Beelzemon had been grumbling as he was pushing Behemoth to the nearest village. "Stupid over grown cactus, fucking up my bike." He tried to be quiet so Calumon couldn't hear his cussing, becasue once Calumon head him swear, he would keep repeating the word.
Calumon was having trouble catching up to the long strides of the large viral digimon and keep saying "Come on Beezy! Wait up!" He was trying to hard to keep up to pay attention to what Beelzemon was saying.
Beelzemon stopped and looked at him. "Ise thought I told youse ta stop callin me tat!" He said as he rasied his hand. He looked like he was prepared to strike Calumon.
Calumon flinched and waited for the blow but instead felt himself rising in the air. When he opened his eyes he saw he was on Beelzemon's shoulder. "Wow!" He said.
"Whatcha think I was gonna do? Hit ya?" Beelzemon smirked as he began to push his bike again. "I was getting tired of listen ta youse whineing anymore." He said with a smirk.
Calumon pretended to be angry with Beelzemon but couldn't help but smile and hug the viral's head. "Thank you." he said.
Beelzemon looked at Calumon. "Don't be getting all mushy on me kay?" He said to him. He could see a town that would be a quick ride but they were stuck walking thanks to Togamom. "Besides, can't youse fly?" He asked him.
"The wind's not strong enough to carry me." Calumon answered "Hey lookie!" he said, pointing at the village. Calumon could see something coming for them. It was a swarm of Datamon.
Beelzemon went on the defense and set Calumon on the bike. He went and drew his Berenja shotguns. He walked out to meet them halfway. "Okayse youse can stop rigth there!" He said to them. "What youse want, ehh?" He asked them keeping a gun aimed at them.
The Datamon stopped and one of them stepped foreword. "We could sense broken technology and we couldn't rest till we found the disturbance!" The Datamon said in a hurried and frightened tone.
Beelzemon looked at him and then at the town in the distance. "Youse guys from the tech shop or somethin?" He asked them. He was a little annoyed at how they talk to him like he was going to dismantle them, but then again he did have a shot-gun pointed at them. He lowered the gun.
The Datamon nodded. "We can help you fix your bike!" He said in a more relaxed tone now that the gun was not pointed at them. "We aren't exactly good with motor vehicles but we know someone who is and at your permission we could give your bike some upgrades.
Beelzemon rubbed his chin in thought. Behemoth did need some repairs and an upgrade or two would be good, maybe get that damn navigational chip he needed so he wouldn't just be wandering around anymore.
"Sounds good, but how we gonna get the bike there quick enough?" He asked them. They still had a good walk. "Allow us!" He said and the Datamon began to fly in the air and took hold of Behemoth, making little Calumon jump off before being taken with them. They began flying towards the town. The lead Datamon printed out a paper and gave it to Beelzemon. "Here, come to this address to pick up you bike."
Beelzemon took the paper and then yelled at the Datamon when they almost dropped Behemoth. "Hey! Be careful with that or I'll murdalize the lot of yase!" He then turned his attention back to the head Datamon. "All right, I want a navigational system put in, a nitro booster, some weapons systems." He told him.
"Anything else?" Datamon asked him. He was making note and his head dome began to flash as he took notes.
"Ehh, suprise me." He said with a grin. "And if youse techno-bozos screw up the paint, I swear I'll fricken kill yase!" He growled.
The Datamon began to shake nervously again. "Yes, sir, Mr. Beelzmon, sir." The Datamon then began to fly off towards town leaving Calumon and Beelzemon alone.
Calumon looked at Beelzemon. "A weapons system?" He asked the viral. "Do we really need that?"
Beelzemon looked down at Calumon before picking the little in-training digimon up and setting him on his shoulders. "What? I can't protect you and the bike at the same time! And besides, driving the gun with one hand while shooting can be a real bitch if the road's to bumpy, ya know?" He told Calumon.
Calumon shrugged. He then closed his eyes and was rocked to sleep by Beelzemon's walking.
"Ehh, this kids gonna make me look like a big softie, if he keeps thius act up." Beelzemon muttered to himself as he lit a new cigarette. He checked the box to see how many he had left. "Shit, gonna have to buy some more, add that to how much these repairs are gonna cost, I'll end up broke."
Beelzemon and Calumon reached the town and the first place they headed was the address Datamon gave him. The address was a large garage with railroad tracks leading in and out of it. Beelzemon walked in and saw them working on Behemoth. He walked towards the work area, passing a few Locomon who tensed up in fear. "Relax, I'm just check checking on my bike." He said after he walked past them. There was someone under his bike. "Hey, bub!" Beelzemon said loudly. He laughed as he suprised the creature under the bike who hit their head on Behemoth's underbelly.
