When All The Clans Got Laptops

Chapter Two: The Dead Arise… To Chat!

PoX's Note: So now, I've updated. And this is the second chapter! Now, the chapter should sound scary at first… but it isn't! It's just based on StarClan and The Dark Forest. That's it. Well anyways, I can confirm that Gorsetail is a she-cat, and I will thank these authors/ reviewers/ readers/ whatever you are:

dreamingneverfails – BIG COOKIE

Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja – BIG COOKIE

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Wetstar – BIG COOKIE

Thank you to all who answered that question, which is the above. Anyways, enjoy this story and I hope it makes you fall down with laughter and you die… I didn't mean it! Don't die! Thank you all for all the reviews you have given me; it's given me a lot of confidence. Also, I will be updating weekly, and if you're lucky, I'll update sooner than a week. But not very likely, as for this story, I'll be thinking very carefully about the chapter than usual. So anyways, back to the point. Enjoy this story!

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'Firestar is the typewriter!' Sandstorm posted on Facebook.

As it turned out, surprisingly, every cat in all the Clans had a Facebook account, so it was such a convenience if some cat needed to talk to some cat. All the leaders sorted out hunting and border patrols through Private Messaging. Firestar seemed to enjoy his time on the laptop now, or so Sandstorm thought… After a while, the pale ginger she-cat realised that a few cats had commented on her post. She quickly clicked on the notification to find out who were the ones commenting on her post.

'Yeah, he's the fastest typing cat EVER!' Dovepaw wrote.

Mothwing asked: 'Doesn't he have spelling issues or something? I heard from Ashfoot.'

'Not after I taught him,' Onestar replied proudly.

'And me, don't forget,' Blackstar added.

'That must be harsh, teaching him and all… how long did it take for him to type that fast and have no mistakes at all?'

'TWO WHOLE DAYS JUST TEACHING HIM HOW TO TYPE THAT QUICKLY!' Sandstorm typed. She made sure she put it in capitals to show how hard it was to teach him. Then she went on to Firestar's profile and decided to find out what her mate was doing, as she could not see him around camp. She posted on his wall, saying: 'What are you doing, Firestar?'

Almost immediately, Firestar had commented on the wall post, saying: 'Just going on Facebook and Cat Communications as well as MSN and watching videos on Youtube and also checking out images of me. I can't believe that they draw me so well… Whatever. I'm going hunting soon. Want to come?'

'Sure. Is it just us or…?'

'I told Lionblaze and Rosepetal to come with us.'

'Okay. That's good. Rosepetal still needs to learn on how to stalk a mouse properly. She keeps swishing her tail while doing that, you know.'

'Yes. Wait, I'll delay that hunting patrol. I need to go and bash Onestar up first.'

'Huh? What for…?'

But he had already logged out. Sighing resignedly, Sandstorm looked back at her post to see more cats commenting on it.

'Two days?' Mothwing asked. 'Wow…'

'Was it fun?' Toadfoot asked. Very recently, like, this morning, Toadfoot finally accepted Sandstorm's friend request, even though he seemed reluctant to. Breezepelt, too, accepted the friend request, and, as well, was also not willing to actually add her. According to Breezepelt, he only added her because she was practically BEGGING him to add her to his friend's list. That was totally untrue, but, whatever. It was done anyways.

Onestar replied in shock: 'Of course…NOT! I was living in hell during that time! I bet you that Sandstorm and Blackstar felt the same!'

'No way!' Blackstar commented.

'WERE YOU NOW?' Firestar demanded, obviously angry at Onestar. Now Sandstorm realised why Firestar delayed the hunting patrol.

'You're as good as dead crowfood, Onestar,' Breezepelt typed.

'Umm… Oh no?' Onestar wrote, and Sandstorm guessed that he had logged off.

'I'll get that piece of shit with my own claws, which will soon be stained with the blood of the WindClan leader!' Firestar declared, and the she-cat noticed that he typed this one minute before he logged off.

The last comment was from Rippletail. Wait… RIPPLETAIL? Wasn't he dead? Didn't he die from the journey to unblock the stream? Was he granted a second life? All these questions bubbled inside Sandstorm's head, but she cleared them and was curious to find out what the StarClan warrior wrote. It read: 'This is not the will of StarClan. We did not expect you to act like… wait… did he just log off? Gaah! I was trying to look very important for once!'

Then a new comment was made, by Dovepaw. 'ROFM (Rolling On Floor Meowing)! You just lost face! So anyways… Rippletail! I thought you were dead! Wait, are you still dead? Well anyways… I so wanted to chat with you again! Hold on a second… are you faking to be Rippletail, or is the real Rippletail?'

