you doing?"
Shego switched off the vacuum. "It's such a mess here, I thought I should clean up a little."
"Uh, right…" Drakken was a bit dumbfounded by Shego's newfound passion for cleaning, "Anywho… At last, it is complete! The sonic annihilator!"
"Oh, it's purple, that's so cute," Shego cooed.
"Purple? Please, it's plum. Makes it more user friendly… wait, you like purple?"
"Yeah, it's so cute," Shego looked closer at the device. "What does it do?"
"If I turn this knob, it generated cascading sonic pulses…"
"Oooh, you can use it to shake chocolate milk," Shego ran to the kitchen to get the ingredients.
"What? No no," Drakken called Shego back, "it's for evil uses, like earthquakes." Drakken turned the knob all the way up, causing the device to shake heavily and send small quakes throughout the lair.
Shego immediately turned off the machine. "Watch out, that thing is dangerous. Someone could get hurt."
"That's kind of the point Shego, don't you think?"
Shego gasped. "Dr. Drakken, you can't do that. Here, let me make you some chocolate milk, it's soothing."
"Fine, make me some chocolate milk," Drakken sighed. "Come to think of it, I'd like a nice cup of coco moo."
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The Kimmunicator showed a projection of the attitudenator.
"It should be easy turning Shego back to normal," Wade took a sip of his soda, "as long as this thing kept her good side."
"Shego has one of those?" Kim frowned.
"Not anymore," Wade smiled, "this device was designed to suck up all her good and bad energies, and only put back the evil part."
Kim rolled her eyes. "Who comes up with this stuff?"
"I'll start crunching the data and let you know what I find." Wade pressed a key and closed the connection.
"What's going on Kim?" Ron asked as he joined her at the table.
"Not much," Kim looked at Ron's leather jacket. "So you're still doing your 'bad boy' impression?"
"I though I give it one more try. You know, maybe the ladies have to get adjusted to…"
"Hold that thought," Kim interrupted, "I want to get the last piece of pie." Kim quickly stood up and walked to the counter of the cafeteria, just in time to see Bonnie take the last piece of the pie.
"Too bad you weren't quick enough K," Bonnie sneered.
Instead of getting tweaked by Bonnie's comment, Kim put on a big smile and wrapped her arm around the tanned girl.
"Say Bonnie, I know we've been rivals for a long time," Kim's voice was sugar sweet, "but don't you want to be my friend?"
Bonnie looked suspicious at the redhead. "What are you talking about?"
"You know, as my friend you can give me the last piece of pie," Kim's tone started to get threatening, "and being my friend insures your safety."
"What, are you like, bullying me?" Bonnie sneered, "you think I'm afraid of your supposed sixteen styles of kung fu?"
"Of course not," Kim's voice turned sugar sweet again, "you don't have to be afraid of that, but you should be afraid of the more than twenty ways of hurting you without any outward sign I know." To prove her point, Kim struck her finger in Bonnie's side, straight into a sensitive nerve point.
Bonnie gasped in sudden pain and stared at Kim, for the first time since Kim had walked up to her she looked in her rival's eyes, and what she saw scared her more than her sisters combined could have ever done.
"S-sure, you can have my pie," Bonnie stuttered shakily, "I'd love to be your friend."
"Great, glad we have settled that." Kim walked away contented.
"Kim?" Ron asked. "Stranger than usual."
"Oh this?" Kim sat down and began eating her pie. "Just a little experiment."
"You and Bonnie… friends?" Ron looked at Rufus. "Okay, we just entered the freak zone."
Kim looked at Ron suspiciously. "So, you claim to be the bad boy, but you can't handle me?"
"No, but I can," suddenly Kim was grabbed by Mr. Barkin and dragged out into the hall. "I hear you've been threatening Miss Rockwaller? No bullying goes unpunished under my watch Possible. One month of detention!"
"Hey, now wait a minute. You can't punish me because Bonnie said I bullied her." Kim struck her finger at Mr. Barkin's chest, "I was just trying to become friends with her. And besides, I haven't seen you do anything against bullying in D-hall, what about that?"
Barkin was struck silent by Kim's comment, knowing full well that bullying in D-hall still went on.
"Fine, I guess it's settled then," Kim walked away from the large man.
Wade had seen the whole happening from Kim's computer in her locker. "Wow, what's up with Kim?"
"I don't know," Ron frowned, "maybe my 'bad boy' act is rubbing off on her."
Rufus shook his head, trying to make sense of things.
"Can you keep an eye on Kim for me?" Ron asked. "Perhaps you have her chipped?"
Wade gasped. "You know about the chips?"
"Chips?" Ron frowned. "What are you talking… wait a minute, you had me chipped all the time?"
Wade blushed and brought his hand to his neck. "Well… uh… Kim and I talked about the ethical ramifications and all that and…"
"Ok, too many school words," Ron interrupted. "Do you have her chipped, and can you keep an eye on her?"
"Yeah," Wade gave a lopsided grin.
"Great, thanks." Ron smiled as he closed the locker door.
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A/N: As some of you have noticed, I'm sticking mainly to the outline of the episode 'Bad Boy', in the coming chapter I will start to divert from that. But it will still be a 'what if' scenario, so you will see many parts of the episode pass (although in a somewhat different matter).