"Ow! That's not funny fucker!" A feminine voice said. Lekismon came out from under the bike and was rubbing her head. Even though she wore a helmet, that had hurt. She was scruffy looking and had oil stains on her armor and her light fur needed a washing. She was about to curse more when she saw who was laughing. Her eyes went wide. "Master Beelzemon!" She said in a hushed tone. Lekismon had defected from the Nightmare Solider's long ago and she was afraid that Beelzemon was there to take her back. She began to back away, a look of horror in her eyes. She was really looking for something to throw at him.
"Shit." was all Beelzemon said when he heard her say that. "Listen I'm not going to hurt youse, okay toots?" He said and walked foreword. "I'm not..." he was interrupted by a wrench that him in the face. He fell on his ass, lost his cigarette, and Calumon fell off his shoulder being awoken from his nap. If it wasn't for his helmet, he would of been knocked out.
"Huh? What's going on?" He asked in a worried tone when he saw Beelzemon on the ground.
"Quickly, run!" Lekismon said trying to shoo Calumon away. "I'll hold him off." She said looking at Beelzemon who was getting up.
Calumon ran past her and went to Beelzemon's side. "You okay, Beezy?" All he got was a growl and a "What I say about callin me dat?"
Lekismon couldn't help but giggle at the name the little digimon gave the Demon Lord. She was confused though. "So your not his prisoner?" She asked Calumon.
Calumon shook his head qucikly. "No! Beezy's my friend and He'd never let anything happen to me! Nope Nope Nope!" The little digimon said happily.
Beelzemon got up and looked down at Lekismon. "What I was trying ta say is that I'm not one of the Demon Lords, no matter what theyse say and I'm here to check on my bike!" He growled. She was lucky that Calumon was awake or else there would of been quite a bit of cussing.
Lekismon nodded with a little grin. She couldn't believe it, this was the big bad Beelezemon? Either he didn't live up to all the hype or he was just screwing with her now. She could sense that he wasn't to happy right now. "Well the engine's fine, and the oils good." She told him. "The tires need replacing but then again I shouldn't have to tell you that one."
Beelzemon nodded. "Yeah, if it's not to much trouble, make sure Behemoth gets Spinomon tires." He said.
Lekismon looked at him. Spinomon tires were used in going off track and were extremely durable and could rip through any kind of terrain. "Sure, you planning on going somewhere?" She asked. According to the list of upgrades, he was getting a navigational system put in.
Beelzemon shook his head. "I usually wander place ta place but it would be nice to know where I am for once." He said chuckling at his little joke. "Ya know what I mean toots?"
She growled and tried to throw another tool at him which he managed to duck. "Don't call me toots!" She growled at him. "It's Lekismon!."
Beelzemon smirked. He could tell he and this girl where gonna get along swell.
"And I'm Calumon!" He said jumping up and down repeatedly. he loved the chance of making new friends.
She smiled. "Nice to meet you Calumon, and you to Beelzmon, but to a lesser extent." She said the last one with a glare. She didn't trust him very much but she could tell he was honest for now. "And who's Behemoth?" she asked him.
"Behemoth is the name of my bike." He said to her. "And be careful, he may be tame right now but he can be a handful sometimes." He said as he patted the bike's red glass.
The bike revved itself as if it was purring. "So any idea when all of the repairs and upgrades will be finished?"
Leksimon was abit taken back by the bike's spark of life. She scolded herself though, she had heard rumors of a large motorcycle that had a mind of it's own and had been causing all sorts of mayhem until the bike's owner had come to collect it. She was just suprised that it had been Beelzemon and not someone like SkullMeramon, but then again taking a better look at Beelzemon the large bike seemed perfect for him. "Should take the rest of the day." She told him.
"Shit." Beelzemon said. "I'll be back for it tomarrow kay?" He asked her.
Lekismon nodded. "See ya later then, Beezy!" She said with a smirk and a wave.
Beelzemon tried not to growl but smirked himself when he said "Adios, toots!" He laughed as he grabbed Calumon and dodged another wrench. He put Calumon on his shoulder.
"So now what?" The little digimon asked him.
"We got get some grub then find a place ta stay for the night." He said as they walked toawrds the familiar bakery.
Calumon was jumping excitedly.
And thats the end of chapter 1! Sorry it took so long but, whatcha gonna do? I've finally deicded on what the pairing shall be incase you couldn't already guess it. It will be Beelzemon/Dianamon. Rplz R&R and I'm open to suggestions.
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