And so it begins, readers first plan.
Plan A, A is for Arcobaleno!
It was a calm day outside the Varia mansion; the only noises that could be heard were Squalo and Xanxus' drunken singing. They were dancing outsi- wait ARE THEY NAKED? You stared at them for a while before returning to your post. You moved your binoculars back in on Mammon who was inside eating his breakfast. You took a moment to say thank you to the person who had designed the Varia mansion, there were so many windows it made spying a breeze!
Mammon jumped off his stool and began to walk to the door. It was your moment of truth, you swept yourself clean of any dirt and you walked down to Mammon casually.
It was love at 2934th sight, he ran to you and you ran to him. The entire moment seemed like it was in slow motion. You could slowly see a smile creep up on his face and you nearly creamed yourself with total happiness. You both started to pick up speed when you finally collided, with Mammon on top he started stripping you.
Of your homemade one hundred dollar note costume.
With a squeal of delight Mammon ran off with to the Varia mansion, you watched him sadly as he ran, no floated up the stairs with the giant $100 note costume. He landed on his bed with so much grace it broke your heart and he was soon making out with your costume.
"Damn it. I thought it was a flawless plan" You thought to yourself sadly half watching Mammon strip of his garments.
Plan A was a fail.