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Itachi was coming to pick Sasuke up from school. His intentions were of the sincerest kind: Getting his stubborn ass brother back together with Naruto. He didn't know how he was going to do it, but he was going to do it. Even if he had to lock the two of them totally naked into a closet… with whipped cream. He would do it… but hopefully it wouldn't come to that.

Itachi parked the car and walked to the entrance where Sasuke usually comes out. He leaned on the wall. His mind started to wonder. Why did he wear black jeans today? It's too hot to wear them. So why did he put them on? These were some of the profound questions the genius pondered.

He saw Naruto walk out of the building from a different door. He thought about approaching him, but changed his mind as a boy with wild brown hair wearing a hoodie approached him. The boy started making hand gestures and Naruto seemed slightly interested. Itachi moved into hearing distance.

"Naruto quit being an idiot! You have to do something, that stubborn ass isn't going to!" The boy exclaimed. Itachi figured the stubborn ass was his favorite younger brother.

"Kiba just stay out of this." Naruto ordered.

"And why should I do that."

Before Naruto answered Itachi pulled Kiba away.

"What are you doing! Hey let go of me bastard!"

"We have the same interests at heart, getting Sasuke and Naruto back together. Yes?"

"Yea,"

"I have a plan,"

"Sweet, Dude my names Kiba."

"Itachi"

And so it began.

The plan had three parts. Part one: rent a nice hotel room and set up a romantic atmosphere. Part two: Cook a home cooked meal. Part three: Trick Naruto and Sasuke to come to the hotel room. In theory it was easy enough, but reality is a whole different concept.

Konoha had very few hotels, but they got reservations for tomorrow at the nicest one in the town; a five star hotel run by the Nara clan. It was nice, but expensive. They booked a room that had a king sized bed and a nice set up for there evil plot. Kiba insisted on it because of said bed, there was something wrong with that boy.

The Next Day

Itachi already had the stuff they needed to decorate the room. Kiba moved the table to the middle of the room while Itachi started to unpack his supplies. Itachi placed a white table cloth on the round table and started placing rose petals on it. Kiba set up the three candles into the candle holder and set it in the middle of the table. Itachi started setting the table. Kiba placed two chairs around the table.

The two looked at there masterpiece. They stood admiring their art until Kiba ran and got a marker, a piece of paper, and the rest of the rose petals and ran to the other side of the divider where the bed was at. Itachi followed. Curious as to what the wild teen would do. Kiba has spread rose petals across the bed and left a card that said Have fun you two ; ). Itachi couldn't help but laugh at this.

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If I told you cooking was going well for them, I'd be telling a big fat lie. Itachi, being near-sighted, kept putting the wrong things into the recipe. It was his own fault in a way; he refused to see an optometrist. Kiba was never good with measurements and always put too much or too little of ingredients. All that came out was inedible.

Things were not looking too good. It wasn't about to get any better. The timer they were using didn't work, and the glop of whatever caught fire. Not missing a beat Itachi grabbed the fire extinguisher and sprayed the over. Resulting in the two of them having to spend their entire lunch break to clean the damned thing

Itachi suddenly had a brilliant idea. His mother could help them cook… okay she could cook the whole thing. He pulled out his cell phone and held 3.

"Hello Itachi" Came his mother's pleasant voice.

"Mom can you help us with something" Itachi than proceeded in explaining the whole situation.

"I'll be right over son." Mikoto said and than hung up.

There is some magical quality all moms seem to have that makes everything they cook taste better. Everything came out flawless, and Mikoto made everything seem so easy. The skewers of melon, jamon, and mini mozzarella turned out perfectly. The lamb was cooked for just the right amount of time and was served with ripe red tomatoes. Lastly dessert was a creamy nuttella mousse served in wine glasses that had raspberries on top. In short everything was ready.

The candles were lit and the calls placed. Last minute details were in place. Naruto and Sasuke are both unsuspecting. This was going to work! This was going to work! Itachi left them a note telling them about check out and any other information they might need. And Kiba set up a spy camera on the back of the door. This is going to be good.

While leaving, Itachi and Kiba put the keys right where they told the unsuspecting victims. The two left separate ways. As Itachi left he saw Naruto drive into the parking lot. This was going to work, the older Uchiha sibling thought with a grin. This was going to work.