Twin: We don't own Twilight, Harry Potter, Vampire Academy or anything else that might show up in this Parody that any of you might recognize as someone else's, if something shows up that was in a different Fanfiction, review and let us know, Please and Thank You!

Me: Also, this takes place, after Breaking Dawn, before Deathly Hallows, and before Spirit Bound. Characters from Twilight don't know Harry Potter characters or VA characters. VA characters don't know any Twilight or Harry Potter characters, and so on, so they don't know each other. And Harry broke up with Ginny, so they aren't together.

Usernames:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Twilight~~~~~~~~~

Jasper: EmoSaysRelax (I totally stole that from one of my favorite authors, JasperSAYSrelax128, check her out, she rox multi-colored socks!)

Alice: ShopaholicPhysicPixie

Bella: StupidLamb

Edward: Mr. PianoMan

Nessie: LochNessMonster28

Jake: Wolverine897

Emmett: GrizzliesRbetter

Rosalie: PopsicleMelter (has anyone heard the song, California Gurls, by Katy Perry? Ya, the part about them being so hot they can melt your popsicle is the inspiration for this username.)

Esme: MommaBear

Carlisle: Dr. Dad

Aro: MyRulesRule

Jane: FeelThePain

Alec: MakeYouBlind33

Jessica: Edward'sMine4ever

Lauren: PrettierThanYou

Angela: IloveBen

Ben: IloveAngela

Mike: BellsWillBeMine

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Harry Potter~~~~

Harry: LightningRulz37

Hermione: TimeTravelingBookworm

Ron: EternallyHungry4

Ginny: RedheadsRock59

Fred: George1

George: Fred2

Luna: LoonsAreMoreFun90

Voldemort: EvilmakesBloodPure

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Vampire Academy~~~~~~~

Rose Hathaway: GuardianToBe

Lisa: LastPrincess13

Christian: IplayWithFire

Dimitri: DeadHeartsBeat

Adrian: RichDrunk

Mason: NotSoGone4eva

Eddie: EdBoy

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Original Characters~~~~~~~~~~

Me: UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd

Twin: TheTwinIsAlwaysPrettier (later on, MyTwinRulesTheWorld)

Your Mom: YourMom87

Kristen: Dr. SlutFuck

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~On with the Chit-Chatting~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Next Day~~~~~~~~~~~

PopsicleMelter has logged on

GrizzliesRbetter has logged on

ShopaholicPhysicPixie has logged on

MommaBear has logged on

EdBoy has logged on

Fred2 has logged on

George1 has logged on

NotSoGone4eva has logged on

TheTwinIsAlwaysPrettier has logged on….

ShopaholicPhysicPixie: Em, do you have taste buds?

GrizzliesRbetter: What ever do you mean, Shopaholic?

ShopaholicPhysicPixie: I mean, you think grizzly bears are better than tigers?

GrizzliesRbetter: Ya, I do.

PopsicleMelter: Are you kidding?

GrizzliesRbetter: NO! U kno it's true, Rosie! ;{P

EdBoy: Dude, is that a mustache on the smiley face?

GrizzliesRbetter: U kno it! ={D

NotSoGone4eva: That is kool.

EdBoy: *gasps* MASON! What are you doing here, how are you here, your dead! Or you were supposed to be….

NotSoGone4eva: The afterlife has computers, too, Eddie.

EdBoy: Oh…. Well, hell, how are you, Mase?

NotSoGone4eva: Good, but I miss being alive.

EdBoy: Trust me, we miss you being alive, too.

GrizzliesRbetter: U 2 r depressing :{(

PopsicleMelter: Jesus, Em, enough with the smiles.

GrizzliesRbetter: but they aren't smiles if they are frowning, Rosie. ={O

PopsicleMelter: Oh my god.

PopsicleMelter has logged off….

GrizzliesRbetter: Rosie!

GrizzliesRbetter has logged off….

NotSoGone4eva: He said Rosie, as in Hathaway?

EdBoy: No, that was…. I actually don't know, but Hathaway's username is like Guardian2b or some shit like that.

MommaBear: That was Rosalie, and watch your language.

EdBoy: Who are you, my mother?

YourMom87 has logged on…

YourMom87: No, I am.

EdBoy: Mommy?

YourMom87: No, I am.

EdBoy: That's wat I was asking.

YourMom87: No, I am.

EdBoy: Your asking if I'm your Mommy?

YourMom87: No, I am.

MommaBear: Who are you?

YourMom87: Your Mom.

MommaBear: My mother is dead.

YourMom87: Your Mom.

MommaBear: Who's Mom?

YourMom87: Your Mom.

MommaBear: Who's Your?

YourMom87: Your Mom.

MommaBear: Yes, yes we get it, you're my mom.

YourMom87: No I'm not.

MommaBear: Then why do you keep saying you are?

YourMom87: No, I'm not.

MommaBear: OK, WE GET IT!

EmoSaysRelax has logged on….

EmoSaysRelax: Mom, relax.

YourMom87: No.

EmoSaysRelax: I was talking to Esme.

YourMom87: No.

EmoSaysRelax has logged off….

Meanwhile….

Jasper runs off to YourMom87's house, and secretly disconnects the computer.

Back in the chat room….

YourMom87 has lost connection.

MommaBear: *sighs in relief*

MommaBear has logged off….

EdBoy: Well, that was interesting.

NotSoGone4eva: Sure was. Eddie, I'm gonna go, I have people to haunt, ghosts to see.

EdBoy: Kay, wateva. Bye.

NotSoGone4eva: Bye.

NotSoGone4eva has logged off

EdBoy has logged off….

Fred2: Well, Fred, that was interesting.

George1: Yup, though it was to bad they didn't notice us, mate.

Fred2: I know, I was looking forward to confusing them.

George1: Me, too. But instead, lets get back to work on our Joke Shop.

Fred2: Okay, mate.

George1 has logged off

Fred2 has logged off….

ShopaholicPhysicPixie: Well, it looks like it's just you and Me.

TheTwinIsAlwaysPrettier: Yup, by the way, have I ever told you I'm your biggest fan?

ShopaholicPhysicPixie: Ummmmmmm, No.

UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd has logged on….

UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd: Uh huh, Twin. I am her biggest fan.

TheTwinIsAlwaysPrettier: Since when?

UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd: Since forever! And what's up with your name? You can't be prettier, we're Twins! We look exactly alike!

TheTwinIsAlwaysPrettier: Well, what are you gonna do about it, huh?

UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd: Whatever I want to do about it!

TheTwinIsAlwaysPrettier: What's that supposed to me-

TheTwinIsAlwaysPrettier has logged off.

ShopaholicPhysicPixie: Where did she go?

UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd: You're the Physic, you tell me.

ShopaholicPhysicPixie: *goes into a vision* Oh! That's good!

UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd: I know, right! XD

Meanwhile…..

Twin is in a trance as she changes her username. She logs back on.

Back in the Chatroom…..

MyTwinRulesTheWorld has logged on…

MyTwinRulesTheWorld: What the heck! Haley!

UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd: *sniggers* Oh, what ever do you mean, Twin?

ShopaholicPhysicPixie: Well, I'll let you too talk in private, Bye!

ShopaholicPhysicPixie has logged off…

UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd: Alice, wait! I want to go shopping with you!

UnDiNiAbLy ObSeSsEd has logged off…

MyTwinRulesTheWorld: My twin doesn't rule the world! Just this Fanfiction!

MyTwinRulesTheWorld has logged off…..

Next Update: Saturday Feburary 19th