Chapter 2- Well this was unexpected…
I still am a disclaimer of Ouran and the song used in this chapter and songs used in other chapters (Damn you cruel world!) Rating may change due to my perverted mind on future chapters XD lmao
Okay! On with the story then!
After trying to get Yumi more calm so they could actually talk to her without having to use dolls and her biting their heads off (literally you should see the dolls =w=").
"H-have you calmed down y-yet Yumi-chan" Tamaki said from behind the other couch with an animated sweat-drop. A low type lion mixed with tiger growl was the only thing that could be heard emitting from the dark aura surrounding the once green now deadly yellow eyes.
"I-I'll take that as a no" he said then sinking back behind the couch scared for his life.
"Tama-chan! I have to go pee but I'm scared" whined honey.
"Don't worry honey-sempai she probably won't hurt you so just go~" Tamaki reassured him but a little doubtful.
"Ahhhh~~" Was the sigh of relief that came from honey's mouth and the whole host club froze.
"He, he didn't "started Hikaru
"But oooh I think he did" finished Kaoru.
"What?" Honey asked cutely, "Tama-chan said to just go" He smiled.
"OH DEAR GOD HE REALLY DID!" The whole host club said together (yup even Mori and Kyoya).
The host's started retreating from behind the couch only to remember the demon beast that sat on the other couch not to far from them.
"Hold on I know how to handle this" Kyoya said taking a puppy out from his school bag.
'Where the fuck did he get that?' thought the host club members curiously not even wanting to know anymore after thinking about it. Kyoya walked up to her and waved the puppy in her face, her eyes soon went back to green and the dark aura lifted as she grabbed the puppy and started rolling on the ground with it.
"Who's a cute wittle puppy? You are yes you are~!" she talked to it like it was a baby while the host members stared at her in disbelief and then at Kyoya with anger.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT 40 MINUTES AGO?" The twins yelled in unison.
"Simple" he started pushing up his glasses (weirdo XD) "I thought it would be fun to see how she would be after the scream" he then finished and everyone just shook their heads.
They found that playing with the puppy wore her out so she fell asleep next to it.
"Personally I like her better asleep than awake" Tamaki said, scared when she moved, then sighed of relief when she stopped.
"Same here boss" the twins agreed nodding. Haruhi looked at 'His' (*Cough cough* Her *Cough cough*) Watch "Oh shoot! I have to get stuff for dinner so I've gotta go, I'm trusting her, sadly I feel bad for her, with you guys. Do not do anything that will make me have to hurt you eternally and put you in a coma then when you wake up BAM! Back in a coma then when you wake up you won't know where I am then I'll l come out of the shadows with a baseball bat and put you right back in that coma" she stated then running out the door.
"Has anyone noticed my daughter is getting violent, Oh mommy what are we to do with her?" Tamaki whined to Kyoya.
"I don't kn—"He was cut off by the sound of yawning and someone saying 'Mommy? Did you make bacon?'
"Oh dear god! The beast has awoken! Get the gear quick!" the twins yelled crazily putting buckers on their heads and getting mops as weapons. Yumi just rolled her eyes and stood up noticing the puppy was gone her eyes saddened for a second but then went back to normal as she looked around.
"What happened to mister feminemity, feminenemity, feminine" she said finally getting the word right.
"Oh 'Him' he left not too long ago" Tamaki replied a bit happy that Yumi wasn't in Satan mode anymore.
"Hey is that a grand piano?" Yumi asked pointing the piano by the window.
"Why yes, yes it is" the host club said exception of Mori who just nodded silently.
"Would you like to try it out, I mean you must be a beginner but its easy to learn if you need help with the piano then ask me" Tamaki said going princely again.
"Umm yea sure let's go with that" she replied scratching the back of her head. She walked over to the piano and scanned it with her fingers lightly, she sat down and closed her eyes thinking of a song to play and it came to her. She decided to start playing "If I Die Young" by "The Band Perry", she also started singing.
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Uh oh, uh oh
Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother
She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors, oh and
Life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no
Ain't even grey, but she buries her baby
The sharp knife of a short life, well
I've had, just enough time
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
The sharp knife of a short life, well
I've had, just enough time
And I'll be wearing white, when I come into your kingdom
I'm as green as the ring on my little, cold finger, I've
Never known the lovin' of a man
But it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand, there's a
Boy here in town who says he'll love me forever,
Who would have thought forever could be severed by
The sharp knife of a short life, well,
I've had, just enough time
So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls
What I never did is done
A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar
They're worth so much more after I'm a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin'
Funny when you're dead how people start listenin'
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Uh oh (uh, oh)
The ballad of a dove (uh, oh)
Go with peace and love
Gather up your tears, keep 'em in your pocket
Save them for a time when you're really gonna need them, oh
The sharp knife of a short life, well
I've had, just enough time
So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls…
When she finished all she heard was 6 clapping people.
"Beautiful just simply beautiful!" Tamaki exclaimed with tears in his eyes. Yumi blushed a little at the compliment and clapping then bowed and said 'Thanks'.
~*Wonderful lollipops of timeskip to when the clubs had to leave*~
"So should we take you back to your house" the host club asked.
"Umm, well, uhh, how do I explain this without anyone thinking that im a crazy bitch, well the thing is I'm not really from here, not in a sense of a foreigner way but like, from a different world or dimension of some sort." She said hoping that didn't sound too crazy. She stood there waiting for them to say something but they all just stood there almost confused.
"Sooo on shorter terms…." Kaoru started
"You don't have anywhere to stay?" Hikaru finished
A hidden evil glint in their eyes
"Just stay with us!" They said in unison.
Yumi stood with her mouth agape, where they serious?
Yay's *claps for chapter 2* Yes if you havent figured it out honey had a little *accident* and peed XDD This one was pretty random the third chapter get ready for some twiness ness XD lol