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Summary: Naruto wakes up in his apartment like every normal day. But something is wrong. Yeah, he's dead. Naruto is now a ghost and nobody can see him. But he can't really move on, without saying something very important to his best friend, Sasuke Uchiha. What will happen when Sasuke is going to live in his dead friends house?
Other couples will be decided soon, by me.
Warning!: Boy x boy. no like? don't read. (There's not really yaoi in this but.. ehh well.. it's Sasuke x Naruto = Sasunaru.), Kiba's mouth, and sometimes Hinata's mouth..
BIG WARNING!: Tentens mouth .. sigh* Oh Tenten.. =-.-'=
Tenten: Grin* hehehe
Chapter 1 - Soul
3 Weeks later.
Sasuke sighed while taking his books up from his bag. ''Hey, Sasuke are you okay?'' A girl asked sitting beside him known as Tenten. Sasuke nodded slowly. ''I'm doing fine. Thank you.'' He said without taking another glance at her. Tenten sighed and raised a eyebrow. ''Come on, Sasuke! We are here for you, ya know? So man up and get some vaginas!'' Tenten said with a happy smile. ''Tenten! Watch your mouth!'' Sakura said annoyed by the brown haired girl. Tenten started grinning. ''Sorry, sorry! I just can't believe that today is the first school day!'' Tenten said with a big smile. Sakura smiled at the happy brown haired girl who reminded her of their favorit blonde.
''Anyway, Tenten! I heard that you and Neji went on a date!'' Sakura said excited. Tenten blushed then gave a big smile. ''Yesh! That's right!'' She said with a laugh. ''Well, how was it!?'' Sakura asked with a smile. ''Hm. It was awesome i guess. He took me out to a One direction concert!'' The brown haired girl said. ''Omg, really!? I wish i could had gone with you guy- Wait a minute..'' Something clicked in Sakuras brain. ''you don't even like One Direction! I thought you said that you hated them!''
Tenten smiled. ''That's right! They are a bunch of losers who sings like girls!'' ~ ''HUH!? How dare you insult One direction, you stupid tomboy!'' A blonde girl said. ''Yeah that's right, Tenten! Don't say something like that!'' Sakura said. ''Huh? I'm not going to say sorry, because.. I am not sorry.'' Tenten answered with a bored expression.
''Say you're sorry, you little punk!'' Ino said with a glare. ''Fuck no!'' Tenten shouted at Ino. Sakura sighed, everyday Tenten and Ino was fighting over stupid things. ''Ino, Tenten doesn't have to say sorry if she's not sorry!'' Sakura said to Ino.
''Sakura! We're talking about One direction here! Duuh? i thought you liked them too!'' Ino yelled at Sakura. Sakura sighed, were she really like that 2 years ago? ''Ino.. J-Just stop..'' Sakura said with a sad and painful expression. Ino hesitated, and knew what it was about. Then she sighed and looked at Tenten. ''I'm sorry, Tenten, but if you say something like that again, i swear i'm gonna kill you!'' Ino said with a dangerous face.
''Tenten, you don't wan't to get Ino mad..'' A voice said from the door of their classroom. ''SAI!'' Ino screamed of joy and ran over to Sai to kiss him. Sakura sighed, she wished she had a boyfriend too. ''Sasuke, How are ya doing?'' Sai asked with a fake smile like he always do. Sasuke looked at Sai, then looked down at his math book.
How he hated Sai. Even before the blonde died, Sasuke had always and would always hate Sai. He had this weird feeling that, Sai had something to do with the blondes death. ''Hello Everybody in this damn class i hate so damn much!'' A joyful voice said. ''Goodmorning, Kiba-kun.'' Sakura said with a smile. Then Hinata walked into the room, and Sakura's smile faded away.
In fact the pinkette was afraid of Hinata. Espacially when it was about Kiba or Naruto. It was like she was Yuno Gasai or something, not only that but Sakura had this very strong feeling that the black haired girl hated Sakura. Sakura gulped. ''U-Uhm, Hello and goodmorning H-Hinata..'' Sakura stuttered.
The black haired girl looked up. ''Huh, did someone talk to me?'' Hinata asked(SAID) with cold eyes. Oh great, Hinata was bitchy Hinata today.(but who could blame her, it was first day of school) Sakura sighed and walked to her seat and took her math books up.