'Obviously he must be the real one,' Sandstorm replied. 'Did StarClan get laptops too, and not just us?'

Rippletail replied after a moment. 'Uh-huh. Oh yeah… if Toadfoot is here, aren't you meant to go on a border patrol?'

Toadfoot responded: 'No, I'm not… wait… yes, actually! Blackstar will kill me if he found out that I'm o$%#^Kfda/' (If you could read what it said after 'I'm', it was just random letters written.)

'…huh?' Sandstorm commented, but Toadfoot already logged out. 'What a bummer…' But then, after a while, she also realised that Blackfoot had logged out at the same time as Toadfoot. The pieces were coming together now.

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'I'm being stalked by a StarClan stalker cat!' Brambleclaw posted on Facebook, Cat Communications and MSN.

'What? Is she a she-cat? Or a tom? If it's a she-cat I'm going to get you!' Squirrelflight replied on MSN.

Brambleclaw posted: 'I's a—wait, get ME? But I'm totally innocent! I didn't do anything!'

'Then why is this stalker cat stalking you in the first place?'

'I don't know!'

'Okay. I promise not to hurt you. Now, what does she… or he look like?'

Silent.

'No-o-o-o-o! Stalker cat got you! I'm coming to save you, my love!'

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'I got beat up by him in the end…' Toadfoot posted on Facebook to Rippletail's wall. 'Thanks for the warning, but I think you were a little bit too late.'

Rippletail commented on his wall post very soon after. 'Well, sorry about that. If Runningnose didn't tell me, then I wouldn't have known, actually.'

'WHAT?' Toadfoot didn't believe it. So Runningnose told him, but never told himself..?

'It's just your own fault, Toadfoot,' Blackstar posted.

'…' was practically all Toadfoot could say.

'If you forget next time… you know what's going to come to you. I'll bash you up into a pulp until you're half-dead, okay? Now, you're on the sunset patrol, which will leave at approximately at 6:00pm and it will show on the bottom right hand corner of your laptop. You better be there, or else I'll haunt you and bash you up like said on the second sentence I wrote. Oh and Rippletail, don't have to apologize to Toadfoot. That was his own fault for not keeping track of time.' Blackstar typed.

'Okay…' Rippletail posted. 'So I don't warn him anymore either?'

'Yup.'

'Fine. Well, have a nice day, to both Toadfoot and Blackstar. I'm going to go hunting now. See you!' And with that, Rippletail logged out on Facebook, Cat Communications and MSN.

And from that day onwards, Toadfoot always kept track of time, leaving both himself and Blackstar contented.

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'Hey, Lionblaze…' Cinderheart posted on his wall.

'Umm… hi…' Lionblaze commented back. He was actually very fond of Cinderheart, and he was really happy that she actually posted on his wall!

'Hey Lionblaze!' Icecloud posted. 'Let's go hunting today!'

'Uhh… sure. Cinderheart, you want to come?'

'No, I'm actually really busy with Ivypaw. Maybe after hunting we can bring our apprentices to battle train?'

'Okay, I'm fine with that!'

'Lionblaze!' This time it was Hazeltail. 'Help me clean the elders bedding!'

'After I finish hunting and battle-training?'

'No, NOW!'

'Hey!' Icecloud protested. 'He's going out hunting with me!'

'And then he's battle-training!' Cinderheart added.

'Yeah, but the elders are really impatient! Hazeltail pointed out.

'I'm just going to go in order.' Lionblaze posted.

'Umm…' This time it was Rosepetal. Lionblaze sighed. How many lovers did he have? He only liked Cinderheart. 'Can you help me with repairing the nursery?'

'Why? Did any of the brambles…?'

'Well, Daisy's been complaining and I offered to help, but I need more than one set of paws.'

'I'll do that after I finish hunting, battle-training and helping the elders. Okay?'

'Umm… fine.'

'Oooh…' Berrynose commented. 'Got a lot of girlfriends, haven't you?'

'SHUT UP!" Lionblaze typed back, and then logged out.

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PoX's Note: How was it? I finally updated. Happy? LOL I hope you are. Well, I have another question: Can you guess who the stalker cat who is stalking Brambleclaw is? Here's a hint: She's supposedly dead, and only wants revenge, not want to rape, if you thought that the stalker cat is raping him. Well, if you answer that correctly, then, I'll give you a BIG COOKIE! Choc-chip! If you don't like choc-chip, then I'll give you a different cookie… maybe chocolate cookie? Whatever, well, I'll update next week!