Author's note: This is basically a one-shot. Kingdom Hearts is the property of Disney/Square Enix. This is written for humorous reasons, and I apologize if I offend anyone in this. Please R&R. Or, submit your own, and see them on the list below…anything, because there is only so much that I can think of.
You might have been playing Kingdom Hearts too long if…
(Part 2)
1. You try to perform like Demyx every time you play Guitar Hero.
2. You spend hours trying to beat Sephiroth, only to see if you can copy his moves in real life.
3. Your hero is Ansem
4. Every time you visit the supermarket, you ask for potions, ethers, etc.
5. The only way to make you get out of bed in the morning is to say "I'm gonna pull a Donald and shock you if you don't get up."
6. You keep asking your best friend if he enjoyed his trip in the darkness after he comes back from vacation.
7. You keep trying to turn useless twigs into Keyblades.
8. You have ever said that you have defeated the strongest boss at a job interview.
9. You decide to call your children Sora, Kairi, and Riku.
10. Your hero is Riku…when he is actually in the form of Xehanort's heartless.
11. Every time you go to the doctor, you claim that you have been taking a lot of potions to keep your HP up.
12. You keep wondering if Xemnas could defeat Darth Vader.
13. You insist that the only way for your girlfriend to stay with you is to make sure her heart is always protected.
14. You stay in the light to make sure no heartless come around…which gets kinda hard at night.
15. At the first sign of a battle, you keep trying to summon the Keyblade. After you lose, you wonder if it has forsaken you.
That's all I have time for…at least for now. If you have any ideas or reasons why someone may have played too long, feel free to send them to me, and I'll try my best to put them into the next installment. Thanks for watching…I mean reading.