''Goodmorning guys.'' Karin Uzumaki said. Everyone looked in the direction at where Karin was. Karin were Naruto's cousin and, they had alway not liked each other, but somehow Karin was crying too at the funeral, and nobody had really seen her since that day. ''Oh, joy. Karin is here..'' Hinata said ironic. Karin sighed. ''Could you guys please stop with the freaking hate?''
There were a silence. ''Do what ever you wan't Karin, but we won't hang out with you.'' Ino said. ''I don't really care, just stop coming with those comments! It's pissing me of!'' Karin said angry. Nobody wanted to make a Uzumaki mad.. Nobody.. (take an example from Kushina! =^w^=)
''Hello- Oh shit.. Why the hell are you here, Karin?'' Another voice said. Karin looked at the white haired teen with shark teeths. Great, just great, he's in my class! Karin thought. Then stood up and gave him a kick in the face. ''Shut the *(Censored)* up!'' Karin said annoyed by the white haired boy. ''The fuck!?'' Suigetsu shouted at the red haired girl.
''That's right, lille *Censored*! I'm back, Back to torture you!'' Karin said with a evil smile. ''Fuck no!'' Suigetsu yelled at the red haired. ''Fuck yes, you little *Censored*'' Karin yelled at the white haired boy. ''B-But~'' ~ ''Not buts!'' Karin yelled.
Meanwhile.
''Are they fighting again?'' Tenten said with a bored face. ''Nothing new.'' Ino said in agreement with the brown haired girl. ''Yeah all is back to normal.'' Sakura said with a little sad smile. ''Yeah, the only thing we need now is Naruto!'' Sai said with a smile. There were this silence, then Ino hit him in the face. ''Shut up, Sai! You know it's a sore topic!'' Ino yelled.
''Oh, i'm sorry! But i couldn't forget Naruto's face!'' Sai said with a smile. Then Ino hit him again. ''Don't say Naruto you jackass!'' Ino yelled at her boyfriend. ''But i wan't a naruto fish cake!'' Sai said. This time Tenten hit him. ''Just shut up, Sai!'' Tenten said and took a look, at Sasuke and Sakura who now was very depressed.
''God!'' Hinata said and hit Sai in the face. Then the 3 girl started beating Sai. ''H-Hey! Y-y-you girls a-are hurting m-me!'' Sai shouted. Then Kakashi walked into the classroom. ''Oh hello, Class how are ya'll doing?'' Kakashi asked with a eye smile. ''HOLY FREAKING CRAP MUFFIN HE'S HERE EARLY! THIS IS THE APOKALYPSEEE!'' Kiba shouted.
Hinata hit Kiba in the head. ''No it's not you freak, Kakashi just forgot his book here before the spring holidays!'' Kakashi nodded with a sad face. ''It's true, and because i lost my keys i couldn't get into the school! I couldn't even go through the window!'' Kakashi said. ''Who woud even consider go through the window for a stupid book?'' Sasuke asked.
''A ninja like me, Sasuke! A ninja like me..'' Kakashi said with a eye smile. ''Now where's my book'' Kakashi said, and started looking in his desk. Sasuke sighed and looked at the door. Some part of him hoped that the blonde would walk in and act like nothing had happen. But of course it would never, ever happen. Sasuke sighed again and looked out of the door.
Sai saw it and smiled an evil smile. ''Sasuke, Naruto won't come, He's dead.'' Sai whispered into Sasukes ear. Sai had always pissed the raven of, but this. This wasn't acceptabel! Sasuke stood up and looked at sai with dangerous eyes. ''Are you trying to pick a fight with me?'' Sasuke said cold. Sai grinned. ''You must have got the wrong idea, Sasuke-kun.''
''There's no wrong idea here, Sai!'' Sasuke yelled at Sai. ''No need to be cocky, Sasukeee.. What would Naruto say to it?'' That was it. Sasuke hit Sai in the face. ''Not bad..'' Sai said with a sly smile and coughed some blood up, then he stood up and hit Sasuke, and so the fight began. ''H-Hey both of you stop fighting!'' Ino yelled.
''This is bad! Kakashi sense-'' Sakura was about to yell until she saw what Kakashi was doing. He was reading his damn book without noticing what was going on in the class! ''Kakashi-sensei!'' Sakura yelled trying to get his attention. Kakashi was still reading his book.
