Gintoki woke up one night...
Sa-chan was in the shower.
Meanwhile Kyuubei was walking by Sa-chan house, in Edo
She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!
Suddenly, Gintoki walked in.
As Gintoki was undressed by the girls, he examined them carefully
"You know, i never noticed how firm and big your breasts are!"
"Why dont you feel them"
"Can I feel more?"
"you can pleasure us, while we watched and feel eachover...we need a big strong man like you to forfill us" .
This went on for 6 hours, before the girls got tired.
"thank you"
"Dont mention it"
Kyuubei turned the h0t shower off, and they all walked into the living room.
Gintoki' put his cloaths on, but Kyuubei and Sa-chan stayed naked.
"What did you come here for anyway?"
"Oh, yes, i came here to tell you Kagura has returned, and i need your help to defeat him"
"ok, we will get our cloaths on and follow you on your epic quest!"
"Wed do anything for you snuggems."
"ok lets go!"
"ok"
"ok!"
"ok!"
And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest.
I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful Kyuubei and snarkly kondo. Smart and clever Sa-chan and... and takasugi.
I too had heard of takasugi and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him
But here he stood before me, stretching and gesturing at drawings on the wall. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.
And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him.
"We should defeat Kagura," takasugi said.
"I agree," said Gintoki, "but I'm not sure."
"We can use your new friend," said takasugi. "Kagura doesn't know Kyuubei. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
"But Kyuubei is still very inexperienced," said Gintoki, "And I worry about her."
"Don't worry," said takasugi, "I know Kyuubei can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.
In the corners of my eyes I saw Gintoki stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, he walked away.
I walked after Gintoki and said: "What's wrong?"
"Nutting" Gintoki said but I didn't believe him.
"No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things."
"You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Gintoki and sighed. He then said: "You know my past, right?"
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes."
"Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." Gintoki said. A single tear rolled down his cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
"And I feared,' Gintoki said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at takasugi like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?"
"But I do!"
'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Gintoki said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Kagura if you won't be with me?"
"Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing.
But then, then Gintoki leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
So they snuck into the Kagura's lair. It was dark and there were midly un-nice things on the walls.
Through the not very well lit and slightly unpleasent corridors of the lair's naughty rooms they went with outmost silence and skill. They sneaked past all the guards who had been turned into unfriendly bears by Kagura's new invention. And this would also happen to the whole world if they wouldn't be able to steal the Wondering Well from Kagura's hands!
They went down the corridors and up the large majestic stairways made of bones and jewls of all shapes and sizes sprinkled with saffron.. One of the corridors led towards a great hall where in the middle of the hall stood a pedestal with a treassure chest on top and on that a red velvet pillow upon which laid a white silk finely woven cloth. And on that laid the Wondering Well.
Gintoki knew that he had to use his Trolling to get the Wondering Well but it would explode if he didnt believe in himself enough. Kyuubei inhaled firmly and wondered if Gintoki could pull it off. takasugi stood ready with his weapon in his hand . Gintoki concentrated firmly and then carefully but powerfully unleashed his Trolling.
It worked! The shielding around the Wondering Well desolved like knife though hot butter. It was amazing how Gintoki's use of Trolling was effective against Kagura's inconceivable powers.
Unfortunately for our plunky heroes, it wasn't enough
"GRRRRRrr" said a creapy voice. Everyone quickly turned to face the entrance of the hall where the voice came from.
It was Kagura! And she looked even less humane as before. She had used the power of the Wondering Well to transform into a horrific tragedy of a humanoid.
"Ha! Are you surprised by my new looks?" She said. "It is amazing! The powers I have now are beyond your comprehension!"
"My comprehension is really good," retorted Gintoki and Gintoki's friends looked proud.
"Hahaha of course yours is. But are you able to comprehend the future of this world? I bet you aren't that smart after all. I will rule the world now, you see and there is nothing you can do to stop me!"
"But," said Kagura with a lower tone, "even though you are not as smart as I am, you are surprisingly capable so I wish to make this offer: join me and we can rule this world together!"
"Never in a million billion years!" screamed Gintoki!
"Think about it, Gintoki, you can now still save your friends! Make them stop mutate ebefore I release my powers!"
Gintoki was now frightened. He wanted to keep Kyuubei, kondo, Sa-chan and takasugi alive but he could not get Kagura get away with it! But then he remembered: Kagura no longer had the Wondering Well! She was powerless!
But as if Kagura could read his mind, Kagura spoke: "Oh and your scheme to steal the Wondering Well? I no longer need it! I have gained all the power from it that I need in order to mutate everyone in the whole world! But not that you even considered going against me, I will destroy you. Such a shame, we could be such good...friends."
"Gintoki would never be friends with you!" said Sa-chan
"It is too late now anyway, said Kagura, my plan is active now and I will give you the best place to enjoy it: from your prison cell!"
Kagura laughed and said to her guards: "lead them to my dungeon where you will suffer for all eternity in agony .
But Gintoki had not forgotten his Trolling. With the stealth and strenght that he learned from his previous adventures, he winked and unleashed the Trolling.
Kagura had not expected that. She thought she had trapped Gintoki and his friends and managed to demoralise them so much they would not resist.
"Arggg!" Kagura said. Her guards did not know what to do. Their leader was too weak against this onslaught. What could they do against that sort of might? So they all fled!
"Argh, noooo!" Kagura extrapolated, "I was soo close to ultimate power!"
Seeing Gintoki succesfully attack Kagura, Sa-chan and kondo also attacked Kagura!
"Arigh, no, noooo!"
"I will unleash my final power!" Kagura said and raised her arms to the sky and started hissing an evil curse.
But Gintoki was too quick. He ran towards Kagura and hit Kagura in the tummy. She was knocked out instantly. Everyone was happy and everyone was cheering for Gintoki who had avoided the apocalypse! And now they all went home and wait until their next adventure!