Triple H: NOOO! YOU HAUNT MY DREAMS TOO!
Brittany: WHY WON T YOU LOVE ME!
Triple H: Because you re a creeper!
Brittany: NO! Melody is a creeper!
Triple H: I don t see JOHN having dreams of melody!
John: it s true!
Brittany: SHUT IT CENA!
John: *cries*
Melody: don t worry I makes it better John: Yay!
Brittany: where did hunter go!
Triple H: *iz gone*
Brittany: NOOOO!
John: *whispers* actually I do have dreams of melody, but they are willing *winks*
Melody: *faints*
Hunter: I love Shawn, OKAY! *clamps hand over mouth* I mean Stef I love Stef
Brittany: O_o
John: o_O
Stef: O_O
Shawn & Melody: *iz not surprised* we knew it
Brittany, John, Stef: *looks over at Shawn and Melody* WHAT!
Shawn and Melody: *shrugs* saw it coming
Shawn and Hunter: *iz banging*
Brittany: DAMN IT!
Melody: you didn t see this coming!
Brittany: NO! T_T
Melody: then you don t want to know about edge....
Brittany: NO NOT EDGE...
Melody *nods head* He ded
John: * to melody* are you gunna tell her why
Melody: nope
Melody: Edge is ded
Brittany: YES, I KNOW THIS WHY!
John: are you sure you want to tell her!
Melody: I should! But he didn t like her much...
Brittany: WHAT! You told me he loved me *T_T*
Melody: Well.... I lied John: *nods* she did.
Brittany: I hate you guys!
John: not as much as edge hated you!
Melody and John: *giggle*
Brittany: *storms off*
Melody: Wait! Come back!
John: oh well guess she didn t want to know
Melody: Wanna bang?
John: hellz yeah
Melody and John: *bangz*
~The end~
Narrator: so Brittany will never know what happened to Edge. Will Brittany come back! are Shawn and hunter still banging! And WHY IS JOHN CHEATING ON HIS WIFE WITH MELODY!
Tune in a few minutes to find out!
John: Melody, I have to tell you something
Melody: oh?
John: I m married! *looks away dramatically*
Melody: Ummm yes well I knew that
John: *looks back* oh well I want to be with you forever!
Melody: OH John really!
John: No, actually not really
Melody: WHAT!
John: I m kidding!
Brittany: *iz still gone*
Melody: hey John where is Shawn?
John: he went to take a nap
Melody: and hunter?
John: looking for Brittany
Melody: I thought Hunter didn't like Brittany
John: *shrugs* he doesn't
Hunter: *runs screaming like a girl* NOOOOOO DAMMNNNN YOU NOOOOOO!
Hunter: SHAWN!
Shawn *iz sleeping*
Brittany: MUWHAHAHA
Melody: oh god Brittany you didn't.....
John: O_O what she do
Melody: put sleeping pills in Shawn's drink!
John: NOOO
Hunter: POOOORRRRRRRR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *shakes fist to the sky*
Brittany: *glomps*
~The end~
Narrator: DID BRITTANY REALLY PUT SLEEPING PILLS IN SHAWN S DRINK! WHAT THE FUCK IS A GLOMP! WHAT WILL BECOME OF MELODY AND JOHN AND WILL BRITTANY EVER find out what happened to edge, well see!
Triple H: *trembling in the corner* No more Brittany, Please no more...
Melody: Shit Brittany what did you do!
Brittany: What a normal person would do!
Melody: *points to hunter trembling in corner* THAT IS NOT NORMAL!
Brittany: sure it is!
John:* out of nowhere* No, actually it s not normal
Triple H: *sobs* the ears! There are so many ears!
Melody: *shakes head and looks away* BRITTANY DID YOU DRUG SHAWN!
: Shawn: *still sleeping* zzzZZZzzzzZZZ
John: damn that boy can sleep!
Melody: BECAUSE BRITTANY DRUGGED HIM!
Brittany: YOU HAVE NO PROOF!
Melody: *slaps*
John: OWE!
Melody: Oops... Sorry John
Brittany: OK! OKAY! I will tell you IF you tell me what happened to edge
Melody & John: *looks at each other*
Melody: I just can t *looks away sadly*
Brittany: *stomps foot like a little whiney child* WHY NOT!
John: because! You can t handle the truth!