Tenten tried to stop them both but ended get hit in the face. ''Damnit!'' Tenten said angry. ''Tenten! Are you alright!?'' Neji asked worried running into the room. ''Yeah, i'm fine but what about those two?!'' Tenten said and pointed at the two teens who now was fighting. ''Tch! Where's Kakashi-sensei, anyways?!'' Neji said angry. ''Behind you.'' Sakura simply said annoyed by their sensei.
Neji turned his head and saw, Kakashi in peace reading his stupid book. ''Kakashi! Two of your student are fighting to death!'' Neji shouted. ''Tch, let me try, Neji.'' Tenten said. ''Omg, Kakashi-sensei! Sasuke has the new ichi ichi paradise volume 6!'' Tenten shouted.
''Huh!? Really!? Where!?'' Kakashi said looking up from his book. ''Huh? Why are they fighting.'' Kakashi asked confused. ''Doesn't matter, just stop them Kakashi!'' Sakura said worried about Sasuke getting hurt. If he was ever to die, then she could never, ever forgive herself.
''Alrighty.'' Kakashi simply said, and walked to grap Sasuke hand. ''Both. Stop it, or Kisame will feed you both.'' Kakashi said dangerous. Sai stopped and coughed a little blood up. ''Tch.'' Sasuke simply said and looked away. ''Both. Tsunade. Now.'' Kakashi said.
Sai removed blood from his mouth with his palm. Sakura ran over to Sasuke who now was bleeding. ''Sasuke! Are you alright?!'' Sakura asked worried. ''Tch.'' Was the only answer she got.
''Let go of me.'' Sasuke said with a dangerous voice. Kakashi sighed and let go of his arm. Sasuke turned around and was about to go up to Tsunades office, but Sakura took his hand. ''Sasuke, don't be so violent.'' Sakura said with a sad voice. Sasuke just mad a Tch sound and took his arm and walked up to Tsunades office.
(after being at the school nurse - Time skipping -)Tsunades office:
''Sasuke Uchiha and Sai Satou!'' (No.. Sais last name is NOT Satou, i just wanted to give him a last name.) Suzune shouted. '' - You may come in!'' She finished. Sai and Sasuke walked into the room and looked at the blonde woman who now, was clearly mad.
''Both of you! sit down!'' She shouted at the two young teens. They both sat down slowly and tried to not upset the blonde woman more. ''Now.. What did you two do this time!?'' She asked with a dangerous face.
''Nothing.'' Sasuke said looking out of the window. ''Dont even try to LIE to me..''Tsunade said with a even more dangerous face. Sasuke didn't gasp but in his head he was trying to hide himself in a corner.
''Well, I guess me and Sasuke-kun got into a fight, again!'' Sai said with a smile. ''Again?!'' Tsunade whispered angry. ''AGAIN!? Detention in 2 months!'' The woman shouted in anger. ''W-Wait! T-Tsunade-Sama! You can't do that! I have a part time job!'' Sai shouted.
Sasuke enjoyed it. Enjoyed seeing the brunette getting upset. He almost wanted to laugh if not he, too was getting detention. ''And both of you! i'll be calling your parents!'' She said with more anger. ''Tsunade-sama with all respect! My parents are dead.'' Sai said it easily like it was a normal thing and that disgusted Sasuke even more about Sai.
''Then i'll be calling your foster parents!'' Tsunade yelled. ''But.. They are dead too. I'm living alone.'' Sai said with a small voice. ''Then you will get 3 month detention, instead!'' Tsunade yelled at the brunette. At this point Sasuke couldn't keep his laugh. ''Ha, ha ha.. What a joke..'' Sasuke whispered to himself. ''Like my parents would give a shit, about me getting into a fight!'' Sasuke said with a sly smirk.
''It's nothing new for them anyway!'' Sasuke continued. Tsunade sighed, how could he turned out to be like this. ''I know that my grandson's dead was hard on you, Sasuke! But i will give no special treatment!'' Tsunade said with a tight expression. Sasuke continued laughing. ''Don't you dare call him your grandson!'' he said with disgust.
''After all, you were the one who was to fault that he died!'' Sasuke yelled at tsunade. ''Goddamnit Sasuke.. Just shut up and get out of here..'' Sai said with a Tch sound. ''Gladly..'' Sasuke answered and walked out of the room.
''I'm sorry Tsunade-sama. I shouldn't have told those things to him earlier.'' Sai said with a serious face. Tsunade shaked her head. ''It's alright, Sai. It was mine fault after all..'' Tsunade whispered thinking about her grandson.
