Shinri's Note: Another update minnaa! Hahaha, I decided to publish another chaptie today. I'm in a good mood! Heyyya! :)

Enjoy~!

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Note: Wrong grammars ahead. :)

Chapter Two. Birds and Kisses

Erza's P.O.V

It was a week already since we started dating. Shit, that guy was annoying as ever. He brought me a popcorn, but he ate it. We ate at a restaurant, but can't eat because he's busy playing his Flappy Bird who caused ruckus in the restaurant. Because of how mad he was of that stupid bird, he called his assistant to buy a bird in the pet store and he just fucking stabbed it with some knife on the table. And you know what? IN MY FRONT. The blood was spilling out from the bird's body while he stabbed it more, causing a shit came to my face. I just wiped it with a tissue but IT GOT WORSER! I just remained there, until he stopped and looked at the mess he made. He saw me, soaked with bird's blood and he just wiped it with a tissue. That's not quite a scene.

He's lucky when I never beat him up, because of that rule. If that rule doesn't exist, he probably had some dead bloody bird on his mouth, and a knife who was in his front, waiting for him to die. Wait, what's the punishment when I don't obey it? Hmm.. I ask him this afternoon. I was walking now (with him) holding hands, and the girls just glared at me. We walked to the same class, and took the seat in the back together.

"What the actual fuck Fullbuster?! Did you just date the girl who asked you to be your girlfriend?! Hahahaaha!"

I just glared at Natsu. Natsu Dragneel, his bestfriend and enemy. Whenever Natsu tease him, he teases him back. Causing a fight like Mayweather and Pacquiao, but more bigger than that fight. They almost broke a classroom, and because of that, they had detention for 1 month. Quite long, ne?

"Shut your fucking mouth, flameshit. She's my girlfriend. My LIFETIME girlfriend, if you dare."

The class became silent, and turned their heads to the one and only Juvia who was on the door, shocked, and about to cry hard that he lost his 'Gray-sama'.

"G-gray-sama! You betrayed me! You said you will love me forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever..."

And here goes on, count the dots and you will know how many times she said that 'ever and ever'. The girls came to join in her tear party. They cried as well. The other girls, like, Lucy, Mirajane (Yes, she saw me.), Levy, Bisca, Cana (Who was drinking beer from god-who-knows-where-that-booze-fucking-came-from), and Jenny (The captain of the cheer squad) just smiled and mind their own businesses. And me, trying to be closer to Gray and holding his hand (Just a physical extraordinary lie). Gray looked at me, and our face became closer and closer. I was just going to slap his shitty face when lips shut me up. My eyes was like circle, and my face was redder than my hair. No, FUCKING SHIT NO!

He stole my f-first kiss.. And not an ordinary HE! He who was Gray Fullbuster, an IDIOT FACED HUMAN!

Somehow, I realized, first kiss was EXTREMELY IDIOTIC at all.

S/N: Here yah minna! Thank you for reading this! (Even though, Erza is extremely OUT OF CHARACTER) Sorry!

More chapters to come! Stay tuned! :)

-Shinri~