It was a few days after Illia got kicked in the chest that Jaune had once again brought the entire Belladonna family together, for what Jaune described as… 'Karaoke Night'.

As Jaune stood up and started getting ready for his turn, Blake turned to Illia. "Why are you still with him? He's gone so far as to kick you in chest, as well as hurl abuse at you almost continuously." Blake's question was a completely reasonable one… but unfortunately for Blake, Jaune had heard her.

"Blake… Imagine a Pringles can… but with veins. What? You think she stays with me because of my 'winning personality'. Fuck no." He said with a smile before starting up the music.

Kali recognized it as the style of song that people with no taste listen too, she believes it was called rape or some such.

"You ready!?" Jaune said as he turned to them, Ghira smiling because he knew that the blonde boy as up to something.

Kali sighed because she also knew this.

Blake regretted her existence and Illia was just waiting for the metaphorical and literal pants to drop.

"Let's go! Yeah… for those of you who want to know what we're all about… it's like this, yo! It's 10% pain, 20% pain, and 15% concentrated power of pain."

Ghira was already laughing. Kali sighed deeper and sunk into her seat. Blake did the same and Illia was rapt with Jaune.

"5% pain, and 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the PAIN!" Jaune dropped the mic and walked off, leaving the song to continue running.

Illia stood up and ran after him, looking like she was suffering from withdrawals.

Blake turned to look over to her mother. "Can we please kill him?"

Ghira started to wheeze from laughter, and broke the table when hitting it, causing Kali to round on him and claw him in the face.

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Ghira entered Jaune's abode, to call him down for dinner seeing as he didn't respond when Kali called out. But he froze when he saw Jaune laying on the floor in a puddle of his own blood, with a knife sticking out of his chest.

"Oh no! Jaune, my boy!" Ghira ran over to the dying boy and lifted his head up. "Speak to me! Come on!"

Jaune opened his eyes and reached up a hand, putting it on Ghira's face before the arm went limp, making a line of blood over Ghira's face.

Suddenly, the hand went back up and over the line, causing it to disappear.

Ghira deadpanned at Jaune who smiled innocently up at him. "Magic! Kuh, kuh!"

Ghira dropped his head onto the wooden floor, causing the boy to yelp before the older man to walk out of the room. "Come down for dinner when you're ready."

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Jaune and Ghira were situated in the man's car, as they were visiting Vale to stake out a White Fang rally.

"Let's stake out here. I'll turn on the radio just in case we're being monitored." Ghira said seriously, turning the radio on but keeping the volume low.

"Yeah, good thinking!" Jaune agreed.

"This is their headquarters. Intel says that once a week, shipments arrive and get dropped off by trucks." Ghira said, seeing Jaune reach forward and turn up the volume on the Hampsterdance. "If we can just catch them in the-"

Ghira stopped and turned to Jaune, annoyed as the boy had turned up the volume even further. "Is it loud enough?"

"Yeah!"

"Like I was saying! If we just catch them in the act-" Ghira was once again interrupted by Jaune.

The song started to get heavy amounts of static as the radio signals were lowered. "No!" Jaune complained as he punched the radio angrily. "What's happening!?"

"What!?" Ghira angrily turned to Jaune.

"Y-You can't even hear it properly!"

"Who cares? Change the station."

"No! Nooo~" Jaune complained again, smacking the radio again.

"JAUNE! It's not a problem!" Ghira shouted to Jaune.

The blonde boy then smiled and scoffed at his stupidity. "You're right." Jaune agreed, and Ghira sighed happily seeing as he got through to the boy.

Jaune reached down into the side of the car door and pulled out a case. "I can just put the album on!" Jaune smiled happily to Ghira, as the older man's smile slowly disappeared and horror overcame him as Jaune inserted the disc and the song started playing again.

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Blake was sitting down on her couch, when suddenly Jaune busted into the room, literally throwing the door open.

She looked over to see Jaune in a suit, with a microphone in his hand and Illia following him around with a cap and a camera.

She raised an eyebrow before Jaune rushed over to her and shoved the microphone into her face. "Blake, how do you respond to allegations that you've been receiving affection from the neighbors." Blake stood up and wondered out of the room, too tired to deal with his shit.

Jaune followed her "Don't you care about your current owners?"

"Owners!?" Blake rounded onto him and he once again shoved the microphone into her face, and even into her mouth.

"A-And, Blake, why is that when you're let outside, you immediately want to come back inside!?"

Blake shoved the microphone away and ran off, giving him the stink eye as she did.

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Kali was standing in the kitchen, making tea, when suddenly… Jaune arrived. Fuck.

Jaune walked right up to her, grabbed her ass and leaned up to whisper into her ears. "Hoo lord, my poops are too big."

Kali immediately broke down into laughter, unable to contain herself. Explains how Jaune got Illia in the first place.

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Jaune was helping Kali cook dinner that night. Jaune picked up an egg and put it into the bowl, shell and all.

"No, Jaune… not the whole egg, Jaune."

"Okay, so half egg?" Before Kali had a chance to correct him, he pulled the egg out, slammed a knife into the egg, picked up half the egg and threw it into the bowl. "There, half an egg."

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Ghira walked into the kitchen because he heard a rock song playing and wanted to know who was playing it that loud at THREE IN THE MORNING!

He saw Jaune standing there, half naked, with a full block of cheese in front of him, just next to a plate full of toast and baked beans.

"We built this city on rock and roll~" The song said before Jaune whipped out a packet of Cathedral City cheese.

"CATHEDRAL CITY!... CATHEDRAL CITY!"

Jaune grabbed the cheese "WE BUILT THIS CITY ON BEANS AND TOAST!" Jaune screamed before he threw the block of cheese into the plate of toast and beans, shattering it and spilling it everywhere.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Ghira screamed, causing Jaune to turn around and face him.

"Umm… this city… was built on beans and toast?" Jaune offered one of the pieces of bean covered toast to Ghira.

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