''No way. No one is to blame, beside the killer. I'll take my leave now.'' Sai said, and walked out of the room, leaving the heartbroked woman alone.
Sasuke came home pretty fast. He was always fast when he was pissed, and today was the worst day he had in 2 years. Alright not 2 years, everyday has been a joke. Living on like this was really hurting Sasuke and he didn't even know anymore if it was worth living anymore. He sighed and opened his door to his apartment.
''Tadaema..'' Sasuke said while going inside his apartment and throwing his bag at the couch. Then he walked over to the frigde to get som leftovers, but before he could his phone started ringing.
''We're never gonna win the world, we're never gonna sto-''
Sasuke took his phone and looked at the number. ''Oh great. What do you want me, Itachi?'' Sasuke asked annoyed by the fact that his big brother was calling him now. ''Hello, Foolish little brother! Today i got a call from your principal.'' Itachi said.
''Oh really? what did that old hag tell you?'' Sasuke said without really caring about it. ''First Sasuke, She's not a old hag.'' Itachi said. ''Two, just because mom and dad doesn't care, doesn't mean that i don't care! What where you thinking, Sasuke?!''
''He insulted Naruto..'' Sasuke said with a low voice. There was a sigh from the other line. ''Sasuke, get over it! Everybody is over it by now-'' ~ ''Don't you dare say something like that! And like hell you would care about Naruto! You never did and you never will!'' Sasuke shouted.
''Sasuke calm down!'' Itachi warned. ''Screw you..'' Sasuke said and throw his phone at the wall. Every time Itachi tried to tell Sasuke that he needed to get over, Sasuke would throw his phone into the wall, and it would usually break. ''Fuck him..'' Sasuke whispered under his breath. They all did it all the time. Everyone was reminding him about Naruto! Didn't they want him to get over him?! Because it doesn't freaking help, everytime they see him and ask if he's doing fine because of the blondes death. Hell even strangers ask him if he's doing okay.
it was like shooting a man and wondering why the fuck he was bleeding! Sasuke sighed and took last nights leftovers of fried rice. After warming it up he turned the tv on and started watching MTV. In fact Sasuke loved seeing TV. It took him away from this reality, just like sleeping. After watching 30 minutes, there came this thing about ghostes and souls.
There were this young girl and the other was an old woman who tried to contact the younger girls brother.
''Do, you Ryugi Kuroh, hear me?'' The old woman asked. ''Your sister ask you how you are doing.'' Sasuke started laugh. Not just any kind of laugh, it was an evil laugh nobody really wanted to hear. ''S-Such a lame joke!'' Sasuke laughed. ''Like hell, ghostes ex-'' Something in the kitchen fall down. Sasuke turned his head to see if someone was in the kitchen, but no one was there.
''Tch. What kind of joke are you playing on me, Itachi?'' Sasuke said calmly. There were 5 minutes where nothing new happened, but then a plate fall to the ground and broke. ''Uhm.. Itachi?'' Sasuke said, a little bit freaked out. Then he turned off his his little PHILIPS flat screen and walked into the kitchen. ''Hello.. Itachi? It's not funny.''
There were no answers. 'Stupid Sasuke! Baka, Teme, bastard! Tch.. Being a bastard, and stuff. Pissing me of!' A ghostly familiar voice said. Sasuke turned slowly around and saw something he never believed he would see.
'Tch stupid.. Like hell! I did say that ghostes did exist! But nooo...' Naruto grumbled. ''... N-Naruto?'' Sasuke whispered. 'Huh? Where?' Naruto asked and turned around. Naruto knew that Sasuke couldn't see him, but he still used to talk to him all the time even if he didn't hear him. But this time, Naruto had a feeling that he could see him.
''What the hell.. Am i dreaming?'' Sasuke said to himself feeling a little dizzy. ''Fantastic! Now i'm hallucinating!'' Sasuke said to himself. 'W-Wait! Bastard, you can actually see me?' Naruto asked with a eyebrow raised. Sasuke sighed and walked around the ghost and took his (Extra) phone and called Itachi.
'Hello! Bastard! Bastard! Teme! Teme!' ~ ''Shut up for a minute dobe!'' Sasuke shouted at the ghost. ''Oh great.. I'm talking with my non existing friend.'' Sasuke murmured to himself. 'H-Hey bastard! You can actually see me! That's so co~'' - ''Shut up, non existing Naruto.'' Sasuke said while trying to calm himself down.
