DISCLAIMER: I own none of the InuYasha characters. They were thought of and created by Rumiko Takahashi. They're only being used for entertainment purposes.

CHAPTER ONE

InuYasha: . . .What the fuck is truth or dare?

Scarrlette: Well, silly, *explains game as others fall asleep* and that's how you play!

Rayne: *Snore* Oh wha? Oh I'm up now let's play!

*Kagome enters room*

Kagome: I have a bottle!

Rayne: Why is this important?

Scarrlette: SO IT'S MORE FUNNETH TO PLAY DUMBDUMBDUMMY!

Rayne: There was so much wrong with that sentence I'm not even going to try! Ok revision of the game it's now truth, dare or spin the bottle!

InuYasha: Dammit. EXPLAIN TO ME YOU WENCH

Rayne: No, you called me a wench.

InuYasha: Fine… Bitch.

Rayne: OK NOW IT'S YOUR TURN IN THE CORNER!

InuYasha: Oh, um… sorry.

Scarrlette: You said a bad word! *Stubs toe* FUCK!

Rayne: Haha, hypocrite!

InuYasha: Are we starting now?

Rayne: No you're in the corner, and you're not allowed to talk or I'll go get the bat!

InuYasha: Bat….?

Rayne: Yes, now go or face my wrath!

Scarrlette: We have to wait till next chapter?

Kagome: No, I want to play now!

Rayne: NOT UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER!

InuYasha: Yes!

Rayne: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT STAYING QUIET WHILE SITTING IN THE CORNER? *Grabs bat and walks to corner*

InuYasha: Oh shit…..

*Bangs and screams of immense pain*

Scarrlette: Even in the actions there are big words!

END CHAPTER ONE