Melody: .. This isn t a few good men John
John: *pouts* I know but I thought it would be nice *walks away sadly*
Melody: Edge, was a different man
Brittany: annddd Melody: he was a man of few words Brittany: anddd
Melody: EDGE WAS NEVER REAL!
Brittany: WHAT!
*dramatic music plays*
Melody: I told you Brittany you didn't want to know!
Brittany: He is REAL I..I made love to him...
Melody: no, No that was your pillow
Brittany: NOOOO!
Brittany: *sob sob*
Triple H: IM FREEEEEEEEE! *runs away*
Shawn: zzzzZZZZzzzz
~The end~
Edge: *in a box* when will melody take me out!
Melody: *kicks box* SHUT IT!
*DUN DUN DUN!*
Narrator: does this mean melody lied! Will Shawn ever wake up! Why did john quote a few good men! Where did hunter go again! And why is edge in a box!
Stay tuned!
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Brittany: Melody how could you!
Melody: what are you talking about!
Brittany: I see you talking to that box that sounds like edge!
Melody: MANN STFU you have never heard edge speak!
Brittany: THAT MAY BE TRUE! But I can feeeel him!
Melody: please the only thing you're going to feel is my foot punting Ur cunt!
Brittany: nooooooo not again!
Melody: that s right, so be quiet! Edge is not in this box!
John: its true, he's not
Brittany: WHY DO YOU LIE!
John: I don't melody does
Melody: *slaps john* that was on PURPOSE!
Brittany: what do you mean John!
John: UMM...
Shawn: WTF! How long have I been asleep!
Hunter: about a day I missed you!
Shawn: WHY HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP ALL DAY!
Hunter: *points at Brittany*
Shawn: OH HELL TO THE NO!
Brittany: OH GOD NOOO! *runs*
Shawn: *chases Brittany*
Melody: this is funny
John: look at Brittany run! GO FASTER!
Melody: Hush John! that's as fast as she'll get!
Brittany: IIIIIIII HHHHHHHHHHAAAAATEEEE YOOUUU MELLL!
Melody: I'm aware!
John & Melody & hunter: *giggles*
Shawn: come back here!
Brittany: I m sorry! i just wanted to do hunter!
Shawn: WHAT!
Brittany: I mean hug him!
Melody: she's lying
Brittany: *shoots melody!*
John: NOOOOO! Melody!
Hunter: O____O
Shawn: O_____O
Melody: x.x
Brittany: it was loaded! 11!111!
~The end~
Narrator: Did Brittany just run! Iz hunter a tattle tail! Did it hurt when melody slapped john! Does Shawn know what he just got himself into AND WHY WAS THE GUN LOADED!
More soon? Who knows!
Dun Dun Dun
Brittany: *drops gun* I.. I didn t mean to shoot her!
Shawn: the hell you didn t *steps away from melodys ded body*
Hunter: that poor girl! She was so nice *sniff*
Brittany: *glare* you liked her and not me!
Hunter: Well she wasn t a creeper!
Shawn: yeah it's true...
Brittany: you guys suckkkk!
Hunter: *winks* we so doo
John: *sob sob* I m sorry Melody!
Brittany: what are you talking about?
John: I loved her so much, but I m married to my wife!
Hunter: what is he talking about!
Shawn: John! Did you kill melody?
John: *nods head*
Brittany: *sniff* M-melody!
John: I had to! I couldn t live without her! And I didn t want anyone else to have her!
Shawn: that is some fucked shit
Brittany: you made me kill my best friend!
John: Nope *smirks* YOU DID, your finger prints are all over the gun
Brittany: DAMN you!
John: so you will rot in jail and I get to be free!
Hunter: but we heard you confess
Shawn: yea, we did...
John: *gives them cookies*
Shawn and Hunter: OOOHHHHH COOOKKIIEEESSS!
Brittany: damn! Their one weakness!
John: MUWUAHAHAHAHA, *kisses melody's cheek* I m sorry my love!
Brittany: *cries* H-how could you do that to Melody! God what will I tell her mommy! *pictures what will happen*
*Brittay: Melody is dead!
Melody's mommy: oh Brittany you're so silly!
Brittany: O____O'' *
John: I must go, I hear the cops!
Brittany: fine, you win AGAIN!
John: *vanishes*
Cops: you have the right to remain silent.....
~The end~