''Huh? Sasuke why ar-'' ~ ''No matter, Itachi! I'm hallucinating!'' Sasuke yelled at his big brother. ''W-What? what are you talking about, Sasuke?'' Itachi asked. ''Well. Right now Naruto is yelling into my ear!''
'Hey Sasuke lets eat ramen! I hadn't eat ramen in years!' Naruto yelled into Sasuke's ear. ''Uhm..'' Itachi murmured. ''Yeah, i know i'm crazy Itachi! But please get, me some drugs or pills that can calm this down!''
''It's not that Sasuke..'' Itachi said calm. ''Did Naruto just say, that he wanted to eat ramen because he hadn't eaten ramen in years?'' Itachi asked calm. ''Uhm. Yeah.. But wait .. Why do you know...'' Itachi coughed. ''Let me explain Sasuke. What you're seeing is not a hallucinating non existens, but a real Ghost or soul or whatever you call it.'' Itachi said calmly again. ''Naruto is probably lost, and needs help to get over to the other side, you know, Heaven, buddha or whatever you may call it.'' Itachi explained calmly again.
There were a laugh. ''Really, Itachi? You really believe that i would believe something like that?'' Then Sasuke started laughing again. 'Stop laughing Teme!' Naruto grumbled at the raven. ''Itachi i don't believe it, alright, and i will never, EVER, believe it.'' Sasuke said seriously. Itachi sighed. ''Did Naruto just say 'Stop laughing teme?''' Itachi asked calm again.
There were a awkward silence. ''I must be crazy! I gotta go Itachi. Call me and i will throw my phone at the wall, again. See ya.'' Sasuke said quickly and turned his phone of. ''Just what is he trying to prove?'' Sasuke asked himself with a thought. 'Saaasuuuukeeee! I want raaameeeen!' Naruto said. ''Shut up, dobe. You're not even real!'' Sasuke said to himself. 'Yeah sure and Justin Bieber is good at singing.' Naruto said bored. ''Shut up! i'm going to bed, Goodnight!'' Sasuke said and ran into his room. ''Great.. I'm even talking with him.. I must be really mad, huh..'' Sasuke said to himself with a sigh.
'Fine! If you don't wanna see me, then i will be leaving! Tch! I will be back tomorrow, Bastard!' Naruto said. Sasuke grinned. ''As if.'' And then he turned off the lights and went to sleep.
:If you're a Justin Bieber or One Direction fan, then i'm sorry. I don't have any hate for the boys neither love.) I'm sorry.. I lied to all of you guys.. There's only 3494 words! It's all my fault! Cry* i'm so sorry, and not only that but there's so many typos! (probably because i'm danish.. ¬¬'
Gasp* Sasuke is losing it! He's slowly turning mad! (don't say that, that's unreal, because it's not. After losing somebody you care much about can get very crazy. that happened with my mom when she lost her grandma. RIP Grandmama =^~^=)
This chapter is the beginning where Sasuke thinks that Naruto is 'imagination!' Ho ho ho. there will be atleast 5-6 chapters before he believes that Naruto is a real soul. Because Sasuke doesn't believe in such things, and is very stubborn.
Itachi: Foolish little brother..
Me: i know, Itachi.. I know.. NOW MARRY ME!
Itachi: ¬¬' ...
IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT THE UCHIHA'S!: In this story the Uchiha's are a family who can see 'supernatural' things, i'm gonna call that kind of ability: 'Sharingan!'
Itachi: I wonder why.. ¬¬'
Me: Shut up, and marry me!
In the Uchiha family nobody's a shaman beside, Itachi and Madara. (there's only a few who has that ability) and some doesn't even want to get trained to use that ability. However Sasuke in this case special. Why? You gonna find out next chapter! Smirk*
I'm sorry again, things are happening faster, than i was expecting, but oh well! I won't update this weeks, because it's Carnival week in my town, and i just want to be with my friends and family. But maybe i'll update on sunday. =TT_TT= MAYBE! And again thanks to all the people who read this story! you are all amazing!
Uh, and sorry about the typos (i'm saying that again!) (I'm danish! Smile*)
Next chapter: Chapter 2 - Madness
See you in the next chapter, where i will try and explain more. (Madara is still alive) - Pairings:
SasuNaru, NejiTen, KibaHina, SaiIno, ShikeTema, LeeSaku, KakaIru, MinaKushi(Flashback), and more to decide!